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  • Rob
    I'm a great bowler.
    • Nov 2003
    • 13310
    #1

    Holy Shit! I'm 40!!!

    I don't know what's more amazing. That I made it to 40 or that I used my real birth date to join GFY.

    Age is just a number. I still feel 39.
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    • blackmonsters
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      • Nov 2002
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      #2
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        • ErectMedia
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          • Aug 2004
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          #3
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            • seeandsee
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                • Theo
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                  • May 2001
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                  #5
                  happy birthday Rob, they say life starts at 40!

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                    • CaptainHowdy
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                      • Dec 2004
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                      #6
                      Have a good one, Rob ...

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                        • WDF
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                          • Jan 2013
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                          #7
                          Age is just a number until you have to tuck your balls into your socks.

                          Happy B'day Rob
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                            • Scott McD
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                              • Nov 2002
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                                • mineistaken
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                                  • Apr 2007
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                                  #9
                                  happy birthday, broski.

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                                      #10
                                      Happy Birthday

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                                        • Markul
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                                          • Dec 2007
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                                          #11
                                          Happy barfday
                                          But.... I pulled out...

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                                            • 2MuchMark
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                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 50991
                                              #12
                                              Happy 40th! Or 39th if thats how you feel!

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                                                • CurrentlySober
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                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                  • 38957
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by AVN Theo
                                                  happy birthday Rob, they say life starts at 40!
                                                  Try telling that to John Lennon...

                                                  But happy Birthday Rob - You are only as ever old as you feel


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                                                    • Mediamix
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                                                      #14
                                                      Happy birthday oldtimer!
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                                                        • Spunky
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                                                          • Jun 2002
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                                                          #15
                                                          Happy birthday

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                                                            • femdomdestiny
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                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                              Try telling that to John Lennon...
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                                                                  • Jun 2009
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                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • The Porn Nerd
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                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                                                      Try telling that to John Lennon...
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                                                                        • InfoGuy
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                                                                          Happy birthday Rob!
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                                                                              #20
                                                                              Happy B Day then!

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                                                                                • brassmonkey
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                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Happy Birfday mutha fuka

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                                                                                    • slapass
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                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 14625
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Life got so much better at 40. The last few years totally smoked out the first 40 so just hang on and enjoy is my advice.

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                                                                                        • Barry-xlovecam
                                                                                          It's 42
                                                                                          • Jun 2010
                                                                                          • 18083
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Happy Birthday -- you are an "official old man" now :P

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                                                                                            • nikki99
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                                                                                              #24
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                                                                                                • EddyTheDog
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                                                                                                  • Jan 2011
                                                                                                  • 25433
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Hope you have (?had) a good one - I think everyone has the same reaction - How the fuck did I get this old without killing myself?!!

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                                                                                                    • mineistaken
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                                                                                                      • Apr 2007
                                                                                                      • 29656
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                                                                      Happy Birfday mutha fuka

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                                                                                                        • mineistaken
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                                                                                                          • Apr 2007
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                                                          I think everyone has the same reaction - How the fuck did I get this old without killing myself?!!
                                                                                                          Not really, not. Not everyone, not a majority and not even a substantial percentage has this reaction.

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                                                                                                            • EddyTheDog
                                                                                                              Just Doing My Own Thing
                                                                                                              • Jan 2011
                                                                                                              • 25433
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                                                              Not really, not. Not everyone, not a majority and not even a substantial percentage has this reaction.
                                                                                                              I don't mean suicide - I mean drinking, smoking, partying too much...

                                                                                                              You didn't have a point in your teens/twenties where you thought you wouldn't make it to being old (40s)?....

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                                                                                                                • mineistaken
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                                                                                                                  • Apr 2007
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                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                                                                  I don't mean suicide - I mean drinking, smoking, partying too much...
                                                                                                                  I understood

                                                                                                                  Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                                                                                                  You didn't have a point in your teens/twenties where you thought you wouldn't make it to being old (40s)?....
                                                                                                                  Of course not. Why would you think that when you know the average age of death, compared to which 40 is super young. Pretty stupid to think that you would not reach measly 40 years of age.
                                                                                                                  Ps: I am not talking about exceptional cases, when you have serious health conditions or so on.

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                                                                                                                    • EddyTheDog
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                                                                                                                      • Jan 2011
                                                                                                                      • 25433
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                                                                      I understood



                                                                                                                      Of course not. Why would you think that when you know the average age of death, compared to which 40 is super young. Pretty stupid to think that you would not reach measly 40 years of age.
                                                                                                                      Ps: I am not talking about exceptional cases, when you have serious health conditions or so on.
                                                                                                                      I remember when I was 15/16 thinking that the year 2K was so far away I couldn't imagine ever seeing it - I have always been pretty nihilistic...

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                                                                                                                        • Rob
                                                                                                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                                                                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                                                                                          • 13310
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. It's 9pm here. Past my bedtime.

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                                                                                                                            • mineistaken
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                                                                                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                                                                                              • 29656
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Rob
                                                                                                                              Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone. It's 9pm here. Past my bedtime.
                                                                                                                              dayummmmn you old

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                                                                                                                                • adultchatpay
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                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2008
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                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  It's nice to hear i am still one of the younger guns here.

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                                                                                                                                    • Rochard
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                                                                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 75733
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Get over it. I'm forty-five, still banging my wife four times a week, and now doing 14 miles a day on my bike. I feel great.
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                                                                                                                                        • mikesouth
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                                                                                                                                          • Jun 2003
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                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Happy birthday....and dont feel old I got holes in my sock that have seniority over you....
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                                                                                                                                              Happy Birthday!
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                                                                                                                                                  Happy Bday dude!

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                                                                                                                                                    • Maqua
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                                                                                                                                                      Happy Birthday, hope you had a great day
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                                                                                                                                                          Congratulations on making it around the sun 40 times! I hope you live to see another 40 or more

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                                                                                                                                                                      happy birthday!

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                                                                                                                                                                              Happy Birthday, you still looks like a 37 years old man


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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Sid70
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                                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Rob
                                                                                                                                                                                          I don't know what's more amazing. That I made it to 40 or that I used my real birth date to join GFY.

                                                                                                                                                                                          Age is just a number. I still feel 39.
                                                                                                                                                                                          Still have the balls, so fuck it, Happy Birthday no matter what
                                                                                                                                                                                          Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • Robo
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  Congrats on your 40 man ! In a few days I'll be 46 - that's crazy and impossible :D

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                                                                                                                                                                                                      Nice! I'll be 30 next month! Happy bday :]

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