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SmutGiant · 11-10-2014, 08:18 PM

but didn't really hit me until this past weekend.

I actually happen to come across this by searching for "random post" last night but seriously how true is this.

MaDalton · 11-10-2014, 08:23 PM

that's because at 18 you moved out from your parents and had to pay for your own stuff?

SmutGiant · 11-10-2014, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

that's because at 18 you moved out from your parents and had to pay for your own stuff?

I'm in a cold dark spot that only hookers and booze can fix. The hookers here are nasty and over priced.

AdultKing · 11-10-2014, 10:04 PM

Lykos · 11-10-2014, 10:32 PM

So fucking true !

InfoGuy · 11-10-2014, 11:48 PM

It's more expensive when she says "I want a divorce.", unless you have CYA with a bulletproof prenup.

Spunky · 11-10-2014, 11:52 PM

Those she devils always stomp on your sack

EngineCash · 11-11-2014, 02:41 AM

So true...

xxxoverkill77 · 11-11-2014, 08:15 AM

yes, you always learn too late...

seeandsee · 11-11-2014, 08:35 AM

Never get a wife, she will just take half and earn nothing

michael.kickass · 11-11-2014, 08:39 AM

100% true.

TimS · 11-11-2014, 09:48 AM

It's not so much the weekend that is so expensive it is the upkeep afterwards ;-)

romeo22 · 11-11-2014, 10:40 AM

Diamantes are worthless if there is no woman to wear it

PornoPlopedia · 11-11-2014, 10:43 AM

Amen
And I will add to that: There is no satisfaction warranty on the week end.
Escort service= Money well spent

American Psycho · 11-11-2014, 11:11 AM

Keep da pimp hand strong

Scott McD · 11-11-2014, 12:49 PM

Sadly true...

SmutGiant · 11-11-2014, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho

Keep da pimp hand strong

Solid advice, but at the same time that's like telling someone who doesn't earn enough to eat ramen noodles for every meal to save 10% of their income.

When you're starving even ramen noodles can feel like a 5 star meal. Time to bite the bullet and pay one of these town skanks a couple hundred bucks so I can get on with my life fuck.

Best-In-BC · 11-11-2014, 07:18 PM

Dont marry a girl without a job you fucking idiots, there, thats my one liner bitches.

Oh, and stick to hookers ;)

SmutGiant · 11-11-2014, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC

Dont marry a girl without a job you fucking idiots, there, thats my one liner bitches.

Oh, and stick to hookers ;)

Well said. My average is about $150 a pop with regular dating. What's $50 more for a sure thing and to no have o deal with all the other crap?

The Porn Nerd · 11-11-2014, 10:52 PM

Watch out for Holiday Weekends, it's 10x worse then.

Therealwini · 11-12-2014, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoPlopedia

Amen
And I will add to that: There is no satisfaction warranty on the week end.
Escort service= Money well spent

Yes but, Escort service = few hours for high rates.
hookup / adult dating sites = low money and lots of fun ;)

Cheerios

bufabufa · 11-12-2014, 07:52 AM

very very true

SmutGiant · 11-12-2014, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by WilliamHubpeople

Yes but, Escort service = few hours for high rates.
hookup / adult dating sites = low money and lots of fun ;)

Cheerios

Yeah those fake profiles are lots of fun

jaYMan · 11-12-2014, 10:10 AM

bet!

Here;'s another one.

Show me a gorgeous woman and I'll show you some guy who is tired of fucking her!

SmutGiant · 11-12-2014, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jaYMan

bet!

Here;'s another one.

Show me a gorgeous woman and I'll show you some guy who is tired of fucking her!

They got it all wrong. He's not tired of fucking her. He's just too busy trying to keep up with all the other gorgeous women he's fucking. If she dropped off the radar he wouldn't even notice for another month.

There is no guy on this planet that would say "I mean yeah, she's smoking hot, the sex is great, we fuck all the time, but man I don't know I'm just tired of fucking her, I think I'll just go back to whacking off to my iPhone."

Please show me this guy. I would like to meet him and subscribe to his newsletter.

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