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03-13-2003, 01:22 PM
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Joke: Would you tattoo your penis?
An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?" "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Two, once in a while, I like to play with my money... Three, I like how money feels in my hand... And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!! |
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03-13-2003, 01:22 PM
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Heard it before, but good one
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03-13-2003, 01:24 PM
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hehe...imagine how much that would hurt!!
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03-13-2003, 01:30 PM
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03-13-2003, 02:15 PM
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Now with more Jayne
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i was one hit on by a guy who claimed to have a tattooed dick.
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03-13-2003, 02:38 PM
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A mate of mine got his dick done...roses up either side of it. It looked awful...how do I know what it looked like? He would get drunk and always get it out in the pub....
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03-13-2003, 02:42 PM
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When girls ask me do I have a tattoo I tell em "Yes, only one though"
Then they say "What is it?" I tell them "Its a ruler" Then they say "A ruler?, where?" And I look down towards my dick. LOL This is always an excellent ice breaker in the skrip klubs.
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03-13-2003, 03:15 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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03-13-2003, 03:17 PM
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Let's do some business.
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 Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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03-13-2003, 03:19 PM
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03-13-2003, 03:28 PM
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HELL YA!
next tat. |
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03-13-2003, 03:36 PM
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An old roommate was a tattoo artist and he tattooed a Chile pepper wearing a Sombrero on his dick.
I never actually saw it, but I heard about it from enough women that I am 100% sure that it was there. He told me that he got 'chubbed' to lay the stencil down, but as soon as the needle hit it... goodbye chub. Said it was the most painful thing he'd ever experienced as well as the hardest tattoo he'd ever done. Said he was glad it was done with and he'd never have to do it again. As far as I'm concerned, fuck that.... |
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03-13-2003, 04:44 PM
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