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Old 08-16-2014, 09:53 AM  
CurrentlySober
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How did you lose your Virginity? How Old were you & What was she wearing???

I was about 14 - She was about 15.... A pal & I had booked a special weekend at a 'Holiday Camp' when the finales of the 'Disco Dance' were on...

We had this silly thing about hiding in a large cupboard... It was half way up the wall, and you could literally sit on a chair in it, and then when someone opened it, you 'pretended' that it was normal...

So, these two girls knock on the door, and I leap into the cupboard (Don't Ask... LOL)

She is wearing like a cheerleader style outfit, in navy blue lycra... I assume its an 'all in one' for her next part of the competition...

So I say, what song are you dancing to? She replies...

(To the tune of "Sing a song of Sixpence, a pocket full of rye)

Quote:
Sing a song of intercourse, a pocket full of spunk...
4 and 20 penises, gathered round the cunt...
When the cunt was opened, the spunk began to fly....
Oh wasn't that a lovely thing,? Lets have another try !
So I took my balls in my hand (figuratively) and asked her... "How do I get YOUR cunt to open?"

She replied, just ask, and you already have!

Moments later, her navy blue lycra panties were on the floor! A Few seconds later, I was in heaven!!!

Less than a minute later, I was wiping my cock on the curtains, telling the stupid bitch to get the fuck out, and looking for teenager number 2 !!!

(Or possibly taking a number 2? I probably shit myself at some point ? Cant remember that part...)

But that was me! You???


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