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Pathfinder · 11-13-2014, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

So where is your son right now? Is he fighting wild grizzly bears or has male nurses' fist up his rectum?

He's probably beating off a bear.

Pathfinder · 11-13-2014, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

For the technically curious - what format do they use in heaven? Beta, VHS, DVD...Blu-ray?

Or does it just appear in an ethereal mist?

Is the popcorn buttered?

Satellite and the butter is made from unicorn milk!

420 · 11-13-2014, 07:16 PM

omg was this option number one?

<3<3<3

I should read the thread, bbl.

L-Pink · 11-13-2014, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

You come up with the strangest photos

WDF · 11-13-2014, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

The Fried Eggs On A Hook Look.

420 · 11-13-2014, 08:00 PM

Okay, I read it now. How long did it take to crack the password?

What does it mean when you say "crimes against nature"?

Pathfinder · 11-13-2014, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Okay, I read it now. How long did it take to crack the password?

What does it mean when you say "crimes against nature"?

Why would I need to crack my own password? Even if I had such a need it would be easy with God on my side.

I referred to the "crimes against nature" part in post #28.

420 · 11-13-2014, 09:12 PM

So you keep your memories when you die? They should get wifi in heaven.

Why didn't you post for 12 years, 2 months and 14 days?

Pathfinder · 11-13-2014, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

So you keep your memories when you die? They should get wifi in heaven.

Why didn't you post for 12 years, 2 months and 14 days?

Of course we keep our memories. In fact many elderly people regain ones they lost while on earth.

Wifi is ancient technology in Heaven. Earth hasn't developed the kind of advanced communications systems we use there. I tried sending smoke signals but people thought they were just shapes in the clouds.

SilentKnight · 11-13-2014, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Why didn't you post for 12 years, 2 months and 14 days?

Everyone needs recovery time after the first and second coming.

onwebcam · 11-13-2014, 11:43 PM

This isn't any fun if theking is out huntin wabbits.

EddyTheDog · 11-14-2014, 12:04 AM

420 · 11-14-2014, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder

Of course we keep our memories. In fact many elderly people regain ones they lost while on earth.

Wifi is ancient technology in Heaven. Earth hasn't developed the kind of advanced communications systems we use there. I tried sending smoke signals but people thought they were just shapes in the clouds.

You could start a religion and help people find the right path.

Pathfinder · 11-14-2014, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by 420

You could start a religion and help people find the right path.

You're kidding right? I already wasted one lifetime. I have no intentions of wasting this second one.

onwebcam · 11-14-2014, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder

You're kidding right? I already wasted one lifetime. I have no intentions of wasting this second one.

How is it a waste when you can have a bunch of mindless followers handing you money and even their bodies and minds everyday? I know someone who's parents spent well into 6 figures so he could do the same.

lock · 11-14-2014, 12:31 AM

How thick is the padding?

Pathfinder · 11-14-2014, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

How is it a waste when you can have a bunch of mindless followers handing you money and even their bodies and minds everyday? I know someone who's parents spent well into 6 figures so he could do the same.

Of course I will be doing that but this has nothing to do with following the right path as 420 put it.

onwebcam · 11-14-2014, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder

Of course I will be doing that but this has nothing to do with following the right path as 420 put it.

I think "right path" is open to interpretation. Since you would be the interpreter followers would believe anything is the right path.

Pathfinder · 11-14-2014, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam

I think "right path" is open to interpretation. Since you would be the interpreter followers would believe anything is the right path.

So are we just killing time until my faggot son pulls his dick out of his doctor or is there another point to this small talk?

I've got weed to smoke bitches to fuck tequila to drink and need to steal a fast car to drive.

onwebcam · 11-14-2014, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder

So are we just killing time until my faggot son pulls his dick out of his doctor or is there another point to this small talk?

I've got weed to smoke bitches to fuck tequila to drink and need to steal a fast car to drive.

Guess so.. Gooduck on the thuglife, resurrection 4.0 will be needed soon I guess. Hoes down G's up, playa.

mineistaken · 11-14-2014, 08:37 AM

Admins, is the Ip of OP and the king the same?

_Richard_ · 11-14-2014, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder

You're kidding right? I already wasted one lifetime. I have no intentions of wasting this second one.

SilentKnight · 11-14-2014, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Admins, is the Ip of OP and the king the same?

Curious minds think alike.

420 · 11-14-2014, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Admins, is the Ip of OP and the king the same?

Where is the thread to bet on who is behind this? I would put 100 on sly.

420 · 11-14-2014, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder

You're kidding right? I already wasted one lifetime. I have no intentions of wasting this second one.

I assume pathfinder likes finding paths. His religion would help people find the path that pathfinder says is the right path to find.

So you didn't need to crack the password; you only needed to remember the email address you used for that account and then reset the password. I suppose after 12 years you might need to re-register the domain or free email account.

Pathfinder · 11-14-2014, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

I assume pathfinder likes finding paths. His religion would help people find the path that pathfinder says is the right path to find.

So you didn't need to crack the password; you only needed to remember the email address you used for that account and then reset the password. I suppose after 12 years you might need to re-register the domain or free email account.

Go fish.

onwebcam · 11-14-2014, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Where is the thread to bet on who is behind this? I would put 100 on sly.

Unless it was a fluke I'm pretty sure I know who's behind it because said person forgot to log out of their username. I'll keep it to myself though..

420 · 11-14-2014, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder

Go fish.

Bought his old computer at garage sale? Gfy password saved in browser or text file.

Pathfinder · 11-14-2014, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Bought his old computer at garage sale? Gfy password saved in browser or text file.

Getting warmer.

420 · 11-14-2014, 09:44 PM

Sounds like you found the pass somewhere. But where... hmm...

AaronM · 11-14-2014, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Sounds like you found the pass somewhere. But where... hmm...

The password was probably "pigshit"

Pathfinder · 11-14-2014, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

Sounds like you found the pass somewhere. But where... hmm...

I bought this computer from some crack head gambling junky in the parking lot of an Oregon coast casino. When I opened the browser this website popped up as the home page.

420 · 11-14-2014, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder

I bought this computer from some crack head gambling junky in the parking lot of an Oregon coast casino. When I opened the browser this website popped up as the home page.

so you're not even from gfy? welcome.

I bet aaronm is right, the password was pigshit. (with a period) and you logged in second try.

ruff · 11-15-2014, 09:30 AM

More tit pictures will make this thread better.

Horatio Caine · 11-15-2014, 01:00 PM

We need you son in here.

MediaGuy · 11-15-2014, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

Jesus wept.

:D

AdultKing · 11-15-2014, 05:07 PM

So now we know the story behind this thread, the burning question has to be - did TheKing dispatch himself ?

clickity click · 11-15-2014, 05:10 PM

Still no idea what the fuck is going on. For the love of God.

ottopottomouse · 11-16-2014, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Pathfinder

Wifi is ancient technology in Heaven. Earth hasn't developed the kind of advanced communications systems we use there. I tried sending smoke signals but people thought they were just shapes in the clouds.

So cam_girls was actually onto something and isn't a nutcase after all?

Penny24Seven · 01-03-2016, 02:12 PM

If you get 15 years in federal prison you do a little bit over 12 years which is exactly how long Pathfinder was gone.
He didn't die. Nobody bought the computer in some casino parking lot because they would not have known he was gone for 12 years.
He just got out and logged back in.
He knew he was going to prison so he faked his death so nobody knew he was going to prison.
There were 3 different people within 50 miles who started a 15 year federal prison term within 2 weeks after the death and got out before he logged back in.
theking is/was a business partner of pathfinder and shit didn't end very well with one going to prison and the other well you know.
Case closed

SpicyM · 01-03-2016, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by artwilliams

I prefer ...

Ezekiel 23:20

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

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theking · 01-03-2016, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Brian837

If you get 15 years in federal prison you do a little bit over 12 years which is exactly how long Pathfinder was gone.
He didn't die. Nobody bought the computer in some casino parking lot because they would not have known he was gone for 12 years.
He just got out and logged back in.
He knew he was going to prison so he faked his death so nobody knew he was going to prison.
There were 3 different people within 50 miles who started a 15 year federal prison term within 2 weeks after the death and got out before he logged back in.
theking is/was a business partner of pathfinder and shit didn't end very well with one going to prison and the other well you know.
Case closed

Unless you are the one that hijacked Pathfinders account you are a shamefully ignorant person in addition to being stupid...stupid....stupid.

Penny24Seven · 01-03-2016, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

Unless you are the one that hijacked Pathfinders account you are a shamefully ignorant person in addition to being stupid...stupid....stupid.

You are just mad because he went to prison and you got screwed out of all the work you did which ended up all for nothing. Sorry it worked out that way but I had nothing to do with it.
Just live and learn

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Penny24Seven So Fucking What Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: USA Posts: 6,287	If you get 15 years in federal prison you do a little bit over 12 years which is exactly how long Pathfinder was gone. He didn't die. Nobody bought the computer in some casino parking lot because they would not have known he was gone for 12 years. He just got out and logged back in. He knew he was going to prison so he faked his death so nobody knew he was going to prison. There were 3 different people within 50 miles who started a 15 year federal prison term within 2 weeks after the death and got out before he logged back in. theking is/was a business partner of pathfinder and shit didn't end very well with one going to prison and the other well you know. Case closed __________________ Our site is coming soon. It will be one of the best ever! I know so. Brian and Penny

11-13-2014, 07:16 PM	#53
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	omg was this option number one? <3<3<3 I should read the thread, bbl.

11-13-2014, 08:00 PM	#56
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	Okay, I read it now. How long did it take to crack the password? What does it mean when you say "crimes against nature"?

11-13-2014, 09:12 PM	#58
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	So you keep your memories when you die? They should get wifi in heaven. Why didn't you post for 12 years, 2 months and 14 days?

11-14-2014, 08:37 AM	#71
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11-14-2014, 09:44 PM	#80
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	Sounds like you found the pass somewhere. But where... hmm...

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