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theking · 06-28-2014, 11:25 PM

...I got in this afternoon. I have an appointment with a doctor early next week and I will stay in for the 4th.

This time out I had to put down a lion. He was old and as skinny as he was...he was probably sick. He blew an ambush on my Jack Russel which gave me time to shoot him wiith my .357 Mag.

sonofsam · 06-29-2014, 12:28 AM

Have the moderators of GFY ever considered referring this guy to some mental health authority? I'm being serious here..

This guy legitimately needs help.. He's not even trying to troll, it's been the same threads for years and years.. Something is wrong with him..

CurrentlySober · 06-29-2014, 12:47 AM

i cant a4d a home...

CurrentlySober · 06-29-2014, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by theking

He blew an ambush on my Jack Russel which gave me time to shoot him wiith my .357 Mag.

Why did you shoot your own dog?

Seth Manson · 06-29-2014, 02:11 AM

Life is boring... make up stories on GFY for attention...

Chosen · 06-29-2014, 03:25 AM

Enjoy your time at the psychiatrist

Scott McD · 06-29-2014, 04:00 AM

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Originally Posted by theking

...I got in this afternoon. I have an appointment with a doctor early next week and I will stay in for the 4th.

I suppose all that info saves me asking...

CDSmith · 06-29-2014, 04:07 AM

I've always said I'm never happy unless I've cheated death twice before breakfast, but... damn. I've never shot a mountain lion. That's like John Wayne stuff right there.

Did you haul the carcas in for stuffing?

theking · 06-29-2014, 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I've always said I'm never happy unless I've cheated death twice before breakfast, but... damn. I've never shot a mountain lion. That's like John Wayne stuff right there.

Did you haul the carcas in for stuffing?

No...I would not have any animal stuffed. At one point in time in my life...I was a hunter but I quit hunting years ago and now I will only kill an animal when I feel that I must. In addition the lion was old and pretty scruffy looking. I left the carcas for nature to dispose of.

How is your back doing?

brassmonkey · 06-29-2014, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Chosen

Enjoy your time at the psychiatrist

mineistaken · 06-29-2014, 07:26 AM

Any friends from military will be visiting you?

Just Alex · 06-29-2014, 07:27 AM

They let this guy out again?

Vendzilla · 06-29-2014, 07:29 AM

Since moving back to the city, I miss walking in the woods. I've seen every form of animal in California. Mountain Lions included. He must have been hungry. Dog ok?

theking · 06-29-2014, 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Since moving back to the city, I miss walking in the woods. I've seen every form of animal in California. Mountain Lions included. He must have been hungry. Dog ok?

The dog is fine. The lion was so old and sickly when he made his jump from his ambush site he stumbled and kind of fell down this incline missing my dog by several feet. Before he could recover enough to continue his attack I fired and hit him in his back knocking him down and my second shot killed him.

You did live in some nice country and I am not sure why you went back to L.A. That is a trade that I would not make.

How is your daughter progressing in school?

Relentless · 06-29-2014, 08:08 AM

Why didn't you kill it with your bare hands... Like a real man? ;)

theking · 06-29-2014, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Relentless

Why didn't you kill it with your bare hands... Like a real man? ;)

Well...I did consider doing it like that but it was a little warm that morning and I didn't feel like breaking into a sweat.

mineistaken · 06-29-2014, 08:31 AM

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Originally Posted by theking

Well...I did consider doing it like that but it was a little warm that morning and I didn't feel like breaking into a sweat.

It is the thought that counts

candyflip · 06-29-2014, 09:20 AM

Do you really think anyone here gives a fuck? Seriously...why do you post here?

American Psycho · 06-29-2014, 09:25 AM

This is quite the chuckle.
keep calm and act loony

American Psycho · 06-29-2014, 09:26 AM

Surely theres a hunting forum your updates would fit better on.

Do you enjoy the ridicule yoy get here?

420 · 06-29-2014, 09:30 AM

I wouldn't kill a cougar. I like fuckin em.

SilentKnight · 06-29-2014, 09:37 AM

Where's the pics?

sonofsam · 06-29-2014, 11:16 AM

He's talking to CDSmith and Vendzilla like he's met them. Vendzilla: Have you met him in real life before?

I won't even ask CDSMith if he's met him. He's just like theking, except Canadian. Both don't do any business whatsoever

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VikingMan · 06-29-2014, 12:25 PM

I think the OP just embellishes his stories. Perhaps "the lion" was actually just a house cat that was exploring the outdoors? Yes a .357 would do plenty of damage to a house cat. On a lion it would only piss it off more and even if it was a direct shot to the heart the animal would still have enough energy to kill you as does happen with bear attacks.

PornDude · 06-29-2014, 12:47 PM

Who are you again?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 06-29-2014, 12:51 PM

Pathinder = The Lyin' King

ADG

Vendzilla · 06-29-2014, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

The dog is fine. The lion was so old and sickly when he made his jump from his ambush site he stumbled and kind of fell down this incline missing my dog by several feet. Before he could recover enough to continue his attack I fired and hit him in his back knocking him down and my second shot killed him.

You did live in some nice country and I am not sure why you went back to L.A. That is a trade that I would not make.

How is your daughter progressing in school?

When I retire or just slow down a bit, I'm moving back to Shasta County, or maybe even further north.

My daughter just graduated from WWU and is now a Anthropologist. She's going to look for a job in her field that will pay for her to continue her education to get a PHD. We got to go to her graduation recently and went to the presidents breakfast because of her being a veteran. We had 3 deans sitting at our table! Couldn't be prouder!!

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Do you really think anyone here gives a fuck? Seriously...why do you post here?

Who gives a fuck what you post, it seems all you post is asking why others post, sounds kinda idiotic if you ask me!

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

He's talking to CDSmith and Vendzilla like he's met them. Vendzilla: Have you met him in real life before?

I won't even ask CDSMith if he's met him. He's just like theking, except Canadian. Both don't do any business whatsoever

:

People do business here all time, do you? Or is this just another fake nick?

Vendzilla · 06-29-2014, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

I think the OP just embellishes his stories. Perhaps "the lion" was actually just a house cat that was exploring the outdoors? Yes a .357 would do plenty of damage to a house cat. On a lion it would only piss it off more and even if it was a direct shot to the heart the animal would still have enough energy to kill you as does happen with bear attacks.

.357 magnum will take down a lion, it would make a house cat explode.

Vendzilla · 06-29-2014, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho

Surely theres a hunting forum your updates would fit better on.

Do you enjoy the ridicule yoy get here?

If you are to ridicule here, may I recommend that you turn on spell check first?

Ran Ohm · 06-29-2014, 01:05 PM

poor lion i think. is lion in sigg same lion you kill? i never kill lion . we not ave lion in my country

theking · 06-29-2014, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ran Ohm

poor lion i think. is lion in sigg same lion you kill? i never kill lion . we not ave lion in my country

No......

CDSmith · 06-29-2014, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

No...I would not have any animal stuffed. At one point in time in my life...I was a hunter but I quit hunting years ago and now I will only kill an animal when I feel that I must. In addition the lion was old and pretty scruffy looking. I left the carcas for nature to dispose of.

How is your back doing?

It's as fine as can be expected I suppose. I haven't been up to much activity of late, but then again the weather here has been miserable and rainy for much of the last two weeks.

And I have a good supply of those Naproxin 750 mg 24 hr slow-releaser's to deal with the pain when it getst to be too much. :D

But I'm sure pining for a couple of bloody mary's lately.

Me, I'm sitting here typing, you're out shooting mountain lions. Something's wrong with this picture. :D

theking · 06-30-2014, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

When I retire or just slow down a bit, I'm moving back to Shasta County, or maybe even further north.

My daughter just graduated from WWU and is now a Anthropologist. She's going to look for a job in her field that will pay for her to continue her education to get a PHD. We got to go to her graduation recently and went to the presidents breakfast because of her being a veteran. We had 3 deans sitting at our table! Couldn't be prouder!!

Damn...time flies. A big thumbs up to your daughterl

theking · 06-30-2014, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

It's as fine as can be expected I suppose. I haven't been up to much activity of late, but then again the weather here has been miserable and rainy for much of the last two weeks.

And I have a good supply of those Naproxin 750 mg 24 hr slow-releaser's to deal with the pain when it getst to be too much. :D

But I'm sure pining for a couple of bloody mary's lately.

Me, I'm sitting here typing, you're out shooting mountain lions. Something's wrong with this picture. :D

I have morphine patches available when the pain becomes more than I can bear...but I seldom use them. I have been schooled in bearing the pain by the VA and I don't want to become an addict.

_Richard_ · 06-30-2014, 09:45 AM

brassmonkey · 06-30-2014, 10:12 AM

i cant go to the forest every weekend dealing with my franchise. be nice if you could bring back pics next round.

CDSmith · 06-30-2014, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by theking

I have morphine patches available when the pain becomes more than I can bear...but I seldom use them. I have been schooled in bearing the pain by the VA and I don't want to become an addict.

Morphine does strange things to my nervous system, so they gave me the next best thing for chronic pain and inflamation.

I'm exactly that way also though, I take them only sparingly. Very sparingly.

L-Pink · 06-30-2014, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Pathinder = The Lyin' King

ADG

sarettah · 06-30-2014, 02:01 PM

mineistaken · 06-30-2014, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Ran Ohm

poor lion i think. is lion in sigg same lion you kill? i never kill lion . we not ave lion in my country

Chris Butler does not have lions in US and A?

DamianJ · 06-30-2014, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i cant go to the forest every weekend dealing with my franchise. be nice if you could bring back pics next round.

Sadly he can't do that as he is a batshit cray cray loony who lies all the time.

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