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applejacks · 03-11-2003, 10:19 PM

I see that picture somewhere.. But I cant remember where..

But shit was funny ...

haha

frankfortuna · 03-11-2003, 10:20 PM

That's great. They were just here the other day.

Gman.357 · 03-11-2003, 10:20 PM

That's from scary movie 2.

xxxdesign-net · 03-11-2003, 10:24 PM

Yeah... some Jehova Witnesses came to my door recently.... fuck they new my name... and before I could say what's up... they were reading the bible to me and asked me what I thought of the war with Iraq....

I think I'll sell porn site's memberships like that!

BlueDesignStudios · 03-11-2003, 10:25 PM

Hahaha LOL

austinth · 03-11-2003, 10:28 PM

escorpio · 03-12-2003, 12:49 AM

Great timing on this one. I was drug outta bed around 10:30 this a.m. by a couple of those fuckers. Years ago I would have given them a big lecture on privacy and the unmitigated audacity one must possess to beat on someones door uninvited to spout their views. But now I just shut the fucking door. There was this time about twelve years ago when a Jehovah's Witness had the misfortune to knock on my door about an hour after I had taken mushrooms..."What? You wanna talk about God, the Devil, Heaven, Hell and the creation of the Universe? C'mon in!!" We rapped for about two hours but I never did convert to JW and he never did go on tour with the Dead.

lightening · 03-12-2003, 12:58 AM

wont that attract catholic preists???

Donny · 03-12-2003, 01:25 AM

What always works for me is looking at them straight in the eye and saying:

"I'm a porn photographer. Seriously. I'm not bullshitting you. Would you like to come in?"

For some reason they never want to come in.

KrazieSweets · 03-12-2003, 01:32 AM

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Tala · 03-12-2003, 02:20 AM

Dawgy · 03-12-2003, 02:39 AM

i just answer the door naked.

MetaMan · 03-12-2003, 02:41 AM

i cant stand those people no one cares about their waked religion

Hot Tropical Babes · 03-12-2003, 02:43 AM

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SNOW · 03-13-2003, 02:04 AM

HA HA.. I have to get a Ball Knocker for sure..

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escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,133	Great timing on this one. I was drug outta bed around 10:30 this a.m. by a couple of those fuckers. Years ago I would have given them a big lecture on privacy and the unmitigated audacity one must possess to beat on someones door uninvited to spout their views. But now I just shut the fucking door. There was this time about twelve years ago when a Jehovah's Witness had the misfortune to knock on my door about an hour after I had taken mushrooms..."What? You wanna talk about God, the Devil, Heaven, Hell and the creation of the Universe? C'mon in!!" We rapped for about two hours but I never did convert to JW and he never did go on tour with the Dead. __________________ Unvaxxed, still alive.

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