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Old 03-12-2003, 01:40 PM   #1
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How's My Math?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ! 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11= 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5= 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5=100%.

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20=103%.

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, and bullshit will put you over the top.

But, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7=118%

So the next time someone asks you to give more than 100%, you know what is required of you.
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Old 03-12-2003, 02:14 PM   #2
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Old 03-12-2003, 02:18 PM   #3
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Old 03-12-2003, 02:53 PM   #4
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Old 03-12-2003, 03:01 PM   #5
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Old 03-12-2003, 04:23 PM   #6
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