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Old 07-31-2014, 09:45 AM   #1
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When on a plane [pic]

When i want the seat next to:




I more likely end up getting the seat next to:




It's not fair...
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:03 AM   #2
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the fat guy crushed the pillow and headset. I guess when you are that fat you act like a blind baboon and just don't give a fuck what you sit on.
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:04 AM   #3
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lolol I was wondering what he sat on
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:07 AM   #4
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:09 AM   #5
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:11 AM   #6
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So, you gave her your phone and asked her to take your picture? Why did she cut off your head?
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:16 AM   #7
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:16 AM   #8
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that chick is extremely fuckable by the way, and she knows she is only useful for that purpose as well
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:23 AM   #9
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the person next to them should get a discount

seriously. you will spend xamount of hours thinking about how you should get a discount..
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:27 AM   #10
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the person next to them should get a discount

seriously. you will spend xamount of hours thinking about how you should get a discount..
The dude next to him would have paid out more if his luggage was 1kg over the allowance. Yet his flight ticket is the same as a guy more than double his weight. Crazy...
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:33 AM   #11
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WTF that cannot be real LOL
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:35 AM   #12
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The dude next to him would have paid out more if his luggage was 1kg over the allowance. Yet his flight ticket is the same as a guy more than double his weight. Crazy...
you will think about that as well

and when you walk back to take a piss, and see flight attendants sprawled out over empty seats in the back you can't 'sit in'

well, then you lose your temper lol
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:36 AM   #13
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:39 AM   #14
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The chick is definitely an attention whore.
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Old 07-31-2014, 10:47 AM   #15
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The chick is definitely an attention whore.
More like an actual whore.
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More like an actual whore.
Would still fuck
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Old 07-31-2014, 11:22 AM   #18
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The chick is definitely an attention whore.
Attention whores like that are fine by me.


Attention whores like this are not...




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Old 07-31-2014, 11:30 AM   #19
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She is looking at herself on the phone ... that's nasty.
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Attention whores like that are fine by me.


Attention whores like this are not...




Man, I can't stand even cutting raw meat let alone slather my body with it like that
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I know, second scenario happens way more often.
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Old 08-01-2014, 06:15 AM   #28
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When i want the seat next to:




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It's not fair...
Not talking about you, but absolute majority of people who claim something like this would not use the situation in any way, so they do not lose anything.
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If that was a white guy attendants would be all over him and maybe even calling the police later. Since it was muslim jockey it was ok, he has "rights" and so on.
Fucking disgrace.
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