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MrBottomTooth 08-06-2014 06:30 PM

Can we please schedule the Danza Kimbo fight for the same day? Let's get 2 birds stoned at once, or however that saying goes.

pornmasta 08-06-2014 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 20184452)
LETS DO THIS!

:eatmouse

we need also the bitcoin guy

~Ray 08-06-2014 06:36 PM

hundred too many insults

lazycash 08-06-2014 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 20184452)
It never went down, but if we could actually get something like this organized it would be the biggest webmaster event since Playboy Mansion 2005. Stream that shit live. get like a 5 or 7 card fight line up. settle some serious grudges. Losers get kicked off GFY. Winners get a piece of the sponsor money. LETS DO THIS!

:eatmouse

Sounds good, so far on the undercard, we have:

Teencat vs XXXJay
Harmon vs Chris Butler
Danza vs Kimbo Slice
Damien vs DvTimes
MrDeiz vs CyberSEO


Please feel free to add more.

pornmasta 08-06-2014 09:38 PM

i don't see edgeprod in this list

you can also add currentlysober and his grandchildren
amputate your head Vs EipStudios

TheSquealer 08-06-2014 09:42 PM

a quick reminder of what horror awaits me at AVN in Vegas:


Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Why don't you walk up to me like a man and say that and get punched in the throat, ever been a man?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Ok, Going to be in Vegas next January? Let's see how your face can take a punch!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Or you can come to LA anytime, I can find a ring!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
You train for what, to be a pussy? Bring it or be my bitch, fucking cunt!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
So it's true, you're too much of a pussy to get in the ring with an old fat guy?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
reality is you don't have the balls to get in the ring with a old guy that will step on your fucking neck in the ring

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
You are a COWARD!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
talks shit about his training and takes the coward way out when I challenge him

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
If we got in the ring, I would grab one of your arms and pull till it came off, then go for your neck!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
You're probably scared of your own shadow, living in your mommies basement

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I hate spineless fucks that are only tough with a keyboard in their hands

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Still being the pussy?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I want to put you in a hospital you little whiny fuck!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Come on, make it at AVN, Take on the 6'3" giant

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
Fuck you talk a big game, but you sure don't back it up

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
tells everyone that he's a MMA fighter with decades of training and won't take me on in the ring saying it's for my own good (i never said "MMA Training" once or indicated that i train "MMA")

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I'm just an old fat guy that this pussy that trains in the MMA won't fight! LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I'm done with him, the only way he will fight me is for points in a ring with judges and ref, that's not the way I fight, I'm not out for points, the way he fights is more like flag football.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla
I'll get in a ring, but no judges, no ref, no gloves.


RyuLion 08-06-2014 09:46 PM

That looks ok but I cook a better version at home..

L-Pink 08-06-2014 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 20184452)
It never went down, but if we could actually get something like this organized it would be the biggest webmaster event since Playboy Mansion 2005. Stream that shit live. get like a 5 or 7 card fight line up. settle some serious grudges. Losers get kicked off GFY. Winners get a piece of the sponsor money. LETS DO THIS!

:eatmouse

GFY has it's own Don King, :1orglaugh

NewNick 08-07-2014 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 20184294)
It's because he is too scared to say who he is. SO easy to be a hard man when you use a fake nick and no sig.

Ah Dame baby.

Still sore because I pointed out what a pointless hypocrite you are ?

Lets face it, the only one playing the tough guy is you.

Hypocrisy does seem to be a recurring theme with you.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MaDalton 08-07-2014 04:16 AM

that was the most amusing thread on GFY for quite a while

CarlosTheGaucho 08-07-2014 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20183922)
I guess I'm going to AVN to watch a crazy old fat man try to ball up his arthritic fingers, raise his flabby arm and attempt to hurl it in my direction.. If you want to come Vegas, let me know... We'll take a bit of that road trip we talked about and see some stuff. :)

Doesn't look like it since I'll have some family affairs to attend to, however if this is really going to happen...not sure if I could pass on that! I have a feeling this thread has a blockbuster potential!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam_M (Post 20184331)
Classic GFY....

- Yum burgers
- MMA rocks
- MMA's shit
- Lets fight

I love this place :)

:pimp

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 20184452)
It never went down, but if we could actually get something like this organized it would be the biggest webmaster event since Playboy Mansion 2005. Stream that shit live. get like a 5 or 7 card fight line up. settle some serious grudges. Losers get kicked off GFY. Winners get a piece of the sponsor money. LETS DO THIS!

:eatmouse

Absolutely! The recipe to bring out the most from GFY in the making!

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 20184545)
Sounds good, so far on the undercard, we have:

Teencat vs XXXJay
Harmon vs Chris Butler
Danza vs Kimbo Slice
Damien vs DvTimes
MrDeiz vs CyberSEO


Please feel free to add more.

:1orglaugh

There should be at least twice in a year a live GFY smackdown special, sponsored and streamed live.

It would be a great chance for programs to showcase, they could add their own branded cheerleaders, fly the challengers they would sponsor to a particular show (the best would be a winter Internext or Internext summer).

All packed with plenty of extras - CurrentlySober as a special guest, rare behind the scenes footage, expert preview, a live edition of "where are they now?", half time live music, upskirt shots, exclusive celebrity interview with Juicy..etc.

I recommend to contact Anal Hobbit to take care of the promotion, Eric would be the best annnouncer..

Ryulion would bite all the cheerleaders...

L-Pink as an expert commentator... I can see a blockbuster in the making!

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20184557)
i don't see edgeprod in this list

you can also add currentlysober and his grandchildren
amputate your head Vs EipStudios

Currently Sober would be the special guest!

:pimp

TheSquealer 08-07-2014 06:02 AM

Shit, not only do i need to work harder.. but i feel I need a theme song for my training montages.

Does anyone know the lead singer from Survivor? Would he be up for one more remix of Eye of the Tiger or is he too expensive after doing all those Real Men of Genius Budweiser commercials?

http://politic365.com/wp-content/blo...2/02/rocky.jpg

dyna mo 08-07-2014 07:29 AM

What food will be served at the bout?

Bryan G 08-07-2014 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20184962)
What food will be served at the bout?

Tommy Caliente Burgers of course.

dyna mo 08-07-2014 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 20184970)
Tommy Caliente Burgers of course.

With celery sticks for apperizers!

SuckOnThis 08-07-2014 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20183658)

Fuck you talk a big game, but you sure don't back it up, you talk about grappling, then you talk more shit and say I will never touch you, is that because you will be running the whole time, what a shit stain!


Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20184307)
Yeah with terms I will not agree to







http://38.media.tumblr.com/3828a2864...4k5po1_400.gif

PR_Glen 08-07-2014 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20183998)
Your prolly right eh. I like both vend and the sqeauler and also like hamburgers and I want to enjoy my senior years as healthy as possible. It's a trade off. Nothing like a tasty burger. But when I croak maybe I'll lament eating them.

I made home made jalepeno cheese burgers last night.. they were far more greasy than anything i would have gotten in a fast food place so clearly i'm doing something wrong.. hehe

Ok let's exercise some moderation here. We all get to eat our favourite (non made for heart attack purposes) burgers on occasion but in between we exercise somewhat regularly along with eating a good amount of vegetables and antioxidants and all live long and interesting lives free from regrets. Sound good?

lazycash 08-07-2014 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20184962)
What food will be served at the bout?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 20184970)
Tommy Caliente Burgers of course.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bns666 08-07-2014 09:19 AM

i also don't eat burgers often, but when i do i want them superunhealthy and i prefer them home made so i can control how unhealthy they get :thumbsup

https://scontent-b-vie.xx.fbcdn.net/...48992924_n.jpg

arock10 08-07-2014 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20184982)
With celery sticks for apperizers!

raisin bran bar. like a bloody mary bar but different

femdomdestiny 08-07-2014 10:52 AM

You are all amateurs. :thumbsupThis thread motivated me to buy two

http://s5.postimg.org/pdpaqksmv/burgeri.jpg

pornmasta 08-07-2014 11:06 AM

Learn to do your own stuff, it will look better than this

CarlosTheGaucho 08-07-2014 11:13 AM

I'll just leave this here



looks like there's no easy way out anymore :winkwink:

femdomdestiny 08-07-2014 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20185247)
Learn to do your own stuff, it will look better than this



taste is perfect even if doesn't look so good. These are some local guys that were selling other types if food, and at some point started making burgers and now they have various tastes and several stores. I hate preparing own stuff, it takes too much time .

pornmasta 08-07-2014 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20185256)
taste is perfect even if doesn't look so good.

(these fries are too large to taste good)

L-Pink 08-07-2014 11:22 AM

Want the perfect burger? Substitute bison for the hamburger. Tastes better and better for you.


Calories and Protein:
A burger could cost you fewer calories if you switched from ground beef to ground bison. A 3-ounce serving of ground bison contains about 150 calories and offers 22 grams of protein, while a similar portion of 80 percent lean ground beef weighs in 40 percent richer, at 216 calories. Although the beef burger carries more calories, it serves up only 15 g of protein -- just two-thirds as much protein as in bison.

Fat:
Bison are leaner than cattle -- the 3-ounce bison burger contains 7 grams of fat compared to the traditional beef burger’s 17 grams -- and their fat is healthier for you, according to nutrition expert Loren Cordain, author of “The Paleo Diet.” Bison graze on grass and hay for the majority of their life, which creates body fat with a high level of omega-3 fatty acid. Beef cattle are raised on corn, which creates higher levels of omega-6 fatty acids. Consuming grass-fed meats can help you lower your risk of heart disease, diabetes and cancer by shifting your omega-3 to omega-6 ratios, Cordain explains.

Additive-Free:
The USDA reports that bison raised in the United States feed solely on grass and hay, and are not fed hormones or antibiotics. Comparatively, commercially raised beef cattle consume hormones and antibiotics to hasten their growth rate and fend off common feedlot illnesses, notes Cordain.


http://livewell.jillianmichaels.com/...fits-5521.html

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dicknipples 08-07-2014 11:40 AM

What's with all the fucking keyboard warriors? Jesus don't you pathetic fucks have better things to do?

TheSquealer 08-07-2014 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa (Post 20185293)
What's with all the fucking keyboard warriors? Jesus don't you pathetic fucks have better things to do?

Haha "better things to do"

You must be new here.

MK Ultra 08-07-2014 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20185227)
You are all amateurs. :thumbsupThis thread motivated me to buy two

http://s5.postimg.org/pdpaqksmv/burgeri.jpg

Seriously! This thread keeps making me hungry :1orglaugh

The nearest Tommy's to me is in Ventura, I'm having some work done on my bike atm but the minute it's done I'm crusin' south to get me a couple :thumbsup

femdomdestiny 08-07-2014 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20185263)
(these fries are too large to taste good)

OK,is this better (local restaurant few days ago)?

http://s5.postimg.org/l5uihtr7b/kobaja.jpg

http://s5.postimg.org/yo1eu43cn/meet1.jpg

pornmasta 08-07-2014 12:01 PM

no those are worse

This is better:

http://www.texaschicken.com.sg/menu/...ench-fries.png

clickity click 08-07-2014 12:02 PM

Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger.

arock10 08-07-2014 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20185266)
Want the perfect burger? Substitute bison for the hamburger. Tastes better and better for you.


Calories and Protein:
A burger could cost you fewer calories if you switched from ground beef to ground bison. A 3-ounce serving of ground bison contains about 150 calories and offers 22 grams of protein, while a similar portion of 80 percent lean ground beef weighs in 40 percent richer, at 216 calories. Although the beef burger carries more calories, it serves up only 15 g of protein -- just two-thirds as much protein as in bison.

Fat:
Bison are leaner than cattle -- the 3-ounce bison burger contains 7 grams of fat compared to the traditional beef burger?s 17 grams -- and their fat is healthier for you, according to nutrition expert Loren Cordain, author of ?The Paleo Diet.? Bison graze on grass and hay for the majority of their life, which creates body fat with a high level of omega-3 fatty acid. Beef cattle are raised on corn, which creates higher levels of omega-6 fatty acids. Consuming grass-fed meats can help you lower your risk of heart disease, diabetes and cancer by shifting your omega-3 to omega-6 ratios, Cordain explains.

Additive-Free:
The USDA reports that bison raised in the United States feed solely on grass and hay, and are not fed hormones or antibiotics. Comparatively, commercially raised beef cattle consume hormones and antibiotics to hasten their growth rate and fend off common feedlot illnesses, notes Cordain.


http://livewell.jillianmichaels.com/...fits-5521.html

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You want fattier beef for a burger. 80/20

dyna mo 08-07-2014 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20185247)
Learn to do your own stuff, it will look better than this

better than mcdonaud's?


dyna mo 08-07-2014 12:23 PM

where'd you get dat welfare green pepper burger! ??

bushwacker 08-07-2014 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20184862)
Shit, not only do i need to work harder.. but i feel I need a theme song for my training montages.

Does anyone know the lead singer from Survivor? Would he be up for one more remix of Eye of the Tiger or is he too expensive after doing all those Real Men of Genius Budweiser commercials?

http://politic365.com/wp-content/blo...2/02/rocky.jpg


I think the only way v will fight you is if you put on an obama mask. Other than that he will make some lame ass excuse. :thumbsup

Roald 08-07-2014 12:38 PM

This thread is just great, how did I miss it?!?

dyna mo 08-07-2014 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 20185400)
This thread is just great, how did I miss it?!?

all vendizzla threads have potential and must be checked!

I don't know how he does it, if I started this thread it would have gotten 1 reply and that would have been my bumping it.

vendy gets a 3 pager + ! :1orglaugh

Roald 08-07-2014 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20185405)
all vendizzla threads have potential and must be checked!

I don't know how he does it, if I started this thread it would have gotten 1 reply and that would have been my bumping it.

vendy gets a 3 pager + ! :1orglaugh

amazing really :1orglaugh

dicknipples 08-07-2014 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20185405)
all vendizzla threads have potential and must be checked!

I don't know how he does it, if I started this thread it would have gotten 1 reply and that would have been my bumping it.

vendy gets a 3 pager + ! :1orglaugh

I'll be sure to open all your threads and try to contribute. You're a non-worthless user. :thumbsup

NewNick 08-07-2014 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20185319)

Funny what some people call a restaurant.

:2 cents:

mineistaken 08-07-2014 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20185319)
OK,is this better (local restaurant few days ago)?

Are you one of those tools who photograph their food all the time? :1orglaugh

bns666 08-07-2014 03:30 PM

here's one of my home made burgers from about a year ago (way less unhealthy compared to the one which i would make today):

http://photos-f.ak.instagram.com/hph...39290437_n.jpg

pornmasta 08-07-2014 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bns666 (Post 20185663)
here's one of my home made burgers from about a year ago:

http://photos-f.ak.instagram.com/hph...39290437_n.jpg

yes, but this is not kosher food

CDSmith 08-07-2014 09:28 PM

So this is where all the cool kids be at. :D

Some nice fat good-looking burgers posted in here. Cook those bad boys over a flame and I'm in.

Or charcoal, I'm not fussy.

femdomdestiny 08-08-2014 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20185637)
Are you one of those tools who photograph their food all the time? :1orglaugh

I guess not , except something is very interesting, what you can't see on photos above, and that is that filled steak above is big as my hand and I've never seen something like that before. Similar applies to another dish, but to understand that, you should know what is common for that type of meal.

PR_Glen 08-08-2014 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20185266)
Want the perfect burger? Substitute bison for the hamburger. Tastes better and better for you.


Calories and Protein:
A burger could cost you fewer calories if you switched from ground beef to ground bison. A 3-ounce serving of ground bison contains about 150 calories and offers 22 grams of protein, while a similar portion of 80 percent lean ground beef weighs in 40 percent richer, at 216 calories. Although the beef burger carries more calories, it serves up only 15 g of protein -- just two-thirds as much protein as in bison.

Fat:
Bison are leaner than cattle -- the 3-ounce bison burger contains 7 grams of fat compared to the traditional beef burger?s 17 grams -- and their fat is healthier for you, according to nutrition expert Loren Cordain, author of ?The Paleo Diet.? Bison graze on grass and hay for the majority of their life, which creates body fat with a high level of omega-3 fatty acid. Beef cattle are raised on corn, which creates higher levels of omega-6 fatty acids. Consuming grass-fed meats can help you lower your risk of heart disease, diabetes and cancer by shifting your omega-3 to omega-6 ratios, Cordain explains.

Additive-Free:
The USDA reports that bison raised in the United States feed solely on grass and hay, and are not fed hormones or antibiotics. Comparatively, commercially raised beef cattle consume hormones and antibiotics to hasten their growth rate and fend off common feedlot illnesses, notes Cordain.


http://livewell.jillianmichaels.com/...fits-5521.html

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1. the calorie difference is negligible, nobody counting calories are eating burgers.

2. the links between saturated fat intake and heart attack risk are a complete fallacy repeated ad nauseum for so long that people still believe it despite it being disputed from the beginning. Sugars are far more a factor.

3. There's more hormones in cabbage and most vegetables we all eat than we get from beef or any other meat so you can pretty much count that out.

4. lean burgers taste like a dry mess. I think they can be done well for sure, but any good burger needs a higher fat ratio in general. (medium beef didn't work out well for me on my last try i'll admit!)

Vendzilla 08-08-2014 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20185405)
all vendizzla threads have potential and must be checked!

I don't know how he does it, if I started this thread it would have gotten 1 reply and that would have been my bumping it.

vendy gets a 3 pager + ! :1orglaugh

What's funny is how this thread split going two different directions

bns666 08-08-2014 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20185669)
yes, but this is not kosher food

of course not! :)

CDSmith 08-08-2014 08:39 AM

You guys nay-saying the buffalo burger L-pink suggested are way off base. That meat makes for one hell of a tasty burger. As a kid growing up in the west end of Winnipeg we had a community fair every year known as "The Buffalo Barbecue". I went to that damn thing every year and made sure to get myself at least one buffalo burger. It may be leaner than beef but there's something about that buffalo I tell you. They were cooked over an open flame and they were fuh-king goood.

Moose meat needs a helper, as you're suggesting. It's too lean to make straight-up burgers from it, it's best to add some regular ground beef to it. But buffalo is entirely another matter. If you haven't tried one I suggest you do, on the barbecue over a flame if possible.

L-pink is right.


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