Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Livi
 

my kinda guy!!!!

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Two thousand dollars spent on a trip to Mexico, a cab ride, a seedy hotel room, excessive amounts of cocaine, and hooker orgies legitimately saved a man?s life. This might be the first time anyone?s ever said that. Don?t know.

Amidst a battle of debilitating depression, he traveled to Mexico to purchase ?chemicals? to humanely end his life. The aptly-named Reddit user, plzsendhalp, shares his story involving ripping lines of coke off hookers? tits, battling whiskey/coke dick with Viagra, multiple threesomes, and of course his will to finally live.


From reddit:

Went to Mexico to buy barbiturates for a humane and peaceful death.

Decided that if I was gonna die anyway I might as well fuck a prostitute before it was all over. After that a cab driver offered to sell me cocaine. One thing lead to another, and I got a room above a whore house equipped with a heart shaped bed, a stripper pole, and a hot tub.

Spent a full week snorting coke off tits, popping pain meds, drinking tequila, eating handfuls of Viagra to fight the whiskey/coke dick, and had three FFM threesomes.

Somewhere in the midst of my coke-fueled orgy I decide life wasn?t so bad after all.

He then packed his shit up and headed back home, STD-free.

Personally speaking, after a week filled with cocaine and sex with Mexican prostitutes, I?d descend into a deep, dark state of depression from the effects of my moral hangover. I?m glad it worked for this guy, though.

He goes on to explain in the comments that his depression was caused by an abusive childhood, then offers words of encouragement for anyone dealing with similar depression issues. He doesn?t suggest they go the Mexico hookers and cocaine route, but he encourages nonetheless. He also fields an onslaught of private messages from people seeking his advice?a true good Samaritan

moral of the story? LIVE!

I was thinking more like fuck whores and get wasted :thumbsup

I think it was cocaine and hookers make life worth living.

well, that's the definition of living :winkwink:

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

exfuckingzactly :thumbsup

good that it turned out well for him.

+1 for the guy :thumbsup

H&B does the magic :upsidedow

I concur:thumbsup

Hookers 'n blow - FTW.

Its like an adult convention.

Pussy and drugs brought him back to life! Normally that's the downfall for a guy. Drugs and the wrong pussy .. you know the kind that drives you to drink lol ;)

Good for him and I hope he has a lot of cash. Hookers and blow every day oh man that can get pricey.

If he was suicidal, He may of went bareback. He may go back to be depressed if he see what shows up on his dick or mouth.

"One thing lead to another....." hahaha!! LOVE IT!
This is now my favorite 'cure" for anything that ails ya, mood-wise. :D

PS: I PM'd this guy, too - sking for details on whores, motels and cab drivers.

Exactly! Learn to live life and you'll enjoy it! :)

I agree. I don't use drugs but I loves my pussy :thumbsup

It's the formula that kept me alive for decades.

ok so he did what plenty of people go to mexico to do?

the best you could do to try and belittle me? your life must suxs :2 cents:

Always look at the bright side.
Always live your life to the fullllestt!!!!

Because it is not how long you lived, but it is how you lived.

He must've watched Leaving Las Vegas

$2,000 goes further than you think.

Well,fire is killed with fire,is what is moral of the story.

As someone who has done something similar to this guy (minus the coke) I can say I'm not surprised he now wants to live.

Good story. I always used to say - if you are planning to kill yourself why not go to some tropical country and live on the beach instead, leaving all your problems behind.

Yeah, in 1998 maybe! lol

Our conventions are more like boy scout meetings these days. (with really old boy scouts)

For one week, he was free, and that glimpse of real life was enough

This sums it all up

Party pooper

You mean unprotected anal with dozens of prostitutes? Sounds like my kind of pooper party.

Life is good for that guy

We used to call that YNOT Mexico....

Viagra + coke, holy shit is that a heart attack waiting to happen! :1orglaugh

so in case of willing to suicide visit Mexico ? something like this ?

PLOT TWIST : 4 weeks later he finds hes been infected vith HIV and going to die anyway.

I move to Mexico this week.


You figure it out.