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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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How did you lose your Virginity? How Old were you & What was she wearing???
I was about 14 - She was about 15.... A pal & I had booked a special weekend at a 'Holiday Camp' when the finales of the 'Disco Dance' were on...
We had this silly thing about hiding in a large cupboard... It was half way up the wall, and you could literally sit on a chair in it, and then when someone opened it, you 'pretended' that it was normal... So, these two girls knock on the door, and I leap into the cupboard (Don't Ask... LOL) She is wearing like a cheerleader style outfit, in navy blue lycra... I assume its an 'all in one' for her next part of the competition... So I say, what song are you dancing to? She replies... (To the tune of "Sing a song of Sixpence, a pocket full of rye) Quote:
She replied, just ask, and you already have! Moments later, her navy blue lycra panties were on the floor! A Few seconds later, I was in heaven!!! Less than a minute later, I was wiping my cock on the curtains, telling the stupid bitch to get the fuck out, and looking for teenager number 2 !!! (Or possibly taking a number 2? I probably shit myself at some point ? Cant remember that part...) But that was me! You??? ![]() |
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I'm a great bowler.
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I was 12 and she was wearing poo.
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At 18, I was at a friend's house watching Star 84(Erica Boyer). His sister was sitting next to me and started rubbing the side of my leg with her pinky finger. I got scared because I was afraid her brother would kick my ass if he knew his sister had a crush on me.
I got up to go to the bathroom, and she followed me. Before I made it to the bathroom, she pushed me into her bedroom and shut the door. It's the only time in my life I've been begged for sex, and I figured as a late bloomer, I may as well get it over with. She was wearing skin tight Levi's and tube top (this was the 80's). Her body was a perfect 10, but her face was about a 4, but it didn't mater because the room was dark. I accidentally put it in her butthole during doggystyle. I fucked her in her backyard on a picnic bench about 20 times that summer.
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I forget how old we were. It was the summer between Freshman and Sophomore year of high school. She was a Freshman cheerleader, and I was a dweeb with zero style. Not sure what she saw in me, but she saw something and she changed my life. Her parents were out of the country for the summer and she was being watched by her older brother who didn't really care what we did so long as we didn't burn the house down. She introduced me to all of her friends in the popular group and I went from being a no one Freshman year to the superstar basketball player my Sophomore year. We dated for the next two years until she moved.
We are still friends to this very day.
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I was 9 and she was wearing a tshirt. Her sister was wearing nothing..
Hey, it was their idea... not mine LOL |
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So Fecking Bummed
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Last year, I was 38. She was 18.
She was wearing a bikini. |
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I'm still broke.
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Poo pretty much.
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She started out wearing shorts and a t-shirt. I was 16 and she was 15. She was my neighbor's daughter's friend. My neighbor was divorced and his three kids would come visit him some weekends and for several weeks over the summer (they lived in a different city). This summer his daughter brought her friend when they came down to spend a full month. The friend asked me if I was a virgin. I told her yes. She told me we should fix that. I agreed.
It was an amazing month. My mom left for work at 6am. My older brother had a summer job and left at 7am. About 9am the girls would come over. The friend and I would go into my room and screw while the daughter would hang out in the living room and play our Colecovision. I went from getting nothing to getting it 1-2 times every day for a month. When she left I was beating it like crazy because now I knew what I was missing. |
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porn cartoonist
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I was 18 - a New year party. Friends, Unknown people - a lot of them. A lot of alcohol.
I don't drink - she came with her boyfriend. He started to drink - A lot and passed out somewhere on sofa or bed. She was drunk too, but good enough to come and flirt with me. I grabbed her tits and was holding and jiggling them. She was laughing like crazy. Then we went to another room and there we fuck. Less than minute - a lot of jizz - on her blouse, on her jeans - her panties - everywhere. It was my first time - I felt happy and ashamed at the same time. She was older that me. She said something to cheer me up like: you're the first one to shoot so much cum on me. We had a talk she grabbed my dick and I was ready. This time lasted a little bit longer - and then she turned aside and felt asleep. I was happy and proud of myself. |
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I was 15 and working as a lifeguard. When the day was over I went to shut down everything and when I went to lock up the men's locker room, there was a girl in there from the college that used the pool. She said she was a freshman but never said her age, guessing 18 but supposed could easily have been 17 or 19. I remember her as being insanely gorgeous but she probably was a solid 7 or 8 because back then I though almost every half decent girl was gorgeous LOL. Anyways, she grabbed my dick and started rubbing it and at first I was a little freaked out but my penis was not. She had me lay on the floor and she moved her bikini bottom to the side and rode me. After awhile she got off and she told me to cum in her. I did. Never saw her again as summer was over and so was my job. I did hang around the pool though during my free time as much as I could in hopes of running into her but I never did.
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i was 20 and she was hooker.
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lol, a lot of pornoesqiue first-time experiences going on, so far no one mentioned having a gf or anything and losing it with them....
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ummm, I was 13 and she was naked a little older than me ......if I remember correctly. >;-))
I can't remember what she was wearing prior to naked part, I was like OMFG gonna get pussy!!! Couldn't think straight.
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I was 13 and he was 45 guess that's why I like older guys to this day.
Anyway, I told him "dad are you sure this is ok", and he said "of course son...daddy would never want to hurt you." It only hurt for a couple of minutes and then I loved it for years until I moved out of the house at 18 for college. |
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I was 14 and she was either 14 or 13. Both her parents worked nights at a hospital. She was a real slut with more than enough experience by that age. A couple of us got together at her place one night and me and her went up to her room. We fucked missionary style only and I was not able to cum, probably due to how shocked I was I was actually having sex. I clearly remember that at one point she offered to blow me and for some reason (again, probably jitters) I said no thanks LOL. I still regret it to this day.
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Work Work Work
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Maybe one day.......
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I was 14 and don't remember what she was wearing, probably nothing
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