Whats The Most Confusing Movie You've Ever Seen? - GoFuckYourself.com

BBW Nina · 03-09-2003, 03:37 PM

For Me It Was Vanilla Sky. That Movie Totally Confused Me And My Husband.

Nina

Pipecrew · 03-09-2003, 03:37 PM

yeah that movie sucked ass

xanx · 03-09-2003, 03:38 PM

Magnolia kinda confused me but I liked it anyway

Tala · 03-09-2003, 03:38 PM

Being John Malkovich.

THAT was a weird damn movie.

FetishTemptress · 03-09-2003, 03:41 PM

Nina you told me it wasnt any good so I didnt watch it...
Thats what is so good about living together...

FT**

corvette · 03-09-2003, 03:41 PM

eyes wide shut

it was good, but it seemed like we just got to see the first half

hybrid · 03-09-2003, 03:41 PM

Lost Highway

asuna · 03-09-2003, 03:42 PM

Bambi

Hamlet · 03-09-2003, 03:42 PM

memento - but in a good way

Dawgy · 03-09-2003, 03:43 PM

goldmember

03-09-2003, 03:44 PM

bah, Vanilla Sky was simple as HELL! if you want a complicated movie, and I MEAN A REAL COMPLICATED MOVIE, go watch MULHOLLAND DRIVE =)

Paul Markham · 03-09-2003, 03:44 PM

If I see anything with Claude Van Damm in.

I'm totally confused why the fuck I'm watching the crap.

maxjohan · 03-09-2003, 03:46 PM

John Malkovich and American Pshyko.

Anyone figure them out?

Libertine · 03-09-2003, 03:47 PM

Lost Highway, most likely. Although Ichi the Killer also is confusing, but in a different way.

Serge_Oprano · 03-09-2003, 03:48 PM

Bugs Bunny

FATPad · 03-09-2003, 03:50 PM

Eye Of The Beholder.

Completely pointless from start to finish. When we got done watching it, we looked at each other and were like, "wtf?"

EscortBiz · 03-09-2003, 03:53 PM

Hiest

MissEve · 03-09-2003, 03:57 PM

Mulholland Drive!

Dildozer · 03-09-2003, 03:57 PM

Akira was confusing the first time i saw it

kveldulv · 03-09-2003, 03:58 PM

The David Lynch film "Eraserhead" ; Not as much confusing as totally spun.

If you want confusing watch some Anime titled "Cowboy Bebop"

sandz · 03-09-2003, 04:01 PM

the cube and probably eyes wide shut

sternyduke · 03-09-2003, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
bah, Vanilla Sky was simple as HELL! if you want a complicated movie, and I MEAN A REAL COMPLICATED MOVIE, go watch MULHOLLAND DRIVE =)

yeah that movie was fucked up. that homeless dude behind the diner gave me nightmares...

AdultNex · 03-09-2003, 04:04 PM

Minority Report

lagwagon · 03-09-2003, 04:07 PM

Ernest saves christmas.

thatdykeliz · 03-09-2003, 04:08 PM

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Originally posted by Hamlet
memento - but in a good way

Absofuckinlutely. It didn't hurt that I saw it when I was going through a stage of really bad dissociative episodes, so I really felt for that poor guy. At least I don't have to fucking tattoo stuff to remember on my arms...watching that made me feel better about my sucky life.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 03-09-2003, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by hybrid
Lost Highway

Yeah, David Lynch is a weird muthafucka, Blue Velvet was a bit off key as well

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 03-09-2003, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by maxjohan
John Malkovich and American Pshyko.

Anyone figure them out?

You gotta read American Psycho to understand it

It was all in his head. Even in the movie, you notice when he says things people dont react to him, its all in his head...

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 03-09-2003, 04:20 PM

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Originally posted by Dildozer
Akira was confusing the first time i saw it

I watched that last night! its so much on DVD then VHS, heh

Zebra · 03-09-2003, 04:22 PM

Event Horizon - Walked out of the theater wondering "whtat the fuck was that". Felt like 2 hours of my life wasted. Drove home and found out my house had burnt down. Nothing worse than having your house burn down while you are watching a crappy movie.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 03-09-2003, 04:22 PM

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Originally posted by MissEve
Mulholland Drive!

Basically the movie is in 2 parts...the first 2/3rds of the movie and the last third. The last third was "reality", and before the blonde killed herself she had this fantasy of how it would have been prevented *her killing the brunette* and how she would have preferred it, make sense?

alcorp · 03-09-2003, 04:23 PM

Whatched Natural Born Killers this afternoon , wtf ? and also Fight Club , both shite.

Jakke PNG · 03-09-2003, 04:25 PM

I don't think I've been confused by a movie.. ever.

Maybe confused in a way "Why in the fuck they make this crap", but that's all.

SilverTab · 03-09-2003, 04:25 PM

American Psycho...but I tought it was good...

Jak · 03-09-2003, 04:28 PM

Vanilla Sky? The Cube? Magnolia? Eyes Wide Shut? Those excellent specimens of film confused some of you? You want confusing? Try...

Dream a Little Dream.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 03-09-2003, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I don't think I've been confused by a movie.. ever.

Maybe confused in a way "Why in the fuck they make this crap", but that's all.

Yeah, thats how I feft about AI.

Crap crap it is

ldinternet · 03-09-2003, 04:32 PM

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Originally posted by SilverTab
American Psycho...but I tought it was good...

Yeah, the ending was weird.

Zoe_Zoebaboe · 03-09-2003, 04:33 PM

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Originally posted by ldinternet

Yeah, the ending was weird.

Christian Bale makes a sexy Patrick Bateman

mmmm

sonomasnap · 03-09-2003, 04:34 PM

American Psycho is not confusing but is hilarious. Gotta love the Huey Lewis commentary as he gets ready to whack his company. Fight club also very funny but not confusing at the end. It is all nicely packaged for you in the last scene. Anything buy Lynch is in the running.

Liquid Sky is pretty fucked up. Mini aliens that come down to earth and shoot people in the head with little crystals when they are having an orgasm to get the endorphines in their brains.

Another great, bizarre movie is Plan 10 from outerspace. A total spoof on Mormons and their belief in the angel Moroni-from outerspace, who is the translator of the book of Mormon. Funny, bizarre and pretty true to whacked out Mormon beliefs.

jim manly · 03-09-2003, 04:34 PM

American Psycho I couldn't follow through with it at all, maybe I'm stupid.
At the end his lawyer cleans up all the -blank- for him so he wont get caught?
Damn what a good lawyer!

Hope I didn't give away the ending too much.

mrthumbs · 03-09-2003, 04:35 PM

those disney classics

SoulJah · 03-09-2003, 04:39 PM

The Royal Tenenbaums was confusing as hell.

Kat - Fast · 03-09-2003, 04:40 PM

Jacob's Ladder

SilverTab · 03-09-2003, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by jim manly
American Psycho I couldn't follow through with it at all, maybe I'm stupid.
At the end his lawyer cleans up all the -blank- for him so he wont get caught?
Damn what a good lawyer!

Hope I didn't give away the ending too much.

Hmm nah I don't think that it's that....
But again, hard to discuss it without giving away the ending

Paul Markham · 03-09-2003, 04:47 PM

Now I'm confused.

Why do you sit through a movie you do not understand?

Hoping the ending, of the 100 minutes complete babble, is going to make it all make sense.

What they lock your car up until the end of the film or just to tight to get up and walk out?

IndiaWebb · 03-09-2003, 04:47 PM

Damn, I love most of the movies on this list, lol (Fight Club, Royal Tannenbaums, Memento... )

I have to agree about Lost Highway, tho. A few scenes were fun and creepy, but I was absolutely puzzled by the ending. Wandered out of the theatre half-wondering if they'd forgotten a reel.

I strongly suspect that Eyes Wide Shut was put together after Kubric's death out of raw footage, and that they never finished shooting. Check out the sex party... half the dialogue is very obviously over-dubbed. Man, why didn't they just bill it as an unfinished work? The way they cobbled it together fucking stunk.

Indy

gothweb · 03-09-2003, 04:57 PM

Vanilla Sky? That was nothing. Very simple... Confusing until they reveal what's going on, but then it fits together prefectly. Great film, I was very pleasantly surprised. Thought it would be a crappy Tom Cruise romance flick.

Minority Report taxed my brain at times, because of the questions it raises about future knowledge and backwards causation. Not really overly confusing, though, just enough to be challenging and fun.

You want a confusing movie? Try Lost Highway. Or Eyes Wid Shut. Or, for the greatesy mystery of all times, Scary Movie 2. I still don't understand how I sat through that hour and a half of shit.

oscer · 03-09-2003, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by BBW Nina
For Me It Was Vanilla Sky. That Movie Totally Confused Me And My Husband.

Nina

12 monkeys

maxjohan · 03-09-2003, 05:06 PM

Thanks Zoe, know I can tell all my friends I have figure it out.

Its all in my head

SilverTab · 03-09-2003, 05:17 PM

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Originally posted by oscer

12 monkeys

Awesome movie!

lilmia · 03-09-2003, 05:21 PM

Definately Memento!

Vanilla Sky was confusing until the end...but it was a good movie.

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buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	bah, Vanilla Sky was simple as HELL! if you want a complicated movie, and I MEAN A REAL COMPLICATED MOVIE, go watch MULHOLLAND DRIVE =)

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alcorp Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bolton UK Posts: 65	Whatched Natural Born Killers this afternoon , wtf ? and also Fight Club , both shite.

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I don't think I've been confused by a movie.. ever. Maybe confused in a way "Why in the fuck they make this crap", but that's all. __________________ ..and I'm off.

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Jak So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: ripenedpeach.com Posts: 1,143	Vanilla Sky? The Cube? Magnolia? Eyes Wide Shut? Those excellent specimens of film confused some of you? You want confusing? Try... Dream a Little Dream.

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sonomasnap Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 410	American Psycho is not confusing but is hilarious. Gotta love the Huey Lewis commentary as he gets ready to whack his company. Fight club also very funny but not confusing at the end. It is all nicely packaged for you in the last scene. Anything buy Lynch is in the running. Liquid Sky is pretty fucked up. Mini aliens that come down to earth and shoot people in the head with little crystals when they are having an orgasm to get the endorphines in their brains. Another great, bizarre movie is Plan 10 from outerspace. A total spoof on Mormons and their belief in the angel Moroni-from outerspace, who is the translator of the book of Mormon. Funny, bizarre and pretty true to whacked out Mormon beliefs.

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jim manly Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tacoma, WA Posts: 605	American Psycho I couldn't follow through with it at all, maybe I'm stupid. At the end his lawyer cleans up all the -blank- for him so he wont get caught? Damn what a good lawyer! Hope I didn't give away the ending too much. __________________

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IndiaWebb Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 18	Damn, I love most of the movies on this list, lol (Fight Club, Royal Tannenbaums, Memento... ) I have to agree about Lost Highway, tho. A few scenes were fun and creepy, but I was absolutely puzzled by the ending. Wandered out of the theatre half-wondering if they'd forgotten a reel. I strongly suspect that Eyes Wide Shut was put together after Kubric's death out of raw footage, and that they never finished shooting. Check out the sex party... half the dialogue is very obviously over-dubbed. Man, why didn't they just bill it as an unfinished work? The way they cobbled it together fucking stunk. Indy