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Bored · 03-13-2003, 01:42 AM

Here's the link

Having seen this it made me wonder, why hasn't anyone really jumped on this and made a GOOD video game for adults? I realize there has been 'interactive' porn and such on computers since the beginning, but I've yet to see something good come out. I'm not talking about some stupid ass volley ball game where there is a secret unlock code for the kiddies because clearly this can land these folks in alot of trouble. I'm talking about a game with an adult story line, sex, drugs and rock and roll.

BigFrog · 03-13-2003, 01:43 AM

Leisure Suit Larry

Bored · 03-13-2003, 01:46 AM

Thats exactly what I mean, but something more 'hardcore'. LSL was a great series but it was silly like this DOA shit. I guess the point im trying to make is that normally porn video games are really boring to play, or the ones that are fun to play arnt really porn video games. Know what I mean?

3Xguru · 03-13-2003, 10:25 AM

Maibe it's because the target buyers of video games are people under the age of 18. I do not know.

Tex Willer · 03-13-2003, 10:34 AM

i like both porn and video games but don't like them mixed

just like you don't mix pork and chocolate although both things are good =)

Tex Willer · 03-13-2003, 10:35 AM

what a stupid statement of mine for the 500th post :-|

3Xguru · 03-13-2003, 11:42 AM

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Originally posted by Tex Willer
what a stupid statement of mine for the 500th post :-|

Hehe. Maibe at your 1000'th post

Tuga · 03-13-2003, 11:44 AM

Paradise Cafe on the Spectrum 48k ruled

Tex Willer · 03-13-2003, 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by Tuga
Paradise Cafe on the Spectrum 48k ruled

don't remember that one, shoot a snapshot

Jak · 03-13-2003, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by Bored
Here's the link

Having seen this it made me wonder, why hasn't anyone really jumped on this and made a GOOD video game for adults? I realize there has been 'interactive' porn and such on computers since the beginning, but I've yet to see something good come out. I'm not talking about some stupid ass volley ball game where there is a secret unlock code for the kiddies because clearly this can land these folks in alot of trouble. I'm talking about a game with an adult story line, sex, drugs and rock and roll.

Because no publisher with enough pull to make it work would touch it so it would have to be financed privately. Then distribution would be an issue, and without widespread mainstream distro points the game wouldn't recoup enough to cover the cost of making it.

Unless of course it was a strictly budget title, in which case you just answered the question of "why hasn't anyone really jumped on this and made a GOOD video game for adults?"

See also: http://www.gamasutra.com/features/de...5/adams_01.htm

Libertine · 03-13-2003, 12:02 PM

You people have got to be kidding me... there are <b>hundreds</b> of adult video games. From the top of my head:

Wet - the sexy empire
Virtual Valerie
UltraVixen
Seasons of Sakura
Three Sisters' Story
Runaway City
Knights of Xentar
Cobra Mission
May Club
Private Nurse
Love Potion
Immoral Studies
True Love

etc etc etc

Jak · 03-13-2003, 12:06 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
You people have got to be kidding me... there are <b>hundreds</b> of adult video games. From the top of my head:

Wet - the sexy empire
Virtual Valerie
UltraVixen
Seasons of Sakura
Three Sisters' Story
Runaway City
Knights of Xentar
Cobra Mission
May Club
Private Nurse
Love Potion
Immoral Studies
True Love

etc etc etc

He said GOOD Adult video games. Sure, there are hundreds of titles out there like the ones you mentioned above. I believe he's talking about mainstream style games with gameplay and with adult content that weren't made with Macromedia.

Bored · 03-13-2003, 12:08 PM

Exactly.

I think Jak sorta hit the nail on the head. I was thinking along these lines but with games that come so close to it, GTA, DOA...
Im just really surprised no ones stepped up.

Libertine · 03-13-2003, 12:09 PM

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Originally posted by Jak

He said GOOD Adult video games. Sure, there are hundreds of titles out there like the ones you mentioned above. I believe he's talking about actual games with gameplay that weren't made with Macromedia.

Gee, aren't you the little moron.

Example: Wet, the sexy empire is a strategy/simulation game in which you build up your own porn empire, going from shooting pictures and vids in a small hotel to buying your own casino's, adult businesses, etc. Hundreds of hours in gameplay, and NOT made in macromedia.

None of these were made in Macromedia, dickwad.

Jak · 03-13-2003, 12:15 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld

Gee, aren't you the little moron.

Example: Wet, the sexy empire is a strategy/simulation game in which you build up your own porn empire, going from shooting pictures and vids in a small hotel to buying your own casino's, adult businesses, etc. Hundreds of hours in gameplay, and NOT made in macromedia.

None of these were made in Macromedia, dickwad.

I've been in the game industry for about 9 years now, so my viewpoint comes from that perspective. Think I'll run down to CompUSA or Electronics Boutique and pick up a copy of Sexy Empire or Ultravixen.

Save your "dickwad" comments for the kids in class, punky brewster.

And hey, you misquoted me anyway.

Bored · 03-13-2003, 12:23 PM

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Example: Wet, the sexy empire is a strategy/simulation game in which you build up your own porn empire, going from shooting pictures and vids in a small hotel to buying your own casino's, adult businesses, etc. Hundreds of hours in gameplay, and NOT made in macromedia.

This is not what I'm talking about at all.
LSL was a great series for a few reasons. Sure you go around trying to screw chicks, but there are elements of adventure and humor.

I've never even heard of WET so I can't really comment on it. However I don't really mean a game strickly about 'adult business'
I mean a well developed game that is geared for adults. GTA comes close but thats more for teenagers than anything. I don't want to get off playing a game, I'm just surprised that the gaming market hasn't targeted 18-30 year olds more.

Libertine · 03-13-2003, 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by Jak

I've been in the game industry for about 9 years now, so my viewpoint comes from that perspective. Think I'll run down to CompUSA or Electronics Boutique and pick up a copy of Sexy Empire or Ultravixen.

Save your "dickwad" comments for the kids in class, punky brewster.

And hey, you misquoted me anyway.

So now your argument is that you can't get these games in the mainstream computer stores? Gee, what a surprise.

And, if you've been in the game industry for 9 years, you should know that these games (and many more adult games) are not made with Macromedia.

I'll save my "dickwad" comments for anyone who talks nonsense. (and yes, that applies to you)

Libertine · 03-13-2003, 12:26 PM

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Originally posted by Bored

This is not what I'm talking about at all.
LSL was a great series for a few reasons. Sure you go around trying to screw chicks, but there are elements of adventure and humor.

I've never even heard of WET so I can't really comment on it. However I don't really mean a game strickly about 'adult business'
I mean a well developed game that is geared for adults. GTA comes close but thats more for teenagers than anything. I don't want to get off playing a game, I'm just surprised that the gaming market hasn't targeted 18-30 year olds more.

Well, Wet (and the sequel) are well developed games geared towards adults. It's like strategy, simulation and porn combined.

Jak · 03-13-2003, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld
So now your argument is that you can't get these games in the mainstream computer stores? Gee, what a surprise.

That was the whole point of my comment that you called me a dickwad over. Get a clue. The man asked for "GOOD" games and it was clear to me that he wasn't talking about Virtual Valerie, Ultravixen, or any of the other games you listed. Yeah, those are games, and no, not all were made with Macromedia, but that's not what the guy was asking about.

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And, if you've been in the game industry for 9 years, you should know that these games (and many more adult games) are not made with Macromedia.

That's like saying that someone who's been in adult web design for 9 years should know what design software every adult site that's ever been was built with. I was making a point. No reason to cry about it.

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I'll save my "dickwad" comments for anyone who talks nonsense. (and yes, that applies to you)

Thanks dickwad.

Libertine · 03-13-2003, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by Jak

That was the whole point of my comment that you called me a dickwad over. Get a clue. The man asked for "GOOD" games and it was clear to me that he wasn't talking about Virtual Valerie, Ultravixen, or any of the other games you listed. Yeah, those are games, and no, not all were made with Macromedia, but that's not what the guy was asking about.

Virtual Valerie and Ultravixen are the only 2 games of these that you've played. That's obvious. They are also the only sex-simulation games in the list.
None of those were made with Macromedia, you saying that just shows you have absolutely no idea what those games are about.

LSL was mentioned - well, most of these are better, have better gameplay, and are generally more interesting.

Jak · 03-13-2003, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld

Virtual Valerie and Ultravixen are the only 2 games of these that you've played. That's obvious. They are also the only sex-simulation games in the list.
None of those were made with Macromedia, you saying that just shows you have absolutely no idea what those games are about.

The rest of your list is primarily made up of Bishoujo titles, which yes, I have played. While popular in their own right with some fans of Japanese gaming, they are NOT AT ALL what the subject of this post was addressing. I mention Ultravixen and Virtual Valerie because they are readily available and playable by US based gamers, not just manga fanboys (although Ultravixen easily falls into that realm).

Can I be done talking to you now?

Bored · 03-13-2003, 02:18 PM

I have to agree with Jak. The point of my post was to really point out the quality of mainstream games geared towards teenagers and why this sort of standard has never been brought to the 18-30 year old category using adultish themes and whatnot. Although sex would play a big part in these types of games this should not mean that its the only part of the games. Sex sells we all know this, so why hasn't anyone stepped up with some hardcore adult related games. When I say hardcore, I DONT mean hardcore sex. I just think DOA is a sorry excuse for using sex to sell a volley ball game or fighting game.

Libertine · 03-13-2003, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by Jak

The rest of your list is primarily made up of Bishoujo titles, which yes, I have played. While popular in their own right with some fans of Japanese gaming, they are NOT AT ALL what the subject of this post was addressing. I mention Ultravixen and Virtual Valerie because they are readily available and playable by US based gamers, not just manga fanboys (although Ultravixen easily falls into that realm).

Can I be done talking to you now?

In the list were rpg games (final fantasy style), strategy games (rollercoaster tycoon style), action games and more, all with adult storylines.

To quote the original post:
"I'm talking about a game with an adult story line, sex, drugs and rock and roll."

NetRodent · 03-13-2003, 02:24 PM

There are a lot of Japanese porn games, such as the following...

Battle Raper

Amy's Fantasies

Time Stripper Mako

Bored · 03-13-2003, 02:26 PM

My god! Did you read those reviews? This is exactly my point. While there are HEAPS of adult related games out there. They are rip offs, sub standard games. The only thing going for them is a little virtual tit.

Jak · 03-13-2003, 02:41 PM

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Originally posted by NetRodent
There are a lot of Japanese porn games, such as the following...

Battle Raper

Amy's Fantasies

Time Stripper Mako

SomethingAwful kicks ass. I love that place.

NetRodent · 03-13-2003, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by Bored
My god! Did you read those reviews?

The reviews are better than the games.

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Bored Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,011	Porn & Video games Here's the link Having seen this it made me wonder, why hasn't anyone really jumped on this and made a GOOD video game for adults? I realize there has been 'interactive' porn and such on computers since the beginning, but I've yet to see something good come out. I'm not talking about some stupid ass volley ball game where there is a secret unlock code for the kiddies because clearly this can land these folks in alot of trouble. I'm talking about a game with an adult story line, sex, drugs and rock and roll. __________________ If Satan Wore a Hairpeice, there would be HELL TOUPEE!! HTML Porn pbbc fo li

03-13-2003, 01:46 AM	#3
Bored Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,011	Thats exactly what I mean, but something more 'hardcore'. LSL was a great series but it was silly like this DOA shit. I guess the point im trying to make is that normally porn video games are really boring to play, or the ones that are fun to play arnt really porn video games. Know what I mean? __________________ If Satan Wore a Hairpeice, there would be HELL TOUPEE!! HTML Porn pbbc fo li

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Tex Willer Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,105	what a stupid statement of mine for the 500th post :-\|

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Bored Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,011	Exactly. I think Jak sorta hit the nail on the head. I was thinking along these lines but with games that come so close to it, GTA, DOA... Im just really surprised no ones stepped up. __________________ If Satan Wore a Hairpeice, there would be HELL TOUPEE!! HTML Porn pbbc fo li

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Bored Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,011	I have to agree with Jak. The point of my post was to really point out the quality of mainstream games geared towards teenagers and why this sort of standard has never been brought to the 18-30 year old category using adultish themes and whatnot. Although sex would play a big part in these types of games this should not mean that its the only part of the games. Sex sells we all know this, so why hasn't anyone stepped up with some hardcore adult related games. When I say hardcore, I DONT mean hardcore sex. I just think DOA is a sorry excuse for using sex to sell a volley ball game or fighting game. __________________ If Satan Wore a Hairpeice, there would be HELL TOUPEE!! HTML Porn pbbc fo li

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NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	There are a lot of Japanese porn games, such as the following... Battle Raper Amy's Fantasies Time Stripper Mako __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

03-13-2003, 02:26 PM	#25
Bored Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,011	My god! Did you read those reviews? This is exactly my point. While there are HEAPS of adult related games out there. They are rip offs, sub standard games. The only thing going for them is a little virtual tit. __________________ If Satan Wore a Hairpeice, there would be HELL TOUPEE!! HTML Porn pbbc fo li