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Rip · 03-12-2003, 11:04 AM

yeah, I know like most guys I procrastinate and leave it until the last, but I look at it in the positive, at least I didn't forget it

this time!

So my ideas so far are a bonsai tree (she was eyeing those last time we went shopping)

or one of those weird fountains that gives off steam, I am kind of leaning against that one tho,

other ideas? gonna hit the stores after lunch

mjrools23 · 03-12-2003, 11:05 AM

a light saber

BigFrog · 03-12-2003, 11:14 AM

bukkake

fits right in with theme you were going for.

TaDoW · 03-12-2003, 11:16 AM

get her that fisting trainer dildo ... what's it called again? a baby?

candyflip · 03-12-2003, 11:18 AM

How about one of these?

TaDoW · 03-12-2003, 11:19 AM

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How about one of these?

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA! a $27,000 honda Civic?

I'm just playing with you - I like merc's as much as the next guy who got beat up in highschool, but I can't justify one of those :-)

candyflip · 03-12-2003, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by TaDoW

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA! a $27,000 honda Civic?

I'm just playing with you - I like merc's as much as the next guy who got beat up in highschool, but I can't justify one of those :-)

That was a suggestion from the two girls here at my place. Take it up with them

CrazyNakedChick · 03-12-2003, 11:24 AM

i would suggest a sybian, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Rip · 03-12-2003, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by candyflip
How about one of these?

She has a nicer vehicle than me already

I was thinking of a caribbean cruise, but I am gonna wait for the iraq situation to play itself out first prior to buying

asuna · 03-12-2003, 11:39 AM

Get her a better husband who can think of his own gifts

MaxDent · 03-12-2003, 11:41 AM

<img src="http://ld50.pholder.com/transform/110009/300011/640x480/640x480-a0016.jpg">

Here's my 22 year old bonsai tree (about 2 feet tall) I bought for my girl and I. We are going to plant it in our yard when we buy a house.

I didn't realize how many, "honey, I didn't know you were so romantic!" points I would get from this tree.

Go to www.bonsaiboy.com or if you are in the Bay Area I can recommend a great shop to pick one up.

Rich J. · 03-12-2003, 11:46 AM

Anything from HERE. Even if it's the smallest most inexpensive thing they have. As long as it's got that Tiffany&Co etched on it somewhere your guaranteed a blowjob.

Slick · 03-12-2003, 12:17 PM

How about one of THESE

03-12-2003, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by Slick
How about one of THESE

Damn it. They must have taken a mold of me when I was sleeping. They'll be hearing from my lawyer very soon!

Rip · 03-12-2003, 12:54 PM

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Originally posted by MaxDent
<img src="http://ld50.pholder.com/transform/110009/300011/640x480/640x480-a0016.jpg">

Here's my 22 year old bonsai tree (about 2 feet tall) I bought for my girl and I. We are going to plant it in our yard when we buy a house.

I didn't realize how many, "honey, I didn't know you were so romantic!" points I would get from this tree.

Go to www.bonsaiboy.com or if you are in the Bay Area I can recommend a great shop to pick one up.

Yeah, they are kind of cool looking, my wife loves plants so maybe that's something I'll be checking out

Manny The Freak · 03-12-2003, 12:57 PM

A escort

candyflip · 03-12-2003, 01:00 PM

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Originally posted by Manny The Freak
A escort

I thought you were gone?

asuna · 03-12-2003, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by candyflip

I thought you were gone?

He lasted only 11 days away from GFY

MetaMan · 03-12-2003, 01:03 PM

get her a puppy and make her take care of it

detacided · 03-12-2003, 01:04 PM

The bonsai tree is the best idea if shes into them but that can not be all. Get her the gift and then do something "romantic" like make her breakfast in bed or something like that. This way your sensitive and romantic, but not cheap.

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Rip Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: somewheres wet Posts: 1,456	Wifes b-day - gift advice yeah, I know like most guys I procrastinate and leave it until the last, but I look at it in the positive, at least I didn't forget it this time! So my ideas so far are a bonsai tree (she was eyeing those last time we went shopping) or one of those weird fountains that gives off steam, I am kind of leaning against that one tho, other ideas? gonna hit the stores after lunch

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MaxDent Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 851	<img src="http://ld50.pholder.com/transform/110009/300011/640x480/640x480-a0016.jpg"> Here's my 22 year old bonsai tree (about 2 feet tall) I bought for my girl and I. We are going to plant it in our yard when we buy a house. I didn't realize how many, "honey, I didn't know you were so romantic!" points I would get from this tree. Go to www.bonsaiboy.com or if you are in the Bay Area I can recommend a great shop to pick one up.

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detacided Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 83	The bonsai tree is the best idea if shes into them but that can not be all. Get her the gift and then do something "romantic" like make her breakfast in bed or something like that. This way your sensitive and romantic, but not cheap. __________________ This is my sig. Flashy, huh?