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Babaganoosh · 11-01-2014, 11:36 AM

It's back, fatties.

Markul · 11-01-2014, 11:44 AM

Fuck McDonalds, that shit ain't even close to being food fit for humans

MaDalton · 11-01-2014, 11:53 AM

I heart McRib

MiamiBoyz · 11-01-2014, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Markul

Fuck McDonalds, that shit ain't even close to being food fit for humans

That's why fat ass Americans love it!

Tasteless classless uneducated fucks that they are.

They can stop there for dinner right after they shop at Wal-Mart.

Famemonster · 11-01-2014, 11:54 AM

lmao, i remember those when I was a kid. That shit is horrible for you, but tastes great!

brassmonkey · 11-01-2014, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

I heart attack McRib

MaDalton · 11-01-2014, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

the dose makes the poison

Babaganoosh · 11-01-2014, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

That's why fat ass Americans love it!

Tasteless classless uneducated fucks that they are.

They can stop there for dinner right after they shop at Wal-Mart.

Thanks for reminding me. Wal-Mart has Duck Dynasty swag on sale right now. I need a lunchbox and a couple of blankets. I'm going to stop by after I eat a whole goddamned bag of McRibs.

Rochard · 11-01-2014, 11:58 AM

I hate that shit. Never understood why anyone liked it.

We have two McDonald's here in town and I can't remember the last time I ate there. Good for me.

Babaganoosh · 11-01-2014, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I hate that shit. Never understood why anyone liked it.

We have two McDonald's here in town and I can't remember the last time I ate there. Good for me.

OSX is better than Windows.

brassmonkey · 11-01-2014, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

the dose makes the poison

Markul · 11-01-2014, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

MaDalton · 11-01-2014, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i wish they would sell McRib in CZ, i'd be on my way now, McD is only 100 meter from my place

DBS.US · 11-01-2014, 12:07 PM

420 · 11-01-2014, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

That's why fat ass Americans love it!

Tasteless classless uneducated fucks that they are.

They can stop there for dinner right after they shop at Wal-Mart.

Obama has thought of everything.

beerptrol · 11-01-2014, 12:17 PM

#McBlowMe

brassmonkey · 11-01-2014, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

i wish they would sell McRib in CZ, i'd be on my way now, McD is only 100 meter from my place

just smear sum shit on a bun with barbeque sauce.

420 · 11-01-2014, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

just smear sum shit on a bun with barbeque sauce.

The secret ingredient is barbecue sauce.

CaptainHowdy · 11-01-2014, 12:21 PM

WDF · 11-01-2014, 12:25 PM

Mmmmmm reconstructed Pig Parts slathered in sauce and preservatives.

dicknipples · 11-01-2014, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Markul

Fuck McDonalds, that shit ain't even close to being food fit for humans

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

That's why fat ass Americans love it!

Tasteless classless uneducated fucks that they are.

They can stop there for dinner right after they shop at Wal-Mart.

What's funny about this is you call people who eat McDonalds "classless uneducated fucks". Sure they may be uneducated, but so are you.

Let me preface this with I haven't aten at McDonalds in a long time, I'm surrounded by great food options at the same price and I like to support Chicago's local food.

McDonalds actually has a really high standard for their stuff, and their food isn't as bad for you as you suspect. It's cheap alright, that's why "fatties" go there, because they can get more bang for their buck. But their food isn't bad persay, just high in calories.

But hey, who cares about actually looking into shit and being truly educated when you can just call others uneducated?

McRib was okay.

PR_Glen · 11-01-2014, 12:30 PM

this thread proves that avoiding mcdonalds doesn't make you a genius. Good work guys--especially the ones who are still overweight despite it.

brassmonkey · 11-01-2014, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa

What's funny about this is you call people who eat McDonalds "classless uneducated fucks". Sure they may be uneducated, but so are you.

Let me preface this with I haven't aten at McDonalds in a long time, I'm surrounded by great food options at the same price and I like to support Chicago's local food.

McDonalds actually has a really high standard for their stuff, and their food isn't as bad for you as you suspect. It's cheap alright, that's why "fatties" go there, because they can get more bang for their buck. But their food isn't bad persay, just high in calories.

But hey, who cares about actually looking into shit and being truly educated when you can just call others uneducated?

McRib was okay.

Markul · 11-01-2014, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa

What's funny about this is you call people who eat McDonalds "classless uneducated fucks". Sure they may be uneducated, but so are you.

Let me preface this with I haven't aten at McDonalds in a long time, I'm surrounded by great food options at the same price and I like to support Chicago's local food.

McDonalds actually has a really high standard for their stuff, and their food isn't as bad for you as you suspect. It's cheap alright, that's why "fatties" go there, because they can get more bang for their buck. But their food isn't bad persay, just high in calories.

But hey, who cares about actually looking into shit and being truly educated when you can just call others uneducated?

McRib was okay.

You gotta be kidding me... LOL

Babaganoosh · 11-01-2014, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa

What's funny about this is you call people who eat McDonalds "classless uneducated fucks". Sure they may be uneducated, but so are you.

Let me preface this with I haven't aten at McDonalds in a long time, I'm surrounded by great food options at the same price and I like to support Chicago's local food.

McDonalds actually has a really high standard for their stuff, and their food isn't as bad for you as you suspect. It's cheap alright, that's why "fatties" go there, because they can get more bang for their buck. But their food isn't bad persay, just high in calories.

But hey, who cares about actually looking into shit and being truly educated when you can just call others uneducated?

McRib was okay.

That was a lot of work to deal with such an obvious troll.

seeandsee · 11-01-2014, 01:08 PM

I just want to try that

nico-t · 11-01-2014, 01:33 PM

when driving by mcdonalds you can smell the trash of food they dont use, and it always smells like farts.

I have never witnessed any other type of food that starts smelling like farts a few hours after it's been prepared. Proof that the 'food' they make is almost literally shit.

TrashyGirl · 11-01-2014, 01:50 PM

What a McRib Really Looks Like

article: http://sploid.gizmodo.com/this-is-wh...g-i-1463090849

MaDalton · 11-01-2014, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by TrashyGirl

What a McRib Really Looks Like

article: http://sploid.gizmodo.com/this-is-wh...g-i-1463090849

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They look gross, like frozen pink snowmobile tracks. But I don't care. They're delicious.

This pork patty is the core ingredient of this scarce trash gourmet delicacy?made with processed pork meat compressed and pre-cooked in a mold to look vaguely like an actual ribs rack. The rest of the ingredients are the bun, that sweet and tangy sauce that probably has crack as one of its components, pickle slices, and onions.

now i want one even more

Babaganoosh · 11-01-2014, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

when driving by mcdonalds you can smell the trash of food they dont use, and it always smells like farts.

I have never witnessed any other type of food that starts smelling like farts a few hours after it's been prepared. Proof that the 'food' they make is almost literally shit.

Your farts smell like McDonald's? You can come hang out at my house anytime you'd like. Make yourself at home.

eipstudios · 11-01-2014, 02:20 PM

The bun alone contains 34 ingredients, says Meredith Melnick at TIME. In addition to chemicals like ammonium sulfate and polysorbate 80, the most egregious may be azodicarbonamide ? "a flour-bleaching agent most commonly used in the manufactur[ing] of foamed plastics like gym mats and the soles of shoes." According to McDonald's own ingredient list, the bun also includes calcium sulfate and ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides, among other chemicals.

So what's the meat made of?
Pig innards and plenty of salt. Typically, "restructured meat product" includes pig bits like tripe, heart, and scalded stomach, says Whet Moser at Chicago Magazine, citing a 1995 article by Robert Mandigo, a professor at the University of Nebraska. These parts are cooked and blended with salt and water to extract salt-soluble proteins, which act as a "glue" that helps bind the reshaped meat together.

brassmonkey · 11-01-2014, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by eipstudios

The bun alone contains 34 ingredients, says Meredith Melnick at TIME. In addition to chemicals like ammonium sulfate and polysorbate 80, the most egregious may be azodicarbonamide ? "a flour-bleaching agent most commonly used in the manufactur[ing] of foamed plastics like gym mats and the soles of shoes." According to McDonald's own ingredient list, the bun also includes calcium sulfate and ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides, among other chemicals.

So what's the meat made of?
Pig innards and plenty of salt. Typically, "restructured meat product" includes pig bits like tripe, heart, and scalded stomach, says Whet Moser at Chicago Magazine, citing a 1995 article by Robert Mandigo, a professor at the University of Nebraska. These parts are cooked and blended with salt and water to extract salt-soluble proteins, which act as a "glue" that helps bind the reshaped meat together.

MaDalton · 11-01-2014, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by eipstudios

The bun alone contains 34 ingredients, says Meredith Melnick at TIME. In addition to chemicals like ammonium sulfate and polysorbate 80, the most egregious may be azodicarbonamide — "a flour-bleaching agent most commonly used in the manufactur[ing] of foamed plastics like gym mats and the soles of shoes." According to McDonald's own ingredient list, the bun also includes calcium sulfate and ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides, among other chemicals.

So what's the meat made of?
Pig innards and plenty of salt. Typically, "restructured meat product" includes pig bits like tripe, heart, and scalded stomach, says Whet Moser at Chicago Magazine, citing a 1995 article by Robert Mandigo, a professor at the University of Nebraska. These parts are cooked and blended with salt and water to extract salt-soluble proteins, which act as a "glue" that helps bind the reshaped meat together.

the sad truth is that other countries have other laws and not allow a lot of shit you guys (as in: the US) use

that's why so many people over here dislike the idea of the free trade treaty between the US and the EU, we don't want your chemicals in our food

MiamiBoyz · 11-01-2014, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Thanks for reminding me. Wal-Mart has Duck Dynasty swag on sale right now. I need a lunchbox and a couple of blankets. I'm going to stop by after I eat a whole goddamned bag of McRibs.

They don't come in bags pig fucker.

Anyway, good, eat up and die faster! Can't be too soon for tasteless trash like you!

Goethe · 11-01-2014, 05:57 PM

Fresh, natural food has to be better than this.

Babaganoosh · 11-01-2014, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

They don't come in bags pig fucker.

Anyway, good, eat up and die faster! Can't be too soon for tasteless trash like you!

Hard to type snarky reply to troll with all this BBQ sauce on my fingers.

Sunny Day · 11-01-2014, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

I heart McRib

A McRib?

To quote Eric Burdon & the Animals, song "San Francisco Nights"
"This following program is dedicated to the city and people of
San Francisco, who may not know it but they are beautiful and so
Is their city this is a very personal song, so if the viewer
Cannot understand it particularly those of you who are European
Residents save up all your bread and fly trans love airways to
San Francisco U.S.A., then maybe you'll understand the song, it
Will be worth it, if not for the sake of this song but for the
Sake of your own peace of mind."

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8hv0M5etXFA

You must come to the U.S., specifically Kansas City, go to at least a dozen BBQ joints and you'll understand.

Buying a McRib should be a criminal offense.
The person who invented the McRib should be given a slow, mean death

KC wasn't in the song, but same idea.

Babaganoosh · 11-01-2014, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sunny Day

A McRib?

To quote Eric Burdon & the Animals, song "San Francisco Nights"
"This following program is dedicated to the city and people of
San Francisco, who may not know it but they are beautiful and so
Is their city this is a very personal song, so if the viewer
Cannot understand it particularly those of you who are European
Residents save up all your bread and fly trans love airways to
San Francisco U.S.A., then maybe you'll understand the song, it
Will be worth it, if not for the sake of this song but for the
Sake of your own peace of mind."

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8hv0M5etXFA

You must come to the U.S., specifically Kansas City, go to at least a dozen BBQ joints and you'll understand.

Buying a McRib should be a criminal offense.
The person who invented the McRib should be given a slow, mean death

KC wasn't in the song, but same idea.

You know, we have a reputation for having some of the best BBQ in the nation but there's really only one place that really has great BBQ. That's Oklahoma Joe's...er Joe's Kansas City BBQ or whatever they're calling it now. Everyone rants and raves about Arthur Bryant's and Jack Stack but they are both mediocre at best.

There's a little place down I-35 in Williamsburg called Guy & Mae's Tavern that comes really close to Joe's. It's a drive from the metro but it's worth it.

nico-t · 11-02-2014, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Your farts smell like McDonald's? You can come hang out at my house anytime you'd like. Make yourself at home.

ugh, nope sorry, mcdonalds smells like farts. And if you think mcdonalds smells good.... im at a loss for words. Didn't expect anyone would find that... gross

adultchatpay · 11-02-2014, 05:26 AM

Old Mcdonald had a farm....... yucky yucky yo!

Dvae · 11-02-2014, 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

just smear sum shit on a bun with barbeque sauce.

Don't forget the dill pickle slices and a few onion pieces

Sunny Day · 11-02-2014, 07:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

You know, we have a reputation for having some of the best BBQ in the nation but there's really only one place that really has great BBQ. That's Oklahoma Joe's...er Joe's Kansas City BBQ or whatever they're calling it now. Everyone rants and raves about Arthur Bryant's and Jack Stack but they are both mediocre at best.

There's a little place down I-35 in Williamsburg called Guy & Mae's Tavern that comes really close to Joe's. It's a drive from the metro but it's worth it.

Jack Stack & Gates are way overrated. KC Joe's is great, I do like Bryant's. Been trying to sample Guy & Mae's. There's so many places here that even the crappy ones beat a McRib. Papa Bob's BBQ was on Man v Food for their Destroyer sandwich - 6 pounds of meat & fries. http://papabobsbbq.com/ultimate-destroyer2 Free if you can eat it in 45 minutes. Not going to try, but their regular sandwiches are worth a visit. Danny Edwards has great burnt ends.

MaDalton · 11-02-2014, 07:53 AM

we do have ribs over here, good ones even
(the Czech word is žebra and the first time i read that I thought they are serving that other animal...)

i still enjoy a McRib once a year or so

nico-t · 11-02-2014, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sunny Day

Jack Stack & Gates are way overrated. KC Joe's is great, I do like Bryant's. Been trying to sample Guy & Mae's. There's so many places here that even the crappy ones beat a McRib. Papa Bob's BBQ was on Man v Food for their Destroyer sandwich - 6 pounds of meat & fries. http://papabobsbbq.com/ultimate-destroyer2 Free if you can eat it in 45 minutes. Not going to try, but their regular sandwiches are worth a visit. Danny Edwards has great burnt ends.

Welcome back Sally. How is your clit?

brassmonkey · 11-02-2014, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

Don't forget the dill pickle slices and a few onion pieces

oh yeah

candyflip · 11-02-2014, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Thanks for reminding me. Wal-Mart has Duck Dynasty swag on sale right now. I need a lunchbox and a couple of blankets. I'm going to stop by after I eat a whole goddamned bag of McRibs.

They don't fuck around at my Walmart. The McDonald's is right inside the fucking door!

beerptrol · 11-02-2014, 01:40 PM

They have a subway at this one

candyflip · 11-02-2014, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

They have a subway at this one

That's at the other end of the store.

Joshua G · 11-02-2014, 01:53 PM

mcdonalds only tastes good after some reef. Its never satisfying without the wacky tabacky.

dillonaire · 11-02-2014, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz

That's why fat ass Americans love it!

Tasteless classless uneducated fucks that they are.

They can stop there for dinner right after they shop at Wal-Mart.

Maybe I am wrong, but last I checked Miami was in Merica and your name is Miamiboyz, so arent you just talkin shit about yourself?

Now who is uneducated?

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nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	when driving by mcdonalds you can smell the trash of food they dont use, and it always smells like farts. I have never witnessed any other type of food that starts smelling like farts a few hours after it's been prepared. Proof that the 'food' they make is almost literally shit.

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MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,828	we do have ribs over here, good ones even (the Czech word is žebra and the first time i read that I thought they are serving that other animal...) i still enjoy a McRib once a year or so __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com

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