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marshallk · 08-23-2014, 08:30 AM

What is you metode to ask a girl out in these latter days ?

I broke up with my girlfriend 2 months ago ,I spent two years together .
Now is over !

So ? how to ask a girl out ?

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mineistaken · 08-23-2014, 08:35 AM

Same as 26 months ago.

incredibleworkethic · 08-23-2014, 08:37 AM

You'd be surprised how easy it is when you simply get to the point.

marshallk · 08-23-2014, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Same as 26 months ago.

for 4 alone ?

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Tom.K · 08-23-2014, 08:45 AM

tell her she have a perfect face for bukkake. you know it, because you are in porn business... works every time

marshallk · 08-23-2014, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Tom.K

tell her she have a perfect face for bukkake. you know it, because you are in porn business... works every time

o yea

) . i hope the next girlfrend like's bukkake

) .

JA$ON · 08-23-2014, 08:50 AM

walk up and say. "Hi there, Im xxxxx"

90% of the time, she made the decision on if she's interested before you finish those 4 words, lol. At least in terms of whether she thinks your cute enough to spend some time getting to know.

pornmasta · 08-23-2014, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by JA$ON

walk up and say. "Hi there, Im xxxxx"

90% of the time, she made the decision on if she's interested before you finish those 4 words, lol. At least in terms of whether she thinks your cute enough to spend some time getting to know.

then explain how big is your porn business... just like your dick....

brassmonkey · 08-23-2014, 08:59 AM

pick one say something funny. give her something. tell her how beautiful she is. girls eat that shit up

slapass · 08-23-2014, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by marshallk

What is you metode to ask a girl out in these latter days ?

I broke up with my girlfriend 2 months ago ,I spent two years together .
Now is over !

So ? how to ask a girl out ?

)

Keep it simple. Girls love to go out so don't worry about it.

bagfull · 08-23-2014, 09:09 AM

Lets go to dinner
or ask your friends to hook u up

Spunky · 08-23-2014, 09:33 AM

Flop out the balboski on the table and say you can't handle it

ravenazrael · 08-23-2014, 09:42 AM

It also depends on where u live. Girls are a bit different from region to region

Rob · 08-23-2014, 10:13 AM

The pick up line that has NEVER failed me, "Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?" -- works every time.

jimmycastor · 08-23-2014, 10:15 AM

ask her if she can help you with a recent jquery problem or solve a php problem
you have with a hosted tube script

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sarettah · 08-23-2014, 10:18 AM

I don't know what it is like out there nowadays but what used to work for me was I would walk on over, look her in the eyes and lick my eyebrows.

It worked every time

.

pornmasta · 08-23-2014, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by marshallk

What is you metode to ask a girl out in these latter days ?

I broke up with my girlfriend 2 months ago ,I spent two years together .
Now is over !

So ? how to ask a girl out ?

)

oh you are in romania... well just ask her if she knows how to use a plow...
She will understand...

lazycash · 08-23-2014, 10:23 AM

Calm your fears, www.yessignals.com

mineistaken · 08-23-2014, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Calm your fears, www.yessignals.com

He is inquiring on HOW to ask a girl out, not WHERE to find said girl.

dicknipples · 08-23-2014, 10:30 AM

Here's how I asked my now girlfriend out.

We have been friends for a while, and then probably mid March we went from just casually knowing each other to talking on facebook messenger occasionally, then it went to texting. I then invited her to be my +1 to a wedding for my buddy's mother, who she's mutual friends with that buddy. Clearly she liked me, and I liked her... But how to ask her out eh? I made it special. I invited her to spend the 4th of July weekend with me in Chicago. So we went to the beach for the 4th of July fireworks that Navy Pier put on, and while we were watching them, I held her hand and asked her if she'd be my girlfriend.

She said no, called me a creep. And I did lots of hookers and blow.

Nah just kidding, we're going on almost 2 months together now.

seeandsee · 08-23-2014, 10:31 AM

pay her for sex

Double trouble · 08-23-2014, 10:47 AM

ErectMedia · 08-23-2014, 11:01 AM

make em laugh and the rest will follow, I've pulled chicks a tad hotter than I should have been able to over the years.

brassmonkey · 08-23-2014, 11:07 AM

not sure where you are from but head to the college area. omg the drunk college girls smoking hot and horny. enough poon till you find something

pornmasta · 08-23-2014, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

not sure where you are from but head to the college area. omg the drunk college girls smoking hot and horny. enough poon till you find something

i realize that i live in a pretty prude area...

k0nr4d · 08-23-2014, 11:25 AM

When i was younger, i'd put the pussy on a pedastal so to speak. Turns out it's MUCH easier when you just plain don't give a shit.

Go to a night club, get a few beers in you, and just go up and talk to girls. This one not interested in making out with you 5 minutes later? No problem, maybe the next one is.

SmutHammer · 08-23-2014, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d

When i was younger, i'd put the pussy on a pedastal so to speak. Turns out it's MUCH easier when you just plain don't give a shit.

Go to a night club, get a few beers in you, and just go up and talk to girls. This one not interested in making out with you 5 minutes later? No problem, maybe the next one is.

Looks like one person here gets it, and I'm sure actually does pick up girls on the norm.

Girls don't want a nice guy, and don't want someone who asks what she would like to do etc. Works much better when you are straight to the point,, don't ask for her if you can get her cell number, pull yours out and ask what it is while your adding it. Tell her your going to pick her up at blah blah instead of asking if she wants to go out. etc. etc.

good luck

ErectMedia · 08-23-2014, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa

Here's how I asked my now girlfriend out.

We have been friends for a while, and then probably mid March we went from just casually knowing each other to talking on facebook messenger occasionally, then it went to texting. I then invited her to be my +1 to a wedding for my buddy's mother, who she's mutual friends with that buddy. Clearly she liked me, and I liked her... But how to ask her out eh? I made it special. I invited her to spend the 4th of July weekend with me in Chicago. So we went to the beach for the 4th of July fireworks that Navy Pier put on, and while we were watching them, I held her hand and asked her if she'd be my girlfriend.

She said no, called me a creep. And I did lots of hookers and blow.

Nah just kidding, we're going on almost 2 months together now.

Proving Chicago is good for more than just Murder

dicknipples · 08-23-2014, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

Proving Chicago is good for more than just Murder

Indeed. Stay out of the south side, and west side, and the city is great. I love it here.

k0nr4d · 08-23-2014, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Ed Hammer

Looks like one person here gets it, and I'm sure actually does pick up girls on the norm.

Girls don't want a nice guy, and don't want someone who asks what she would like to do etc. Works much better when you are straight to the point,, don't ask for her if you can get her cell number, pull yours out and ask what it is while your adding it. Tell her your going to pick her up at blah blah instead of asking if she wants to go out. etc. etc.

good luck

Well, im in a relationship now and have kids, but there was this one deciding moment where i didn't give a fuck anymore. That was really the key moment when I got good at picking girls up. I can't explain it any better, but the second i started walking up to girls with 110% confidence, I almost never got turned down. There was literally one single time where a girl was not willing to at least talk to me (maybe she was in a bad mood, who knows), and that's really the first step.

You won't fuck or make out with every single one of them, but talking to them is the first step. Absolutely *nothing* bad will happen if you get shot down, so just do it and don't worry about it

bronco67 · 08-23-2014, 12:04 PM

You don't ask a girl out. This ain't the 50's.

You ask her if she'd like to "hang" out sometime. Or say, "hey I'm going here...maybe I'll see you there."

If she wants you, she'll be there. As long as you seem indifferent to the idea of wanting to have sex with her, she'll fuck you. This all seems counterintuitive, but its the way shit works. Also, this advice only works if you look like me.

1215 · 08-23-2014, 12:33 PM

Did you mistake this forum for yahoo questions?

aka123 · 08-23-2014, 12:37 PM

A: Let's go out, I know a great place.
B: Let's go out, I know a great place. Okay?
C: Let's go. (most alfa male, I am not that alfa, so I use the first two options)

aka123 · 08-23-2014, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Double trouble

Hey, who let that kid to drive a car?

mineistaken · 08-23-2014, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

Also, this advice only works if you look like me.

Where can we see your photo and decide if we look like you?

brassmonkey · 08-23-2014, 12:59 PM

hit the college if you have 1% game you will get sumthing. if not order a blowup doll

bronco67 · 08-23-2014, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Where can we see your photo and decide if we look like you?

I don't put photos of myself on the internet. That's for suckers.

pornmasta · 08-23-2014, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by aka123

Hey, who let that kid to drive a car?

Justin's father

MediaGuy · 08-23-2014, 02:12 PM

First, be straight up about what business you're in.

Then ask: wanna go grab a bite?

Let's have a drink!

Have you seen this movie?

Uh, does your Rottweiler like human musk?

How else you gonna do it? There's no tricks!

Well, actually, listening to her and shutting up for a bit helps...

:D

marshallk · 08-23-2014, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67

You don't ask a girl out. This ain't the 50's.

You ask her if she'd like to "hang" out sometime. Or say, "hey I'm going here...maybe I'll see you there."

If she wants you, she'll be there. As long as you seem indifferent to the idea of wanting to have sex with her, she'll fuck you. This all seems counterintuitive, but its the way shit works. Also, this advice only works if you look like me.

you're right, I tried it :D works !

clickity click · 08-23-2014, 02:15 PM

Man... Bronco and Marshall K look the same.

marshallk · 08-23-2014, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

oh you are in romania... well just ask her if she knows how to use a plow...
She will understand...

Good one

)
i will try as a joke

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marshallk · 08-23-2014, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by 1215

Did you mistake this forum for yahoo questions?

no . chill , just for fun !

aka123 · 08-23-2014, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marshallk

no . chill , just for fun !

No, seriously, you should go and fuck yourself. Having girlfriends and such is against forum rules.

VladS · 08-23-2014, 02:55 PM

Dress well, act well, be confident and that's kinda it, go out, have fun.

Also, you should don't really give a fuck, time flies and you want to make the most out of it.

pornmasta · 08-23-2014, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by marshallk

Good one

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i will try as a joke

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It's not from me:

mineistaken · 08-23-2014, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I don't put photos of myself on the internet. That's for suckers.

Well, so we can not take your advice because we do not know if we look like you or not, this reason probably makes it useless advice by default

marshallk · 08-23-2014, 03:16 PM

if you will cheat , i will crush you

) nonono no crushing

).

timmyc38 · 08-23-2014, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marshallk

What is you metode to ask a girl out in these latter days ?

I broke up with my girlfriend 2 months ago ,I spent two years together .
Now is over !

So ? how to ask a girl out ?

)

what are you .. 12?

marshallk · 08-23-2014, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by timmyc38

what are you .. 12?

haha ! no

. 21

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