05-27-2014, 06:38 PM
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LOL Loving this!
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Scenario 3: The Dick-Measuring Contest at the bar
Perplexed American: I bet I'm bigger than you, buddy!
Canadian: Ha! Not fuckin' likely, my friend.
Perplexed American: I'm dangling at 7! No way you're bigger than that!
Canadian: Only 7? Man, I feel sorry for you! I'm 18 long.
(Shocked silence)
Perplexed American: There's no fuckin' way!
Perplexed Canadian: Why? 18 is about average for Canadian men.
(Extended shocked silence)
Perplexed American: There's no way that's true! Let me see it, then. I want to know if you're shitting me or not.
Canadian (shrugs): Fine. Let's go to the can and I'll show you.
In the can:
Perplexed American (drops trou): There! See! That's a real cock! Let's see this "majestic wang" of yours.
Canadian (shrugs): Okay. (Drops trou). See? All 18 of it.
Perplexed American: What? Yours looks like the same size as mine! What kind of bullshit are you trying to pull here?
Canadian (a look of comprehension spreads on his face): Oh! I get it now! You see, in Canada, we use centimetres-
Perplexed American (sweaty and slack-jawed): Nevermind. Let's fuck.
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