Help! Need a catchy new slogan - GoFuckYourself.com

SteveLightspeed · 03-09-2003, 11:07 PM

I need a catchy new slogan for our upcoming announement. Something fun and familiar, not too cliche... Here's a few, let me know which you like best? thanks

Steve Lightspeed

4 out of 5 Dentists Surveyed prefer Lightspeed.
8 out of 10 Cat Lovers with a preference, prefer Lightspeed
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Lightspeed.
Choosy Mothers Choose Lightspeed.
Come See the Softer Side of Lightspeed.
Ding-Dong! Lightspeed Calling!
Don't Leave Home Without Lightspeed.
Feel the Lightspeed.
For Those Times When You Feel "Not So Fresh" -- use Lightspeed.
Get Some Lightspeed On You.
Ho Ho Ho, Green Lightspeed.
I Bet He Drinks Lightspeed.
I have a Headache that has Lightspeed Written All Over It!
I'm Cuckoo For Lightspeed.
Lightspeed - Good to the Last Drop.
Lightspeed - It Looks Good on You.
Lightspeed, the Other White Meat.
Lightspeed-tested, Mother-Approved.
Little. Yellow. Different. Lightspeed.
Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Lightspeed!
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Lightspeed.
Moms Like You Choose Lightspeed.
Only Lightspeed Can Prevent Forest Fires.
Please Don't Squeeze The Lightspeed.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Lightspeed.
Recommended By Dr. Lightspeed.
Ribbed For Her Lightspeed.
Silly Rabbit, Lightspeed is for Kids.
Splash Lightspeed All Over.
There's Always Room For Lightspeed.
We'll Leave The Lightspeed On For You.
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Lightspeed.
Wow! I Could Have Had a Lightspeed!
You've Got Questions. We've Got Lightspeed.

asuna · 03-09-2003, 11:10 PM

Lightspeed - you better know who we is!

stocktrader23 · 03-09-2003, 11:10 PM

You may want to hire a few writers.

Silly Rabbit, Lightspeed is for Kids.

Definately would stay away from that one.

Jer · 03-09-2003, 11:11 PM

Nice brainstorm, Lightspeed.

"Have a brainstorm with Lightspeed"... bah, it's 3AM I can't think.

Edit: And can't type too. I typed "3PM", damn.

Pointless · 03-09-2003, 11:12 PM

oscer · 03-09-2003, 11:12 PM

hahaha feel the lightspeed

How about

Lightspeed is what you need !!

Dildozer · 03-09-2003, 11:16 PM

Lightspeed: It does a body good

Jer · 03-09-2003, 11:18 PM

Lightspeed - As fast as you join our company you'll exit

j/k Steve

sweetums · 03-09-2003, 11:19 PM

LS...

I'm liking the "Wow...I coulda had a Lightspeed!!"...you could do a ton with that one

How 'bout..."Where's the Lightspeed?"...hehehe

xxxdesign-net · 03-09-2003, 11:19 PM

What about:

Lightspeed, we wrote 20 slogans in 20 seconds

Voodoo · 03-09-2003, 11:22 PM

Lightspeed, it's what's for dinner.

Jer · 03-09-2003, 11:22 PM

Lightpeed. Just join it.

nofx · 03-09-2003, 11:27 PM

Lightspeed, we smoke crack and worship satan!

TheJimmy · 03-09-2003, 11:30 PM

My dog saw those Lightspeed sites and started humping everything in sight!

Plugger · 03-09-2003, 11:30 PM

It is a tough choice, but but the one about dentists scares me

frankfortuna · 03-09-2003, 11:32 PM

Ride the Lightspeed.

SteveLightspeed · 03-09-2003, 11:33 PM

How about "Lightspeed -- the speed at which Lensman locks my threads"

Bored · 03-09-2003, 11:39 PM

Masturbate @ light speed.
Lightspeed - kicking ass and taking names
Stroking @ light speed, one user at a time.
Lightspeed - Betcha cant view just one.

ok I suck, moving on.

Lily · 03-09-2003, 11:39 PM

Can't believe I didn't see

Lightspeed - Finger Lickin' Good.

HollywoodChris · 03-09-2003, 11:43 PM

over 1 billlion served... lightspeed

Babaganoosh · 03-09-2003, 11:44 PM

Lightspeed -- We're better than a kick to the junk.

xxxinnovations · 03-09-2003, 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jer
Lightspeed - As fast as you join our company you'll exit

j/k Steve

LOL

hybrid · 03-09-2003, 11:47 PM

"The only thing better than shooting a lightspeed girl is making money off a lightspeed girl."

Profits at the speed of light.
----------------------------------------------

I know, I'm the money man.

FiReC · 03-09-2003, 11:52 PM

lightspeed - it's good for ya

iwantchixx · 03-09-2003, 11:54 PM

Lightspeed - where the men are men and the sheep are scared

jim manly · 03-10-2003, 12:16 AM

Got lightspeed?

AzteK · 03-10-2003, 12:26 AM

Lightspeed - that's how long he lasts.

Just playin

Brujah · 03-10-2003, 12:30 AM

Lightspeed 101 - cheap but effective marketing gimmicks.

FiReC · 03-10-2003, 12:49 AM

lightspeed - sure beats mowing the lawn
don't forget the lightspeed
whose got lightspeed
lightspeed for breakfast lunch and dinner
top it off with a little lightspeed
nothing beats a good lightspeed
blowjob or lightspeed...i think ill take the blowjob

VirtuMike · 03-10-2003, 01:07 AM

Buy my lightspeed!

El Pres · 03-10-2003, 01:14 AM

Lightspeed, I liked it so much I bought the company.

PersianKitty · 03-10-2003, 01:18 AM

I feel the need... the need for Lightspeed.

PersianKitty · 03-10-2003, 01:19 AM

Prepare ship for light speed!
No, no, no, light speed is too slow!
Light speed, too slow?!
Yes, we're gonna have to go right to . . . ludicrous speed!
Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if the ship can take it.
What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

Zebra · 03-10-2003, 01:21 AM

I knew it was only a matter of time till some wacko brought up SpaceBalls.. figures it was you Peekers

PersianKitty · 03-10-2003, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
I knew it was only a matter of time till some wacko brought up SpaceBalls.. figures it was you Peekers

Heyy.. gimmee a break.. I did TopGun first.

PersianKitty · 03-10-2003, 01:22 AM

Mother, Jugs and Lightspeed??!!

Zebra · 03-10-2003, 01:26 AM

We like Juggs at Lightspeed.. and some Mothers too! MILF!

PersianKitty · 03-10-2003, 01:30 AM

Damn the torpedoes! Full Lightspeed ahead!

PersianKitty · 03-10-2003, 01:42 AM

You're in good hands with Lightspeed.

Snap, Crackle, Lightspeed!

Lightspeed! The quicker-picker-upper!

Say it with Lightspeed.

A Lightspeed a day helps you work, rest and play.

Dude! Get a Lightspeed!

Mutt · 03-10-2003, 01:59 AM

Lightspeed - For the Cock Lover in All of Us!

kristin · 03-10-2003, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I need a catchy new slogan for our upcoming announement. Something fun and familiar, not too cliche... Here's a few, let me know which you like best? thanks

Steve Lightspeed

Ribbed For Her Lightspeed.

It's late on a Sunday night and this just made me laugh....

Paparazzi · 03-10-2003, 04:08 AM

Go with Lightspeed or you end up with a horse head in your bed

Voodoo · 03-10-2003, 04:16 AM

On the first day, God said, "Let there be Lightspeed".

Brujah · 03-10-2003, 04:20 AM

Lightspeed Kills.

No refund.

Einstein approved.

It's the only way you'll ever get laid.

Join now or we'll kill this dog.

Serge Litehead · 03-10-2003, 05:10 AM

move at the lightspeed

lightspeed bangwagon

lightspeed - people ahead of you.

chill at the speed of light, lightspeed

Gemini · 03-10-2003, 05:32 AM

Gimme a little Love...

Gimme a lil Light speed...

Get down tonight! (doot! doot!)

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Speed.... Hot LightSpeed...

Buzz_Aziani · 03-10-2003, 08:55 AM

choosy moms choose Lightspeed

Im not only the owner, Im a client

nocostporn · 03-10-2003, 08:58 AM

Lightspeed-we should pay for advertising or take a banning

TheGoldenChild · 03-10-2003, 09:22 AM

LIGHTSPEED-

"WE MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY-
BUT WE WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR LITTLE SISTER!"

Zebra · 03-10-2003, 09:23 AM

KB - Quit talking about yoself!

03-09-2003, 11:07 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Help! Need a catchy new slogan I need a catchy new slogan for our upcoming announement. Something fun and familiar, not too cliche... Here's a few, let me know which you like best? thanks Steve Lightspeed 4 out of 5 Dentists Surveyed prefer Lightspeed. 8 out of 10 Cat Lovers with a preference, prefer Lightspeed Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Lightspeed. Choosy Mothers Choose Lightspeed. Come See the Softer Side of Lightspeed. Ding-Dong! Lightspeed Calling! Don't Leave Home Without Lightspeed. Feel the Lightspeed. For Those Times When You Feel "Not So Fresh" -- use Lightspeed. Get Some Lightspeed On You. Ho Ho Ho, Green Lightspeed. I Bet He Drinks Lightspeed. I have a Headache that has Lightspeed Written All Over It! I'm Cuckoo For Lightspeed. Lightspeed - Good to the Last Drop. Lightspeed - It Looks Good on You. Lightspeed, the Other White Meat. Lightspeed-tested, Mother-Approved. Little. Yellow. Different. Lightspeed. Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Lightspeed! Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Lightspeed. Moms Like You Choose Lightspeed. Only Lightspeed Can Prevent Forest Fires. Please Don't Squeeze The Lightspeed. Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Lightspeed. Recommended By Dr. Lightspeed. Ribbed For Her Lightspeed. Silly Rabbit, Lightspeed is for Kids. Splash Lightspeed All Over. There's Always Room For Lightspeed. We'll Leave The Lightspeed On For You. Whatever You're Into, Get Into Lightspeed. Wow! I Could Have Had a Lightspeed! You've Got Questions. We've Got Lightspeed. __________________ Abra-cadabra!

03-09-2003, 11:10 PM	#2
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stocktrader23 Let's do some business. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The dirty south. Posts: 18,781	You may want to hire a few writers. Silly Rabbit, Lightspeed is for Kids. Definately would stay away from that one. __________________ Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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03-09-2003, 11:11 PM	#4
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Nice brainstorm, Lightspeed. "Have a brainstorm with Lightspeed"... bah, it's 3AM I can't think. Edit: And can't type too. I typed "3PM", damn.

03-09-2003, 11:16 PM	#7
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03-09-2003, 11:18 PM	#8
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	Lightspeed - As fast as you join our company you'll exit j/k Steve

03-09-2003, 11:19 PM	#9
sweetums Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Icy Hellish Tundra Posts: 2,534	LS... I'm liking the "Wow...I coulda had a Lightspeed!!"...you could do a ton with that one How 'bout..."Where's the Lightspeed?"...hehehe __________________ ICQ: 114549321

03-09-2003, 11:19 PM	#10
xxxdesign-net My hips don't lie Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,129	What about: Lightspeed, we wrote 20 slogans in 20 seconds

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nofx Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Virgin Mary's womb Posts: 16,826	Lightspeed, we smoke crack and worship satan! __________________ Often times I wonder why There's love and hate, theres live or die. When sickness comes I must decide: When feelings go, theres suicide.

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Plugger Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: North Coast Posts: 592	It is a tough choice, but but the one about dentists scares me

03-09-2003, 11:32 PM	#16
frankfortuna Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 1,504	Ride the Lightspeed.

03-09-2003, 11:33 PM	#17
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	How about "Lightspeed -- the speed at which Lensman locks my threads" __________________ Abra-cadabra!

03-09-2003, 11:39 PM	#18
Bored Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,011	Masturbate @ light speed. Lightspeed - kicking ass and taking names Stroking @ light speed, one user at a time. Lightspeed - Betcha cant view just one. ok I suck, moving on. __________________ If Satan Wore a Hairpeice, there would be HELL TOUPEE!! HTML Porn pbbc fo li

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Lily Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: BFE WA State Posts: 147	Can't believe I didn't see Lightspeed - Finger Lickin' Good.

03-09-2003, 11:43 PM	#20
HollywoodChris Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 1,282	over 1 billlion served... lightspeed

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Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Lightspeed -- We're better than a kick to the junk.

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hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	"The only thing better than shooting a lightspeed girl is making money off a lightspeed girl." Profits at the speed of light. ---------------------------------------------- I know, I'm the money man.

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03-10-2003, 01:14 AM	#31
El Pres Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Alicante, Spain Posts: 382	Lightspeed, I liked it so much I bought the company.

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PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	I feel the need... the need for Lightspeed. __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here! Last edited by PersianKitty; 03-10-2003 at 01:21 AM..

03-10-2003, 01:19 AM	#33
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Prepare ship for light speed! No, no, no, light speed is too slow! Light speed, too slow?! Yes, we're gonna have to go right to . . . ludicrous speed! Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if the ship can take it. What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken? __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here!

03-10-2003, 01:21 AM	#34
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	I knew it was only a matter of time till some wacko brought up SpaceBalls.. figures it was you Peekers __________________ Old School

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PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Mother, Jugs and Lightspeed??!! __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here!

03-10-2003, 01:26 AM	#37
Zebra Banned from Kimmy's couch Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Down at Fraggle Rock Posts: 5,091	We like Juggs at Lightspeed.. and some Mothers too! MILF! __________________ Old School

03-10-2003, 01:30 AM	#38
PersianKitty Meow Media Inc. Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: In the valley of the sun, cactus, tacos, tequila, and nod Posts: 7,785	Damn the torpedoes! Full Lightspeed ahead! __________________ Wondering what webmaster programs PK uses? Check them out here! Last edited by PersianKitty; 03-10-2003 at 01:33 AM..