my life as a real pimp...only lasted one day - GoFuckYourself.com

BVF · 03-08-2003, 01:43 PM

Man, I got this girl that was going to go to the stripclubs, do private dances, and trick with some of those old men and bring me the money. She's a cocoa brown girl, 5'7" 135 pounds with 34 D breasts and a perfect body...I went through all of the shit getting her ready for the stripclub circuit. I called all the stripclubs. I spent $82 in Victoria's Secret on some bullshit bra and panties. I spent countless money on fast food because even though I have a full refrigerator of food, this heifer refuses to get her ass up and cook her something to eat..All of the gas I burned in my car...All of the liquor of mine she drank.....I don't even want to think about the cell phone bill that's coming since she burned the fuck out of my spare cell phone....

After I FINALLY got her a gig in a stripclub, her first night was a slow night...She only made $80....And after I had to get up out of my bed at 5 in the morning to pick her ass up and protect her from some nigga in the parking lot, she bitches because I want 40 off of the top. Then had the nerve to say, "Don't think you're pimpin me".....I could have taken all of that shit since she's sleeping in my house. ..

So I made a total of $40 and now she sat here and bitched again this afternoon about not liking dancing...and after I went through all of that shit to get her in a club because she wanted to dance...

So I told her to get the fuck out...she's packing right now......Maybe a few weeks out on those cold hard streets will put some sense in her head....

These Bitches!!! Back to the Drawing Board....

TDF · 03-08-2003, 01:58 PM

damn...a slap or 2 will do a lot for compassion though

Fletch XXX · 03-08-2003, 02:01 PM

she learned the game, she likes dancing, just dont wanna split the cheddar. shes gonna be working there, just wont be giving you none of her take home.

i wonder.

heh.

TDF · 03-08-2003, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
she learned the game, she likes dancing, just dont wanna split the cheddar. shes gonna be working there, just wont be giving you none of her take home.

i wonder.

heh.

so so true..pimpin is more mental than anything...you have to make that woman THINK she cant do shit without you

MrPopup · 03-08-2003, 02:02 PM

now that is a fact.

xxxdesign-net · 03-08-2003, 02:03 PM

So all she needed is a bodyguard and a place to stay??

If she has a perfect body... cant she find a guy to do that in exchange of some sexual favors...

quiet · 03-08-2003, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
she learned the game, she likes dancing, just dont wanna split the cheddar. shes gonna be working there, just wont be giving you none of her take home.

i wonder.

heh.

<IMX> · 03-08-2003, 02:06 PM

lol @ fletch

Yassi · 03-08-2003, 02:07 PM

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Originally posted by BVF
... And after I had to get up out of my bed at 5 in the morning to pick her ass up and protect her from some nigga in the parking lot...

Bwahahahaha
That's money

pelagicnavigator · 03-08-2003, 02:13 PM

Sounds like you got had...that bitch owns you...being an unsuccesful pimp has to be right around the same neighborhood as a piece of shit crack head.....I am glad she fucked you over...thats what you get....now go find a real job...jackoff

candyflip · 03-08-2003, 02:15 PM

As the old saying goes...

"Pimpin' ain't easy...but it sure is fun"

TDF · 03-08-2003, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by pelagicnavigator
Sounds like you got had...that bitch owns you...being an unsuccesful pimp has to be right around the same neighborhood as a piece of shit crack head.....I am glad she fucked you over...thats what you get....now go find a real job...jackoff

do u suck dick for traffic?

pelagicnavigator · 03-08-2003, 02:33 PM

Uh negative...as far as I know I have never sucked a dick...why don't you tell us all about it....how long does it take for you to get the guy to come....

robfantasy · 03-08-2003, 02:34 PM

do what i do and pimp the pimps

(figuratively

)

wouncie · 03-08-2003, 02:42 PM

Pssst..... Pimps keep 100%
You're off to a bad start "splitting" the money homie

KRL · 03-08-2003, 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

so so true..pimpin is more mental than anything...you have to make that woman THINK she cant do shit without you

candyflip · 03-08-2003, 02:51 PM

Need help? Go to the source.

Fletch XXX · 03-08-2003, 02:51 PM

one day i caught this documentary made about pimps. it was shot in the early 80s possibly late 70s.

nonetheless, as always I keep my tape deck ready to record any audio at any time for sample database shit etc.

Anyhow, i got a whole side of a tape of some old school 60+ year old pimps talking about the game etc.

if only I ever labeled sample tapes, usually in a hurry switching tapes so i just toss em down hahaha, no labels.

Awesome stuff.

heheh

wouncie · 03-08-2003, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli

so so true..pimpin is more mental than anything...you have to make that woman THINK she cant do shit without you

Right!, There are no Partner ships in Pimpin.
Sounds to me like you're more of a "Rest Haven" fa hoes!
LOL

TDF · 03-08-2003, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wouncie

Right!, There are no Partner ships in Pimpin.
Sounds to me like you're more of a "Rest Haven" fa hoes!
LOL

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wouncie · 03-08-2003, 02:59 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

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AND she shaving before she leaves the club! LOL
"Check the titties mayun, CHECK THE TITTIES!"

Fletch XXX · 03-08-2003, 03:00 PM

Chicks always try to pocket the change.

always.

chicks also like to steal lighters and have wet lips.

first dont wet my shit, and second gimme back my got damn lighter. third, whatever you drinking, make me one.

Platinum Lantern · 03-08-2003, 03:19 PM

Go to blockbuster and rent "American Pimp"
In this movie it teaches that a true pimp keeps 100% of the money. In turn the pimp provides shelter, education, food, and keeps the hoe freshly fitted (nice clothes, hair done, nails done).

If the hoe keeps half the money, she'll soon want whole
A smart man would look at your situation and say that the best option would have been to put her into the porngame by setting up a site featuring content you shoot with her.

It would be an extension of your portfolio, and could marketed as a reality site.

I'm valuable

BVF · 03-08-2003, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wouncie
Pssst..... Pimps keep 100%
You're off to a bad start "splitting" the money homie

I would take all of it but I have a new babygirl and I can't spend all the time to drive her around and get her food during the day. So I'll let her keep a little change to use for herself. Believe me, if it was more than 80 dollars, I would have taken more and left her a token amount for daily expenses...

Anyway, she called me from the stripclub and she's trying to come back....it hasn't even been 24 hours and she's coming back......

Jer · 03-08-2003, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BVF

Anyway, she called me from the stripclub and she's trying to come back....it hasn't even been 24 hours and she's coming back......

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah... she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah...

foreverjason · 03-08-2003, 08:39 PM

Quote:

so so true..pimpin is more mental than anything...you have to make that woman THINK she cant do shit without you

I would have to agree, its more of a mental game keeping her in line.

03-08-2003, 01:43 PM	#1
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	my life as a real pimp...only lasted one day Man, I got this girl that was going to go to the stripclubs, do private dances, and trick with some of those old men and bring me the money. She's a cocoa brown girl, 5'7" 135 pounds with 34 D breasts and a perfect body...I went through all of the shit getting her ready for the stripclub circuit. I called all the stripclubs. I spent $82 in Victoria's Secret on some bullshit bra and panties. I spent countless money on fast food because even though I have a full refrigerator of food, this heifer refuses to get her ass up and cook her something to eat..All of the gas I burned in my car...All of the liquor of mine she drank.....I don't even want to think about the cell phone bill that's coming since she burned the fuck out of my spare cell phone.... After I FINALLY got her a gig in a stripclub, her first night was a slow night...She only made $80....And after I had to get up out of my bed at 5 in the morning to pick her ass up and protect her from some nigga in the parking lot, she bitches because I want 40 off of the top. Then had the nerve to say, "Don't think you're pimpin me".....I could have taken all of that shit since she's sleeping in my house. .. So I made a total of $40 and now she sat here and bitched again this afternoon about not liking dancing...and after I went through all of that shit to get her in a club because she wanted to dance... So I told her to get the fuck out...she's packing right now......Maybe a few weeks out on those cold hard streets will put some sense in her head.... These Bitches!!! Back to the Drawing Board.... __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

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xxxdesign-net My hips don't lie Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 10,129	So all she needed is a bodyguard and a place to stay?? If she has a perfect body... cant she find a guy to do that in exchange of some sexual favors...

03-08-2003, 02:13 PM	#10
pelagicnavigator Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Charleston South Carolina Posts: 48	Sounds like you got had...that bitch owns you...being an unsuccesful pimp has to be right around the same neighborhood as a piece of shit crack head.....I am glad she fucked you over...thats what you get....now go find a real job...jackoff

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03-08-2003, 03:00 PM	#22
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Chicks always try to pocket the change. always. chicks also like to steal lighters and have wet lips. first dont wet my shit, and second gimme back my got damn lighter. third, whatever you drinking, make me one. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

03-08-2003, 03:19 PM	#23
Platinum Lantern Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 1,564	Go to blockbuster and rent "American Pimp" In this movie it teaches that a true pimp keeps 100% of the money. In turn the pimp provides shelter, education, food, and keeps the hoe freshly fitted (nice clothes, hair done, nails done). If the hoe keeps half the money, she'll soon want whole A smart man would look at your situation and say that the best option would have been to put her into the porngame by setting up a site featuring content you shoot with her. It would be an extension of your portfolio, and could marketed as a reality site. I'm valuable __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.