What it's like to be Canadian - GoFuckYourself.com

HQ · 03-11-2003, 05:24 AM

(email joke)

Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be Canadian...
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing
for
six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on
the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God
sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's
a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained,
pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern
Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there
will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
people and over there is a continent of black people," God
continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and
covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large
landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah,"
said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There
are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite
coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest,
intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling
the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high
achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as
diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them
super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired
and feared by all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed;
"What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God
replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm
putting next to them...."

PAST THIS ON IF YOU ARE CANADIAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

kronic · 03-11-2003, 05:27 AM

Saw it last week, but it's still damn funny

NastyJack · 03-11-2003, 12:04 PM

Good one - I'll be sure to use it on my TGP page.

Regards
NastyJack

03-11-2003, 05:24 AM	#1
HQ Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,539	What it's like to be Canadian (email joke) Finally a joke that explains what it's like to be Canadian... Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...." PAST THIS ON IF YOU ARE CANADIAN !!!!!!!!!!!!

03-11-2003, 05:27 AM	#2
kronic Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 964	Saw it last week, but it's still damn funny

03-11-2003, 12:04 PM	#3
NastyJack Registered User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,291	Good one - I'll be sure to use it on my TGP page. Regards NastyJack