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Here's a bad physics joke:
A neutron walks into a bar, he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him and says "For you, no charge."
And a worse one:
Heisenburg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says " Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am."
While i'm way off topic.. here's a photo of a coconut:
