I hate spineless fucks that are only tough with a keyboard in their hands

MMA is not a "martial art". Mixed Martial Arts means taking the most effective techniques from multiple disciplines - where trial and error ultimately weeded out almost all traditional martial arts and and left Muay Thai and BJJ. MMA today implies BJJ/Muay Thai but doesn't have to be. There is a reason no one walks into the cage in a gi doing their retarded karate/kung fu/tae kwon do stances and striking from the belt and all the other idiocy they train to do.

If you want to fight me, make it worth my while. I have nothing to gain from putting a deluded old obese man in the hospital.

I also have nothing to gain by and clearly cannot take pride in knowing that i've put an a series of mental images into your wife and childrens head which 20 years of therapy and medication won't erase simply because you are off your meds and love cheeseburgers.

But i do have a lot of free time and am not against it since you seem so sure of yourself and want to keep pushing the issue. I prefer Muay Thai and i'm sure that being the ultimate bad ass that you are, you're not concerned with the style since you "haven't forgotten what you've learned" and "punch like a train" or whatever it is that you seem to think you can do.

And this is your only friendly warning... "if we got in the ring"... you won't be able to even get close to me unless i want you to. I have decades of experience. You won't be able to hit me at all because you aren't well trained. You won't be able to get past the end of my foot, unless I want you close to me. You'll be where i want you, when i want you there. You won't have a choice. You aren't experienced enough, you aren't healthy enough, you aren't quick enough and you're not good enough and you obviously will not have the cardio for it in this lifetime. You won't be able to stop me from doing anything I wish to do to you, when I wish to do it, because its what i train to do with relentless energy and determination, a few hours a day, 5 days a week. I'm busy chasing an amateur world championship belt and you are busy sucking the filling out of donuts through a straw.

Its all fun and games until someone gets Damian to start stalking them.

Still being the pussy?

I don't give a shit about belts you pussy, I'll grab one of those feet and pull your leg out of it's socket.

decades of experience? In a ring maybe! I'm a ground pounder, I'll make you thesquealer

I want to put you in a hospital you little whiny fuck!

Come on, make it at AVN

Take on the 6'3" giant.

Fuck you talk a big game, but you sure don't back it up, you talk about grappling, then you talk more shit and say I will never touch you, is that because you will be running the whole time, what a shit stain!

Somebody sponsor this fight! :1orglaugh

wtf Is going on here... I've stepped in to see some burgers.

I am out for this later today

http://mcdonalds.rs/wp-content/uploa...te-700x390.jpg

And I don't care for you guys loosing time practicing anything. I will just shoot your knees. So give us some burgers :1orglaugh

I'm tired of this, this fucking asshole comes in to all my threads and trolls me, tells everyone that he's a MMA fighter with decades of training and won't take me on in the ring saying it's for my own good.

Plain and simple he doesn't have the balls to back up is big mouth

I have no time for spineless shit stains, so on ignore he goes, I hate cowards!

every food thread is useless without pics :thumbsup

let's see people's favorite burgers ...

LOL, I posted a video

I eat healthy most of the time, yesterday, started with raisin bran for breakfast. Chicken sandwich for lunch and El Polo Loco for dinner. I eat a hamburger maybe once every couple of months! So hell, better make it a damn good one!

Rofl glad I revisited this thread

Peak bucks will kick in $10 to watch it go down at next internext Vegas. Will also buy winner a burger

this thread is useless without 2 pictures of the fighters :winkwink:

for the introduction:

Raisin bran has a shitload of sugar in it, hardly healthy breakfast

Oh and five guys ftw

I'm just an old fat guy that this pussy that trains in the MMA won't fight! LOL

Look you silly old man. I have barely even posted in months. I certainly don't "troll you" by coming into "all your threads". I can't even remember the last time i made a remark directed at you - maybe about your defense of pitbulls probably a year ago. You must have me confused with someone else, or else you're just completely off your meds.

And what do you think is going to happen exactly in a fight between you and me? You clearly have no clue what its like to even fight or be in the ring. You are going to get into the ring against a trained fighter and achieve what? You will collapse under your own weight in seconds. It's not about me having balls or not, its like a 6 year old challenging me to fight. It's completely absurd and really sad to watch.

That said, I already said i would do it, you sad old dildo. Figure out how to make it legal and me not be held liable for your injuries or death and i have no problem with it.

Oh... i get it now. You pretend not to see that I said i'd do it... keep calling me a pussy and a coward, then "put me on ignore" as an out for you. Didn't see that one coming actually. You kinda seemed insane enough to actually follow through. Or maybe you just can't read well with that feed bag strapped to your face.

Do you have insurance? If not check here http://www.healthcaremarketplace.com

I vote for this thread to be nominated for a thread of the month!

:1orglaugh

I guess I'm going to AVN to watch a crazy old fat man try to ball up his arthritic fingers, raise his flabby arm and attempt to hurl it in my direction.. If you want to come Vegas, let me know... We'll take a bit of that road trip we talked about and see some stuff. :)

Fat fucking clown response :uhoh :1orglaugh :uhoh

you guys need to cool it down a bit. current training aside you guys are probably more similar than you think here.

Your prolly right eh. I like both vend and the sqeauler and also like hamburgers and I want to enjoy my senior years as healthy as possible. It's a trade off. Nothing like a tasty burger. But when I croak maybe I'll lament eating them.

Squealer is an early 5/1 favorite. :pimp

To be clear, i'd never ask anyone to choose between me & cheeseburgers. That's a Sophie's Choice that no one should have to make.

Squaler is on ignore

He basically said he would be more than happy to kick your ass. :thumbsup:thumbsup

He agreed to fight you.

Smart money, is The Squealer, is Vendzilla...If not, LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!

Burger looks tasty thou;)

It's because he is too scared to say who he is. SO easy to be a hard man when you use a fake nick and no sig.

Would you also like to meet in Vegas Damian? I have major reservations about bitch slapping an old man, but I feel it's every citizens duty to bitch slap a magician or mime.

I'll write my name and number on the back of my hand in reverse.

I'm done with him, the only way he will fight me is for points in a ring with judges and ref, that's not the way I fight, I'm not out for points, the way he fights is more like flag football.

I'll get in a ring, but no judges, no ref, no gloves. I get bloody noses too easy, I could care less, but the amount of blood will stop the fight. I've had my nose cauterized and it didn't help.

Just another troll I have on ignore!

Who the fuck names them self The Squealer? I keep thinking about Deliverance! Maybe Ned is his hero, who knows!

Hahahaha I never once said anything about rings, judges or refs . Don't go soft on me now fat man, you opened this can of worms.

Yeah with terms I will not agree to

Have you ever met me in person? I'm a big guy. Only webmaster on this forum that I know of that's as big as me is Sicone and I think I'm bigger than him. Which is why fighters are in weight classes.

Anyways, Burger was good for laugh if nothing else

I never offered any terms at all.

You're really struggling to back peddle now after all your threats

Also, its quite odd that you think a glove will give you a bloody nose but a bare fist or shin bone won't.

Sorry. What? I was referring to Newnick. I have no issue with you. Your posts amuse me.

Although you will have to take place in a line behind Robbie, he was the first the threaten me with violence in Vegas. Bless him.

Should be there this year. Just make sure JFK is ready to shoot the evidence if you do want to try it, but be ready for the doves I will produce to distract ya.

Sorry man. I apologize - kind have my head in a wierd place right now :)

My bad.

... Uhm I love magicians ()

Classic GFY....

- Yum burgers
- MMA rocks
- MMA's shit
- Lets fight

I love this place :)

I think this place has one of the best burgers in the world.

Since you're now in training for the big fight, might be wise to make some modifications to your diet. Ditch the raisin bran, its very high in sugar and provides little nutritional benefit. If you must eat cereal, pick one low in sugar and high in protein. Lose the bun on the chicken sandwich and avoid the mayo, just have a grilled chicken breast. Also avoid El Pollo loco, most of their items are very high in calories and fat. Since you'll want to slim down for the fight, stay far away from Tommy's.

Many moons ago, as my memory serves me...it is not the size of the dog, only his will to survive....the best part, this will, is over the choice of you choosing a burger!!!!Makes the odds a bit slippery at best, as I can tell, you love that fuckin burger! :thumbsup

that's better

Yeah, I love it, maybe in a month, I'll get another, but I won't about post about just to have some asshole tell me I'm fat and old. I already know that. He doesn't seem to think he's an asshole!

I eat pretty healthy

I don't think he is interested in a coach. He seems to think he's a mad dog killer that can't wait to hurt me.

YES VENDZILLA, I'LL COME TO AVN JUST FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU SO DESPERATELY WANT TO FIGHT ME AND I AM A SUCKER FOR ADVENTURE AND STORIES. I'M ALSO ABOUT MAKING OTHER PEOPLE HAPPY.

My suggestion to you however is that you demand I have at least 14 oz gloves as the real purpose of boxing gloves is to protect the person getting punched. I would strongly advise against 4oz MMA gloves as their real purpose is to protect the hand of the person striking. No gloves would jsut be suicide as you will, without question, be seriously injured (broken nose, lost teeth, broken jaw, fractured/busted orbital socket etc etc).

Otherwise, keep bluffing fat man. Its quite amusing. I suppose I should show more compassion to your end of life crisis, delusions and dementia, but as you've pointed out, I am kind of an asshole.

I had a grilled chicken breast for lunch, I usually eat a couple pieces of fruit for breakfast.

And I'm not going to put on a show in a ring with a bunch of rules, if he's there, he can walk up to me and say that shit, then we'll start the fight.

It's not about what he said, he was an asshole for just saying it, he's an asshole in every thread towards me, he's just a fucking troll and doesn't deserve to be even noticed, that's why I don't give a rats ass about him or what he thinks. Last guy i met that was MMA was an asshole too, he was also a coward and attacked me from behind for no reason. He got 5 years for that! Must be in that training I guess.

Don't keep back peddling. You said ring many times and offered to find a ring. Now you are changing your story. You made a lot of serious threats about what you would do to me, calling me a coward, a pussy and saying i was afraid every step of the way. Then you created a fake narrative about me offering "terms" you can't agree to,... which never happened. It's ok to be afraid, it's ok to now have reconsidered your mistake, its ok to regret. But don't become a liar as well.

Lets see this through. It's what you want.

The Squealer is using sense and tact,.....hmmm, interesting?

You disgust me. Meat eater.

fight them fight them :mad:

It never went down, but if we could actually get something like this organized it would be the biggest webmaster event since Playboy Mansion 2005. Stream that shit live. get like a 5 or 7 card fight line up. settle some serious grudges. Losers get kicked off GFY. Winners get a piece of the sponsor money. LETS DO THIS!

:eatmouse