Jehova Witness Eliminator
 

I see that picture somewhere.. But I cant remember where..

But shit was funny ...

haha

That's great. They were just here the other day.

That's from scary movie 2.

Yeah... some Jehova Witnesses came to my door recently.... fuck they new my name... and before I could say what's up... they were reading the bible to me and asked me what I thought of the war with Iraq....

I think I'll sell porn site's memberships like that!

Hahaha LOL :321GFY

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Great timing on this one. I was drug outta bed around 10:30 this a.m. by a couple of those fuckers. Years ago I would have given them a big lecture on privacy and the unmitigated audacity one must possess to beat on someones door uninvited to spout their views. But now I just shut the fucking door. There was this time about twelve years ago when a Jehovah's Witness had the misfortune to knock on my door about an hour after I had taken mushrooms..."What? You wanna talk about God, the Devil, Heaven, Hell and the creation of the Universe? C'mon in!!" We rapped for about two hours but I never did convert to JW and he never did go on tour with the Dead.

wont that attract catholic preists???

What always works for me is looking at them straight in the eye and saying:

"I'm a porn photographer. Seriously. I'm not bullshitting you. Would you like to come in?"

For some reason they never want to come in. :(

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i just answer the door naked.

i cant stand those people no one cares about their waked religion

SNOW & LIGHTENING,, YOU GUYS ARE BAD BAD BAD!!!!! :1orglaugh

HA HA.. I have to get a Ball Knocker for sure..