Joke: Would you tattoo your penis?
 

An accountant gets home late one night and his wife says, "Where the hell have you been?"

He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis," he said proudly.

"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain.

Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill on his penis?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow," he began. "Two, once in a while, I like to play with my money... Three, I like how money feels in my hand... And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!!!

Heard it before, but good one :1orglaugh

hehe...imagine how much that would hurt!!

i was one hit on by a guy who claimed to have a tattooed dick.

A mate of mine got his dick done...roses up either side of it. It looked awful...how do I know what it looked like? He would get drunk and always get it out in the pub....

When girls ask me do I have a tattoo I tell em "Yes, only one though"
Then they say "What is it?"
I tell them "Its a ruler"
Then they say "A ruler?, where?"
And I look down towards my dick. LOL

This is always an excellent ice breaker in the skrip klubs.

That doesn't mean you had to look at it.

Australia's satirical newspaper. This is just a small sample of the print edition.

It does when he jumps on the table waving the thing around...you really could not miss it!! ok I was also curious!!

HELL YA!

next tat.

An old roommate was a tattoo artist and he tattooed a Chile pepper wearing a Sombrero on his dick.

I never actually saw it, but I heard about it from enough women that I am 100% sure that it was there.

He told me that he got 'chubbed' to lay the stencil down, but as soon as the needle hit it... goodbye chub.

Said it was the most painful thing he'd ever experienced as well as the hardest tattoo he'd ever done.

Said he was glad it was done with and he'd never have to do it again.

As far as I'm concerned, fuck that....

Didnt mean you had to stick it in your mouth.