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Grapesoda · 11-08-2014, 12:15 PM

my kinda guy!!!!

http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to...o-keep-living/

Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man?s life. This might be the first time anyone?s ever said that. Don?t know.

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase ?chemicals? to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers? tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

From reddit:

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn?t so bad after all.

He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.

Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I?d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I?m glad it worked for this guy, though.

He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn?t suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice?a true good Samaritan

nico-t · 11-08-2014, 12:24 PM

moral of the story? LIVE!

Grapesoda · 11-08-2014, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

moral of the story? LIVE!

I was thinking more like fuck whores and get wasted

420 · 11-08-2014, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

moral of the story? LIVE!

I think it was cocaine and hookers make life worth living.

nico-t · 11-08-2014, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I was thinking more like fuck whores and get wasted

well, that's the definition of living

Grapesoda · 11-08-2014, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

well, that's the definition of living

Grapesoda · 11-08-2014, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

I think it was cocaine and hookers make life worth living.

exfuckingzactly

last click · 11-08-2014, 12:46 PM

good that it turned out well for him.

Mark-G · 11-08-2014, 01:27 PM

+1 for the guy

H&B does the magic

JFK · 11-08-2014, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

exfuckingzactly

I concur

SilentKnight · 11-08-2014, 02:00 PM

Hookers 'n blow - FTW.

dillonaire · 11-08-2014, 02:04 PM

Its like an adult convention.

LeRoy · 11-08-2014, 02:09 PM

Pussy and drugs brought him back to life! Normally that's the downfall for a guy. Drugs and the wrong pussy .. you know the kind that drives you to drink lol ;)

Good for him and I hope he has a lot of cash. Hookers and blow every day oh man that can get pricey.

lezinterracial · 11-08-2014, 02:20 PM

If he was suicidal, He may of went bareback. He may go back to be depressed if he see what shows up on his dick or mouth.

The Porn Nerd · 11-08-2014, 02:25 PM

"One thing lead to another....." hahaha!! LOVE IT!
This is now my favorite 'cure" for anything that ails ya, mood-wise. :D

PS: I PM'd this guy, too - sking for details on whores, motels and cab drivers.

RyuLion · 11-08-2014, 03:11 PM

Exactly! Learn to live life and you'll enjoy it!

Grapesoda · 11-08-2014, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Exactly! Learn to live life and you'll enjoy it!

I agree. I don't use drugs but I loves my pussy

L-Pink · 11-08-2014, 03:19 PM

It's the formula that kept me alive for decades.

arock10 · 11-08-2014, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

my kinda guy!!!!

http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to...o-keep-living/

Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man?s life. This might be the first time anyone?s ever said that. Don?t know.

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase ?chemicals? to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers? tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

From reddit:

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn?t so bad after all.

He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.

Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I?d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I?m glad it worked for this guy, though.

He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn?t suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice?a true good Samaritan

ok so he did what plenty of people go to mexico to do?

Grapesoda · 11-08-2014, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by arock10

ok so he did what plenty of people go to mexico to do?

the best you could do to try and belittle me? your life must suxs

adultchatpay · 11-08-2014, 11:29 PM

Always look at the bright side.
Always live your life to the fullllestt!!!!

Because it is not how long you lived, but it is how you lived.

Goethe · 11-08-2014, 11:42 PM

He must've watched Leaving Las Vegas

lagcam · 11-09-2014, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

moral of the story?

$2,000 goes further than you think.

Klen · 11-09-2014, 02:12 AM

Well,fire is killed with fire,is what is moral of the story.

bronco67 · 11-09-2014, 06:08 AM

As someone who has done something similar to this guy (minus the coke) I can say I'm not surprised he now wants to live.

mineistaken · 11-09-2014, 07:35 AM

Good story. I always used to say - if you are planning to kill yourself why not go to some tropical country and live on the beach instead, leaving all your problems behind.

Robbie · 11-09-2014, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff

Its like an adult convention.

Yeah, in 1998 maybe! lol

Our conventions are more like boy scout meetings these days. (with really old boy scouts)

ilnjscb · 11-09-2014, 05:25 PM

For one week, he was free, and that glimpse of real life was enough

$5 submissions · 11-09-2014, 05:39 PM

This sums it all up

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Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn’t so bad after all.

ReggieDurango · 11-09-2014, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by lezinterracial

If he was suicidal, He may of went bareback. He may go back to be depressed if he see what shows up on his dick or mouth.

Party pooper

420 · 11-09-2014, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango

Party pooper

You mean unprotected anal with dozens of prostitutes? Sounds like my kind of pooper party.

GAMEFINEST · 11-09-2014, 07:34 PM

Life is good for that guy

Rochard · 11-09-2014, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man?s life. This might be the first time anyone?s ever said that. Don?t know.

We used to call that YNOT Mexico....

DamageX · 11-10-2014, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

involving ripping lines of coke off hookers? tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.

Viagra + coke, holy shit is that a heart attack waiting to happen!

freecartoonporn · 11-10-2014, 12:52 AM

so in case of willing to suicide visit Mexico ? something like this ?

freecartoonporn · 11-10-2014, 01:03 AM

PLOT TWIST : 4 weeks later he finds hes been infected vith HIV and going to die anyway.

leg4 · 11-10-2014, 01:04 AM

I move to Mexico this week.

You figure it out.

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