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2MuchMark · 05-24-2014, 06:49 AM

http://news.distractify.com/people/f...all-time-ever/

armysmoke · 05-24-2014, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

http://news.distractify.com/people/f...all-time-ever/

That was good.

seeandsee · 05-24-2014, 06:58 AM

LOL funny and fake

dyna mo · 05-24-2014, 07:07 AM

yes, All of canadians are warm and fuzzy.

SilentKnight · 05-24-2014, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

yes, All of canadians are warm and fuzzy.

~Ray · 05-24-2014, 08:19 AM

funny stuff

2MuchMark · 05-24-2014, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

yes, All of canadians are warm and fuzzy.

Nah. Tons of assholes here, too.

;)

Bryan G · 05-24-2014, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

yes, All of canadians are warm and fuzzy.

We don't fuck around when it comes to hockey lol.

romeo22 · 05-24-2014, 09:23 AM

loll some great once in there.Thats Canada

dyna mo · 05-24-2014, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by **********

Nah. Tons of assholes here, too.

;)

we know.

MediaGuy · 05-24-2014, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

yes, All of canadians are warm and fuzzy.

Not at all, when it comes to hockey...

Meanwhile:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisen...nada-in-canada

:D

dyna mo · 05-24-2014, 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MediaGuy

Not at all, when it comes to hockey...

Meanwhile:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisen...nada-in-canada

:D

meanwhile

alias · 05-24-2014, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MediaGuy

:D

Pure Canadian girl power right there!

L-Pink · 05-24-2014, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

http://news.distractify.com/people/f...all-time-ever/

That's some funny shit Mark

.

TrashyGirl · 05-25-2014, 02:55 AM

my boyfriend is half Canadian, luckily for me, it is not his lower half

John-ACWM · 05-26-2014, 02:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

yes, guys with attitude...

NatalieMojoHost · 05-26-2014, 04:23 AM

This one cracked me up

NatalieMojoHost · 05-26-2014, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by TrashyGirl

my boyfriend is half Canadian, luckily for me, it is not his lower half

balint · 05-26-2014, 04:36 AM

I am a little upset! lol that's the best

CyberHustler · 05-26-2014, 04:42 AM

Canadian bacon is some sorry excuse for bacon... it's like a fuckin slice of deli ham my nigga. Like wtf is that about?

Dvae · 05-26-2014, 05:09 AM

Date: Sun, 3 Nov
Ah,yes... O Canada, Our home and native land!

Dear Diary

Aug. 12 - Moved to our new home in Canada. I am so excited. It's so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.

Oct. 14 - Canada -- it is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful countryside and saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the most wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love it here!

Nov. 11 - Remembrance Day. Deer season starts soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous creature. Hope it snows soon. I love it here!

Dec. 2 - It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won). When the snow plough came by we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. I love Canada!

Dec. 12 - More snow last night. The snow plough did his trick again to the driveway. I love it here.

Dec. 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work. It's beautiful here but I'm exhausted from shoveling. F#cking snow plough.

Dec. 22 - More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands and a sore back from shoveling. I think the snow plough hides around the corner until I'm done shoveling the driveway. Asshole.

Dec. 25 - Merry F#cking Christmas! More frigging snow. If I ever get my hands on the sonovabitch who drives the snow plough, I swear I'll kill the bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the f#cking ice.

Dec. 27 - More white shit last night. Been inside for three days now except for shoveling out the driveway after that snow plough goes through every time. Can't go anywhere, the car's stuck in a mountain of white crap and it is so frigging cold. The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the crap again tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?

Dec. 28 - That f#cking weatherman was wrong. We got 34 inches of the crap this time. At this rate it won't melt before summer. The snow plough got stuck up in the road and that bastard came to my door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him that I had already
broken six shovels shoveling out all the crap he had pushed into my driveway, I damn near broke my last one over his f#cking head.

Jan. 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on my way back a damned deer ran in front of the car. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those beasts should be killed. The bastards are everywhere. Wish the hunters had
exterminated them all last November.

May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rusted out from all that salt they put all over the roads.

May 10 - Moved to Florida. I can't imagine why anyone in their right mind would ever want to live in such a God forsaken place as Canada!

michael.kickass · 05-26-2014, 05:28 AM

PR_Glen · 05-26-2014, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TrashyGirl

my boyfriend is half Canadian, luckily for me, it is not his lower half

Yeah, i've read that some girls prefer smaller cocks... good for you.

EngineCash · 05-26-2014, 06:17 AM

Hahahah, great pics...

Best-In-BC · 05-26-2014, 06:24 AM

At least We Are Not Afraid of Black People !

Been down there too many times not to point out the difference ;)

dyna mo · 05-26-2014, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC

At least We Are Not Afraid of Black People !

Been down there too many times not to point out the difference ;)

you might want to dig deeper before you post such nonsense, I was going to post a few quotes and articles re: racism in canada but could not narrow it down, there are so many.

so here's the google.

https://www.google.com/search?q=cand...racism&spell=1

CDSmith · 05-26-2014, 07:07 AM

Best poke fun at the funny Canadians thread EVER!

_Richard_ · 05-26-2014, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

Yeah, i've read that some girls prefer smaller cocks... good for you.

dyna mo · 05-26-2014, 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Best poke fun at the funny Canadians thread EVER!

is that what this is?

********** would post such an abomination? Gotta be a first.

Dvae · 05-26-2014, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

you might want to dig deeper before you post such nonsense, I was going to post a few quotes and articles re: racism in canada but could not narrow it down, there are so many.

so here's the google.

https://www.google.com/search?q=cand...racism&spell=1

Yeah, thats hilarious Canadians are apparently hugely racist!
Especially when trying to get into clubs.

I'm sorry sir you have on running shoes, I can't let you in. unless you are white.

I'm sorry sir you must be 25... unless you are white or a white female in particular when she is 17.

What have you got to say for yourself Mark Prince. Or is this all fake because it wasn't on MSNBC?
Of course I don't expect a response from you, as usual when hit with an ugly truth you run and hide.

PR_Glen · 05-26-2014, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Dvae

Yeah, thats hilarious Canadians are apparently hugely racist!
Especially when trying to get into clubs.

I'm sorry sir you have on running shoes, I can't let you in. unless you are white.

I'm sorry sir you must be 25... unless you are white or a white female in particular when she is 17.

What have you got to say for yourself Mark Prince. Or is this all fake because it wasn't on MSNBC?
Of course I don't expect a response from you, as usual when hit with an ugly truth you run and hide.

saying we are 'hugely racist' is just as stupid as us saying you are 'hugely racist'. Just like any place, there are some shit piles with insecurity issues that need a scapegoat.

Dvae · 05-26-2014, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

saying we are 'hugely racist' is just as stupid as us saying you are 'hugely racist'. Just like any place, there are some shit piles with insecurity issues that need a scapegoat.

All I'm saying is when Best-In-BC implies your shit don't stink I'm saying look closer.

SekobA · 05-26-2014, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by michael.kickass

RebelR · 05-26-2014, 12:25 PM

We are a polite people.. but even we have our sticking points

2MuchMark · 05-26-2014, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

is that what this is?

********** would post such an abomination? Gotta be a first.

I'm sorry.

SilentKnight · 05-26-2014, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae

Yeah, thats hilarious Canadians are apparently hugely racist!
Especially when trying to get into clubs.

I'm sorry sir you have on running shoes, I can't let you in. unless you are white.

I'm sorry sir you must be 25... unless you are white or a white female in particular when she is 17.

What have you got to say for yourself Mark Prince. Or is this all fake because it wasn't on MSNBC?
Of course I don't expect a response from you, as usual when hit with an ugly truth you run and hide.

There's no racial profiling in Canada.

We call it "an educated guess."

2MuchMark · 05-26-2014, 08:37 PM

Ok people look. It's ok for us Canadians to make fun of other Canadians, but its NOT ok for Americans to make fun of Canadians. Don't fucking piss us off, ok? We're fucking sensitive, goddammit!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-26-2014, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

It's ok for us Canadians to make fun of other Canadians, but its NOT ok for Americans to make fun of Canadians. Don't fucking piss us off, ok?

We're fucking sensitive, goddammit!

Canadian profiling:

ADG

MediaGuy · 05-27-2014, 06:38 PM

LOL Loving this!

www.cracked.com/funny-900-canada/

Excerpt:

Quote:

Scenario 3: The Dick-Measuring Contest at the bar

Perplexed American: I bet I'm bigger than you, buddy!

Canadian: Ha! Not fuckin' likely, my friend.

Perplexed American: I'm dangling at 7! No way you're bigger than that!

Canadian: Only 7? Man, I feel sorry for you! I'm 18 long.

(Shocked silence)

Perplexed American: There's no fuckin' way!

Perplexed Canadian: Why? 18 is about average for Canadian men.

(Extended shocked silence)

Perplexed American: There's no way that's true! Let me see it, then. I want to know if you're shitting me or not.

Canadian (shrugs): Fine. Let's go to the can and I'll show you.

In the can:

Perplexed American (drops trou): There! See! That's a real cock! Let's see this "majestic wang" of yours.

Canadian (shrugs): Okay. (Drops trou). See? All 18 of it.

Perplexed American: What? Yours looks like the same size as mine! What kind of bullshit are you trying to pull here?

Canadian (a look of comprehension spreads on his face): Oh! I get it now! You see, in Canada, we use centimetres-

Perplexed American (sweaty and slack-jawed): Nevermind. Let's fuck.

:D

CDSmith · 05-27-2014, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

but its NOT ok for Americans to make fun of Canadians.

Just crawl out from under a rock did you?

Because...and this may come as a shock to some... but Americans have been giving Canadians the gears since I can remember, and my memory stems from the early 60's. Trust me, it's been going on way longer than that.

I've rather grown to be quite amused by most of the stupid shit they tend to say about us. Most of it is so far off the mark it's hilarious, but some of it really isn't. But even the stuff that's true is still funny.

In short, Canadians are funny.

But like George Thorogood once said.... "Everybody funny. Now you funny too."

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