Wifes b-day - gift advice
 

yeah, I know like most guys I procrastinate and leave it until the last, but I look at it in the positive, at least I didn't forget it:) this time!

So my ideas so far are a bonsai tree (she was eyeing those last time we went shopping)

or one of those weird fountains that gives off steam, I am kind of leaning against that one tho,

other ideas? gonna hit the stores after lunch

a light saber

bukkake

fits right in with theme you were going for.
:winkwink:

get her that fisting trainer dildo ... what's it called again? a baby?

How about one of these?

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA! a $27,000 honda Civic?

I'm just playing with you - I like merc's as much as the next guy who got beat up in highschool, but I can't justify one of those :-)

That was a suggestion from the two girls here at my place. Take it up with them :Graucho

i would suggest a sybian, it's the gift that keeps on giving. :Graucho

She has a nicer vehicle than me already :)

I was thinking of a caribbean cruise, but I am gonna wait for the iraq situation to play itself out first prior to buying

Get her a better husband who can think of his own gifts:1orglaugh

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Here's my 22 year old bonsai tree (about 2 feet tall) I bought for my girl and I. We are going to plant it in our yard when we buy a house.

I didn't realize how many, "honey, I didn't know you were so romantic!" points I would get from this tree.

Go to www.bonsaiboy.com or if you are in the Bay Area I can recommend a great shop to pick one up.

Anything from HERE. Even if it's the smallest most inexpensive thing they have. As long as it's got that Tiffany&Co etched on it somewhere your guaranteed a blowjob.

How about one of THESE :Graucho

Damn it. They must have taken a mold of me when I was sleeping. They'll be hearing from my lawyer very soon!

Yeah, they are kind of cool looking, my wife loves plants so maybe that's something I'll be checking out :)

A escort

I thought you were gone?

He lasted only 11 days away from GFY

get her a puppy and make her take care of it

:1orglaugh

The bonsai tree is the best idea if shes into them but that can not be all. Get her the gift and then do something "romantic" like make her breakfast in bed or something like that. This way your sensitive and romantic, but not cheap.