Fiddy ways to find a lover.

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I look for females on tube sites and friend them. My avatar is my erect penis. Then I message them something like "want to screw" or "show your tits".

If you meet a girl you like. Send her a pic of your penis on your phone. Photoshop the pic to make your tool look bigger. Use something of scale next to it. Like a cracker. Not a dollar, cause you won't be able to photoshop the pic later.