SteveLightspeed

I need a catchy new slogan for our upcoming announement. Something fun and familiar, not too cliche... Here's a few, let me know which you like best? thanks

Steve Lightspeed


4 out of 5 Dentists Surveyed prefer Lightspeed.
8 out of 10 Cat Lovers with a preference, prefer Lightspeed
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Lightspeed.
Choosy Mothers Choose Lightspeed.
Come See the Softer Side of Lightspeed.
Ding-Dong! Lightspeed Calling!
Don't Leave Home Without Lightspeed.
Feel the Lightspeed.
For Those Times When You Feel "Not So Fresh" -- use Lightspeed.
Get Some Lightspeed On You.
Ho Ho Ho, Green Lightspeed.
I Bet He Drinks Lightspeed.
I have a Headache that has Lightspeed Written All Over It!
I'm Cuckoo For Lightspeed.
Lightspeed - Good to the Last Drop.
Lightspeed - It Looks Good on You.
Lightspeed, the Other White Meat.
Lightspeed-tested, Mother-Approved.
Little. Yellow. Different. Lightspeed.
Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Lightspeed!
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Lightspeed.
Moms Like You Choose Lightspeed.
Only Lightspeed Can Prevent Forest Fires.
Please Don't Squeeze The Lightspeed.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Lightspeed.
Recommended By Dr. Lightspeed.
Ribbed For Her Lightspeed.
Silly Rabbit, Lightspeed is for Kids.
Splash Lightspeed All Over.
There's Always Room For Lightspeed.
We'll Leave The Lightspeed On For You.
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Lightspeed.
Wow! I Could Have Had a Lightspeed!
You've Got Questions. We've Got Lightspeed.

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Abra-cadabra!