Have you had ever had sex, and regretted it even as it was happening?

[Lichen]

I once had a woman go down on me in my car in the parking lot of an IHOP. On a scale of 1-10, she was maybe a 5 or 6, but pretty dumb and talked too much. I didn't like her, but I was haf-drunk. At the time, I remember thinking, "Hey, I really don't want to be doing this."

I'm pretty sure the people inside the restaurant could see us. But that still didn't stop me.

Holy cow. What's wrong with us guys?

[johnnyloadproductions]

I'm a lot more health conscious now, but it's going in barebacked, fortunately I haven't done that much. I'd never want genital herpes, yuck!

[L-Pink]

I'm a lot more health conscious now, but it's going in barebacked, fortunately I haven't done that much. I'd never want genital herpes again, yuck!

Fixed it for you. lol

[Lichen]

I'm a lot more health conscious now, but it's going in barebacked, fortunately I haven't done that much. I'd never want genital herpes, yuck!

2/3 of the world's population have herpes. It's no big deal.

[RyuLion]

Nope never, I always plan it and get her tested before..
It's called paying for it for 18 years.
or
HIV is NOT worth the 1-3 hours of pleasure..

[johnnyloadproductions]

Fixed it for you. lol

I wouldn't care as much, but herpes isn't curable, it's always there. I just remember a girl I had sex with a condom with that did some porn shoots. The producer that did a handjob scene with her had her insert his penis in her vagina. He texted me that she tested positive for chlamydia, I was really glad I had only kissed her on the lips and used a condom, because I didn't catch it!



It was this girl, paid $200 and I tipped her $7, told her to go to McDonalds and replenish those calories she burned while I was fuckin' her! :

[kane]

I didn't have sex with her, but I regretted being in the moment with her.

Here's the story.

I moved into this new apartment (this was about 15 years ago) and one early evening I came home and the apartment was so hot from being closed up all that summer day it was like stepping into an oven. So I opened the windows, put fans in the windows and decided to walk across the street to this little hole in the wall bar and have a beer while it cooled off.

While there I start talking to this woman. She was older than me, but it was hard to say by how much. I buy her a couple of beers and after a few hours she says, "You are a nice, respectful guy." I thank her for saying so then she says, "You must never have sex." I tell her I do okay and ask why she would think that. She proceeds to tell me nice guys don't get laid as much. She then tells me she would go home with me if I asked. So I asked and we walk back to my apartment.

Back at my place we start making out and she unzips my pants to get at my junk. I need to pee so I tell her I will be right back and go to the bathroom. When I walk back out into the living room a minute later she is standing there bare ass naked. The problem was that her body was covered in sores. There were dozens of them from her neck to her feet. They ranged in size from about a dime to about a 50 cent piece. They were scabbed up and nasty.

I instantly zipped up and decided I didn't want any of that. I told her I was sorry, but couldn't do this. I made up an excuse and tried to be nice, but she got angry and started calling me names so I eventually told her I didn't want to fuck her because she was covered in scabs and had God only knows what kind of nasty disease running though her veins. She then starts crying and sits down on the couch.

For the next 30 minutes she proceeded to tell me how she has ruined her life and drinks until she passes out every night.

I never went back to that bar.

[phypon]

You mean like when you're in the middle of the "deed" and all you're thinking about is you can't fucking wait to take a shower? Nope, never been there...I swear...


@kane - damn! talk about dodging a bullet. I hope you got a new couch after that.

[CurrentlySober]

i have never had sex... but one day, i hope i do....

[phypon]

i have never had sex... but one day, i hope i do....

You can't afford sex

[LightscapeMedia]

I'm a lot more health conscious now, but it's going in barebacked, fortunately I haven't done that much. I'd never want genital herpes, yuck!

If I had to pick an STD to have, I think it would be herpes.. Doesn't kill you or your sex life completely.

[CurrentlySober]

You can't afford sex

I'm saving up to pay for a pro....

[Klen]

Nope never, I always plan it and get her tested before..
It's called paying for it for 18 years.
or
HIV is NOT worth the 1-3 hours of pleasure..

But you do know you can get HIV from ass eating

[Klen]

I didn't have sex with her, but I regretted being in the moment with her.

Here's the story.

I moved into this new apartment (this was about 15 years ago) and one early evening I came home and the apartment was so hot from being closed up all that summer day it was like stepping into an oven. So I opened the windows, put fans in the windows and decided to walk across the street to this little hole in the wall bar and have a beer while it cooled off.

While there I start talking to this woman. She was older than me, but it was hard to say by how much. I buy her a couple of beers and after a few hours she says, "You are a nice, respectful guy." I thank her for saying so then she says, "You must never have sex." I tell her I do okay and ask why she would think that. She proceeds to tell me nice guys don't get laid as much. She then tells me she would go home with me if I asked. So I asked and we walk back to my apartment.

Back at my place we start making out and she unzips my pants to get at my junk. I need to pee so I tell her I will be right back and go to the bathroom. When I walk back out into the living room a minute later she is standing there bare ass naked. The problem was that her body was covered in sores. There were dozens of them from her neck to her feet. They ranged in size from about a dime to about a 50 cent piece. They were scabbed up and nasty.

I instantly zipped up and decided I didn't want any of that. I told her I was sorry, but couldn't do this. I made up an excuse and tried to be nice, but she got angry and started calling me names so I eventually told her I didn't want to fuck her because she was covered in scabs and had God only knows what kind of nasty disease running though her veins. She then starts crying and sits down on the couch.

For the next 30 minutes she proceeded to tell me how she has ruined her life and drinks until she passes out every night.

I never went back to that bar.

Lol,story of the year

[Profits of Doom]

I didn't have sex with her, but I regretted being in the moment with her.

Here's the story.

I moved into this new apartment (this was about 15 years ago) and one early evening I came home and the apartment was so hot from being closed up all that summer day it was like stepping into an oven. So I opened the windows, put fans in the windows and decided to walk across the street to this little hole in the wall bar and have a beer while it cooled off.

While there I start talking to this woman. She was older than me, but it was hard to say by how much. I buy her a couple of beers and after a few hours she says, "You are a nice, respectful guy." I thank her for saying so then she says, "You must never have sex." I tell her I do okay and ask why she would think that. She proceeds to tell me nice guys don't get laid as much. She then tells me she would go home with me if I asked. So I asked and we walk back to my apartment.

Back at my place we start making out and she unzips my pants to get at my junk. I need to pee so I tell her I will be right back and go to the bathroom. When I walk back out into the living room a minute later she is standing there bare ass naked. The problem was that her body was covered in sores. There were dozens of them from her neck to her feet. They ranged in size from about a dime to about a 50 cent piece. They were scabbed up and nasty.

I instantly zipped up and decided I didn't want any of that. I told her I was sorry, but couldn't do this. I made up an excuse and tried to be nice, but she got angry and started calling me names so I eventually told her I didn't want to fuck her because she was covered in scabs and had God only knows what kind of nasty disease running though her veins. She then starts crying and sits down on the couch.

For the next 30 minutes she proceeded to tell me how she has ruined her life and drinks until she passes out every night.

I never went back to that bar.

I hope you get a lot of writing work on here, cause you really are a talented storyteller...

[Shedevils]

Sure, I've actually faked orgasm so I could save the juice up for the better girl.

[bushwacker]

I hope you get a lot of writing work on here, cause you really are a talented storyteller...

No matter what the topic he always has a story, I swear to god he makes everything up.
But yeah he is a very good storyteller.

[WDF]

Only when I fap!!

Being an old man you got to do something or they get too heavy.

Then you have to tuck them in your socks to keep them from getting rug burn, dirty, or stepping on them.



I, also, have a bridge for sale if anyone is interested!!!!!?????

[OneHungLo]

I wouldn't care as much, but herpes isn't curable, it's always there. I just remember a girl I had sex with a condom with that did some porn shoots. The producer that did a handjob scene with her had her insert his penis in her vagina. He texted me that she tested positive for chlamydia, I was really glad I had only kissed her on the lips and used a condom, because I didn't catch it!



It was this girl, paid $200 and I tipped her $7, told her to go to McDonalds and replenish those calories she burned while I was fuckin' her! :

Like i'm sure she wanted that aired out in public. Good way to catch a lawsuit.

[georgeyw]

Only when I fap!!

Being an old man you got to do something or they get too heavy.

Then you have to tuck them in your socks to keep them from getting rug burn, dirty, or stepping on them.



I, also, have a bridge for sale if anyone is interested!!!!!?????

What are you talking about?

[Chosen]

No

[Rochard]

There is no such thing as bad sex.

[johnnyloadproductions]

Like i'm sure she wanted that aired out in public. Good way to catch a lawsuit.

Libel? Pah! Leaze! Going on 3 years, I snapped that pic right before we had sex!
She'll never find out, a mixed latina girl caught in the destitute fray of Las Angeles, very unlikely!

[American Psycho]

Libel? Pah! Leaze! Going on 3 years, I snapped that pic right before we had sex!
She'll never find out, a mixed latina girl caught in the destitute fray of Las Angeles, very unlikely!

she's prob got 5 kids and no internet service or in jail for being a drug mule.

[SBJ]

Never during sex but MANY times in my 20's I woke up next to "something" and told myself.. "I'll never drink that much again!"

[marcop]

Sure, I've actually faked orgasm so I could save the juice up for the better girl.

I've faked orgasms several times with women. If you're wearing a condom, it's easy to hide the fact you didn't pop.

[Lichen]

Regretted having sex? No. Regretted going down on a girl? Yes. I actually went into the washroom and vomited afterwards. I tried to cover the sound with the fan and running water but she had to hear me. I sometimes get a memory of the taste to this day and start to dry heave for a few seconds.

what happened? did she have disgusting pussy?

[InfoGuy]

Like i'm sure she wanted that aired out in public. Good way to catch a lawsuit.

There's no sense suing someone like johnnyloadproductions because there's no money in it.



My office setup, can you one-up me?

[johnnyloadproductions]

she's prob got 5 kids and no internet service or in jail for being a drug mule.

Already had a kid at this time... and it was... somewhere else far away...
She told me that because her tits used to be bigger before she breastfed.

This girl's cousin and aunt were downstairs watching American Idol while she was fucking me for $200. Good times!

[ErectMedia]

After I've nutted I've been like why in the hell did I do this bitch. But during the course of action I've already convinced myself it's going down so don't think much during except where am I dropping the goo.

[Spunky]

Regretted having sex? No. Regretted going down on a girl? Yes. I actually went into the washroom and vomited afterwards. I tried to cover the sound with the fan and running water but she had to hear me. I sometimes get a memory of the taste to this day and start to dry heave for a few seconds.

I instantly go limp if her snapper smells like fish

[InfoGuy]

Yes it was just rancid. It was like a hairy rat died and was left out in the sun and a homeless man pissed on it for 2 days, then I ripped the carcass open and began to lick the insides of the piss-soaked rat. It really bothered me because she knew I had been trying to get in her pants for 2 weeks and that is how she showed up at my house. Clean yourself up a bit first for Pete's sake.I never seen her again after that night.

Maybe she ate lots of asparagus that day?

[bhutocracy]

If I had to pick an STD to have, I think it would be herpes.. Doesn't kill you or your sex life completely.

I would have picked one of the curable ones but each to his own.

[The Porn Nerd]

Well....not really....but I do remember getting a blowjob from a street walker back in the '80's. Saw her strolling down 8th Avenue in NYC, back when Hell's Kitchen was pre-Disney (in other words, sleazy and awesome). She says she will blow me for $10 so we go into a parking lot. This is 3 in the afternoon.

We go a couple rows deep into the parking lot, she squats down, unzips me and goes to town. Wow! This chick had amazing skills! So I reach down and feel...a slightly fuzzy chn. Hmmm....ok well but um hmmm....I'm about fifteen seconds from exploding into this "chick's" mouth so I explain (lie?) to myself that this is just a hairy Hispanic hooker. Nothing to get alarmed about. But I'm thinking 'Maybe this isn't such a good id-" SPLOOGE!

Hmmm...."she" stands up with my dead babies oozing down her chin so I couldn't really see how hairy that thing was...oh the memories! Damn you for making me relive this "incident". Where do I send the therapy bills? Oy vey.

[johnnyloadproductions]

Hmmm...."she" stands up with my dead babies oozing down her chin so I couldn't really see how hairy that thing was...oh the memories!

Try everything once. Sucked off by a homo friend, that's how I know I'm not gay!

[InfoGuy]

Well....not really....but I do remember getting a blowjob from a street walker back in the '80's. Saw her strolling down 8th Avenue in NYC, back when Hell's Kitchen was pre-Disney (in other words, sleazy and awesome). She says she will blow me for $10 so we go into a parking lot. This is 3 in the afternoon.

We go a couple rows deep into the parking lot, she squats down, unzips me and goes to town. Wow! This chick had amazing skills! So I reach down and feel...a slightly fuzzy chn. Hmmm....ok well but um hmmm....I'm about fifteen seconds from exploding into this "chick's" mouth so I explain (lie?) to myself that this is just a hairy Hispanic hooker. Nothing to get alarmed about. But I'm thinking 'Maybe this isn't such a good id-" SPLOOGE!

Hmmm...."she" stands up with my dead babies oozing down her chin so I couldn't really see how hairy that thing was...oh the memories! Damn you for making me relive this "incident". Where do I send the therapy bills? Oy vey.

Maybe it was too early to see the 5'o clock shadow, but at 3pm, you should have seen his adam's apple.

[brassmonkey]

There's no sense suing someone like johnnyloadproductions because there's no money in it.



My office setup, can you one-up me?

[CDSmith]

Never during sex but MANY times in my 20's I woke up next to "something" and told myself.. "I'll never drink that much again!"

That's the spirit.

You're not a man unless you've done at least a couple of coyote uglies in your life.

[CDSmith]

Yes it was just rancid. It was like a hairy rat died and was left out in the sun and a homeless man pissed on it for 2 days, then I ripped the carcass open and began to lick the insides of the piss-soaked rat. It really bothered me because she knew I had been trying to get in her pants for 2 weeks and that is how she showed up at my house. Clean yourself up a bit first for Pete's sake.I never seen her again after that night.

Props to you for going through with it. A lesser man would have puked right on her puss-puss.