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FetishTemptress · 03-09-2003, 01:00 PM

Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

About 45 minutes!!

FT**

Wilbo · 03-09-2003, 01:02 PM

A blowjob

Libertine · 03-09-2003, 01:04 PM

The first gets laid regularly, the second doesn't?

Beastiepoo · 03-09-2003, 01:05 PM

Ok, I'll give the cheesy and sensitive answer.

There is very little difference between a boyfriend and a husband if he is 'the one'. The biggest difference is the absence of a wedding ring in the former.

iroc409 · 03-09-2003, 01:06 PM

yay beer!

FetishTemptress · 03-09-2003, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FetishTemptress
Whats the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

About 45 minutes!!

FT**

anwer: about 45 minutes

dont you all see the answer is my first post

FT**

asuna · 03-09-2003, 01:13 PM

The difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
about 45 pounds!

FetishTemptress · 03-09-2003, 01:15 PM

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare

FT**

FetishTemptress · 03-09-2003, 01:18 PM

Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?

A. For traction in the mud.

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Loch · 03-09-2003, 01:24 PM

A piece of legal paper and a hole lot of bulshit?

Toker · 03-09-2003, 01:54 PM

AdultNex · 03-09-2003, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?

A. For traction in the mud.

Snake Doctor · 03-09-2003, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
The difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
about 45 pounds!

OUCH!!!! Score one for the guys

foreverjason · 03-09-2003, 02:29 PM

Quote:

The difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 45 Pounds

Lol good one!

Kanoealoha · 03-09-2003, 02:33 PM

Nothing...one way or the other bf or husband they still suck

Kanoealoha · 03-09-2003, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
The difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
about 45 pounds!

Ha, guys are already fat when you marry them

CrazyNakedChick · 03-09-2003, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo
Ok, I'll give the cheesy and sensitive answer.

There is very little difference between a boyfriend and a husband if he is 'the one'. The biggest difference is the absence of a wedding ring in the former.

touche'.

i'm of the belief marriage is just a piece of paper. soul mates is soul mates, regardless of legal labels.

Tala · 03-09-2003, 02:36 PM

What's the difference in a Sailor's wife and a Marine's girlfriend?

None. Same chick.

xxxinnovations · 03-09-2003, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo
Ok, I'll give the cheesy and sensitive answer.

There is very little difference between a boyfriend and a husband if he is 'the one'. The biggest difference is the absence of a wedding ring in the former.

yeah, that's pretty damn cheesy

alcorp · 03-09-2003, 06:19 PM

Reminds me of the joke about the couple thats been married for ten years , the wife is pestering her husband for a boob job , he tells her she doesn't need one , but she keeps on at him , so he suggests to her that she tries rubbing them with toilet paper , why , she asks , will that work , well he says , it worked on your ass .

Sarah_Jayne · 03-09-2003, 06:25 PM

my husband is the one I love and lives with me...my boyfriend only goes to concerts with me and ocassionally stays here for a couple hours ;)

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