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TheGoldenChild · 03-10-2003, 09:24 AM

I forgot that's my motto as well :-))

NoCarrier · 03-10-2003, 09:36 AM

Lightspeed - That's how fast you will cancel your membership.

Just kidding!

Lightspeed - We satisfy all your needs, fast.

Carrie · 03-10-2003, 09:40 AM

One half of our brains tied behind our backs just to make it fair... Lightspeed.

We are a part of the Lightspeed Nation.

Got Lightspeed?

You've come a long way, Lightspeed.

When you care enough to smoke the very best... Lightspeed.

Lightspeed. The quicker picker-upper.

They counted on Lightspeed to be passive. They counted wrong.

Just Lightspeed it.

Lightspeed. We try harder.

Lightspeed, the reason for your erection.

You're in good hands with Lightspeed.

I Lightspeed, therefore I am.

Lightspeed saves.

What would Lightspeed do?

Lightspeed. Don't leave home without it.

Lightspeed - we try harder.

Nothing cums between me and my Lightspeed.

Lightspeed, take me away!

Lightspeed. Because you're worth it.

Lightspeed - you'll love the way we fly.

Lightspeed - flying the friendly skies.

Lightspeed - it keeps going, and going, and ...

Lightspeed - we bring good things to life.

Come to where the money is. Come to Lightspeed country.

(Okay I've got work to do, lol...)

Thumbelina · 03-10-2003, 09:45 AM

e=m(lightspeed)2

ejaculation = (muffs)(lightspeed)squared

Some light physics banter.( I could't get the "squared factor" right)

Monique Niccole · 03-10-2003, 09:54 AM

Better living through Lightspeed.

Put some Lightspeed in your tank.

Lightspeed is good for you.

Only Lightspeed would do this.

So Lightspeed.

Lightspeed: We?re already there.

Lightspeed: Dare us.

Lightspeed: Get in.

fatal attraction · 03-10-2003, 12:01 PM

Behold The Power Of Lightspeed!!!!

12clicks · 03-10-2003, 12:07 PM

Lightspeed, our anal warts are in remission
Lightspeed, today's "new coke"
Lightspeed, 19th century technology today.
Lightspeed, we're more than just a couple of gay guys
Lightspeed, more than just tits on a bull
Lightspeed, better than a tricked out pacer.

Wow, this could be fun

gripcash · 03-10-2003, 12:21 PM

Lightspeed - maker of a module array ASIC.
(See lightspeed.com to get that one.)

Lightspeed - 299,292,458 clicks/second

Here's a bad physics joke:

A neutron walks into a bar, he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him and says "For you, no charge."

And a worse one:
Heisenburg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says " Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am."

While i'm way off topic.. here's a photo of a coconut:

Nasty D · 03-10-2003, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bored
Masturbate @ light speed

SteveLightspeed · 03-10-2003, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nasty D

Dude your banner looks like that girl is pulling her tongue out of her mouth... yuck!

Rich · 03-10-2003, 01:35 PM

funny shit

"Silly Rabbit, Lightspeed is for Kids." might get you into a little trouble.

Nasty D · 03-10-2003, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed

Dude your banner looks like that girl is pulling her tongue out of her mouth... yuck!

Wow the watermelon did look like her tounge....looks better in full screen video, anyways back to Red Star Cash for now until I replace it with Lightspeed Cash.

NetRodent · 03-10-2003, 02:13 PM

Lightspeed, for all your 2000 parts.

zip · 03-10-2003, 03:11 PM

lightspeed, the place for your seed....

AdultNex · 03-10-2003, 03:14 PM

Lightspeed: Fast. Quick. Fast.

smut monger · 03-10-2003, 03:27 PM

Light. Speed. Cash.

SteveLightspeed · 03-11-2003, 02:30 AM

How about this one:

"Fi' Li'spe' sammiches foe only fi' niney fi'!" (think Ray Charles)

Serge Litehead · 03-11-2003, 03:02 AM

Carrie

12clicks made my day

lagwagon · 03-11-2003, 03:10 AM

virgins that bleed, only at lightspeed!

ick. that is gross stuff. i need to stop drinking.

lagwagon · 03-11-2003, 03:11 AM

stop listening to creed, turn up the lightspeed.

ah ah what about that one?

lagwagon · 03-11-2003, 03:12 AM

pull down your pants and do the deed, wax that ass with lightspeed.

03-10-2003, 09:36 AM	#52
NoCarrier We need more free porn Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 16,356	Lightspeed - That's how fast you will cancel your membership. Just kidding! Lightspeed - We satisfy all your needs, fast. __________________

03-10-2003, 09:45 AM	#54
Thumbelina Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 675	e=m(lightspeed)2 ejaculation = (muffs)(lightspeed)squared Some light physics banter.( I could't get the "squared factor" right) __________________ <a href="http://www.bimbolinks.com"><img src="http://www.12circle.com/banners/bimbo_120x60.jpg"border="0"></a><BR>

03-10-2003, 12:07 PM	#57
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,787	Lightspeed, our anal warts are in remission Lightspeed, today's "new coke" Lightspeed, 19th century technology today. Lightspeed, we're more than just a couple of gay guys Lightspeed, more than just tits on a bull Lightspeed, better than a tricked out pacer. Wow, this could be fun __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

03-10-2003, 02:13 PM	#63
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	Lightspeed, for all your 2000 parts. __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

03-10-2003, 03:27 PM	#66
smut monger Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 211	Light. Speed. Cash. __________________ PRO LIFE

03-10-2003, 09:24 AM	#51
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	I forgot that's my motto as well :-))

03-10-2003, 09:40 AM	#53
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	One half of our brains tied behind our backs just to make it fair... Lightspeed. We are a part of the Lightspeed Nation. Got Lightspeed? You've come a long way, Lightspeed. When you care enough to smoke the very best... Lightspeed. Lightspeed. The quicker picker-upper. They counted on Lightspeed to be passive. They counted wrong. Just Lightspeed it. Lightspeed. We try harder. Lightspeed, the reason for your erection. You're in good hands with Lightspeed. I Lightspeed, therefore I am. Lightspeed saves. What would Lightspeed do? Lightspeed. Don't leave home without it. Lightspeed - we try harder. Nothing cums between me and my Lightspeed. Lightspeed, take me away! Lightspeed. Because you're worth it. Lightspeed - you'll love the way we fly. Lightspeed - flying the friendly skies. Lightspeed - it keeps going, and going, and ... Lightspeed - we bring good things to life. Come to where the money is. Come to Lightspeed country. (Okay I've got work to do, lol...)

03-10-2003, 09:54 AM	#55
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	Better living through Lightspeed. Put some Lightspeed in your tank. Lightspeed is good for you. Only Lightspeed would do this. So Lightspeed. Lightspeed: We?re already there. Lightspeed: Dare us. Lightspeed: Get in.

03-10-2003, 12:01 PM	#56
fatal attraction Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: where ever he is! Posts: 6,522	Behold The Power Of Lightspeed!!!!

03-10-2003, 12:21 PM	#58
gripcash Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: CA Posts: 154	Lightspeed - maker of a module array ASIC. (See lightspeed.com to get that one.) Lightspeed - 299,292,458 clicks/second Here's a bad physics joke: A neutron walks into a bar, he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him and says "For you, no charge." And a worse one: Heisenburg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says " Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am." While i'm way off topic.. here's a photo of a coconut:

03-10-2003, 01:35 PM	#61
Rich So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 11,486	funny shit "Silly Rabbit, Lightspeed is for Kids." might get you into a little trouble.

03-10-2003, 03:11 PM	#64
zip Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: under the bridge Posts: 567	lightspeed, the place for your seed....

03-10-2003, 03:14 PM	#65
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	Lightspeed: Fast. Quick. Fast.

03-11-2003, 02:30 AM	#67
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	How about this one: "Fi' Li'spe' sammiches foe only fi' niney fi'!" (think Ray Charles) __________________ Abra-cadabra!

03-11-2003, 03:02 AM	#68
Serge Litehead Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Behind the scenes Posts: 5,190	Carrie 12clicks made my day __________________ SilverCrocodile.com Adult web design since '05

03-11-2003, 03:10 AM	#69
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	virgins that bleed, only at lightspeed! ick. that is gross stuff. i need to stop drinking. __________________ FTVGirls - FTVMilfs - DanielleFTV

03-11-2003, 03:11 AM	#70
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	stop listening to creed, turn up the lightspeed. ah ah what about that one?

03-11-2003, 03:12 AM	#71
lagwagon Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: az Posts: 8,464	pull down your pants and do the deed, wax that ass with lightspeed.