my life as a real pimp...only lasted one day
 

Man, I got this girl that was going to go to the stripclubs, do private dances, and trick with some of those old men and bring me the money. She's a cocoa brown girl, 5'7" 135 pounds with 34 D breasts and a perfect body...I went through all of the shit getting her ready for the stripclub circuit. I called all the stripclubs. I spent $82 in Victoria's Secret on some bullshit bra and panties. I spent countless money on fast food because even though I have a full refrigerator of food, this heifer refuses to get her ass up and cook her something to eat..All of the gas I burned in my car...All of the liquor of mine she drank.....I don't even want to think about the cell phone bill that's coming since she burned the fuck out of my spare cell phone....

After I FINALLY got her a gig in a stripclub, her first night was a slow night...She only made $80....And after I had to get up out of my bed at 5 in the morning to pick her ass up and protect her from some nigga in the parking lot, she bitches because I want 40 off of the top. Then had the nerve to say, "Don't think you're pimpin me".....I could have taken all of that shit since she's sleeping in my house. ..

So I made a total of $40 and now she sat here and bitched again this afternoon about not liking dancing...and after I went through all of that shit to get her in a club because she wanted to dance...

So I told her to get the fuck out...she's packing right now......Maybe a few weeks out on those cold hard streets will put some sense in her head....

These Bitches!!! Back to the Drawing Board....

damn...a slap or 2 will do a lot for compassion though

she learned the game, she likes dancing, just dont wanna split the cheddar. shes gonna be working there, just wont be giving you none of her take home.

i wonder.

heh.

so so true..pimpin is more mental than anything...you have to make that woman THINK she cant do shit without you

now that is a fact.

So all she needed is a bodyguard and a place to stay??

If she has a perfect body... cant she find a guy to do that in exchange of some sexual favors...:2 cents:

:glugglug

lol @ fletch

Bwahahahaha
That's money

Sounds like you got had...that bitch owns you...being an unsuccesful pimp has to be right around the same neighborhood as a piece of shit crack head.....I am glad she fucked you over...thats what you get....now go find a real job...jackoff

As the old saying goes...

"Pimpin' ain't easy...but it sure is fun"

do u suck dick for traffic?

Uh negative...as far as I know I have never sucked a dick...why don't you tell us all about it....how long does it take for you to get the guy to come....

do what i do and pimp the pimps

(figuratively :winkwink: )

Pssst..... Pimps keep 100%
You're off to a bad start "splitting" the money homie

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Need help? Go to the source.

one day i caught this documentary made about pimps. it was shot in the early 80s possibly late 70s.

nonetheless, as always I keep my tape deck ready to record any audio at any time for sample database shit etc.

Anyhow, i got a whole side of a tape of some old school 60+ year old pimps talking about the game etc.

if only I ever labeled sample tapes, usually in a hurry switching tapes so i just toss em down hahaha, no labels.

Awesome stuff.

heheh

Right!, There are no Partner ships in Pimpin.
Sounds to me like you're more of a "Rest Haven" fa hoes!
LOL

hoe revshare program..processed by bvfbill:1orglaugh

AND she shaving before she leaves the club! LOL
"Check the titties mayun, CHECK THE TITTIES!"

Chicks always try to pocket the change.

always.

chicks also like to steal lighters and have wet lips.

first dont wet my shit, and second gimme back my got damn lighter. third, whatever you drinking, make me one.

:glugglug

Go to blockbuster and rent "American Pimp"
In this movie it teaches that a true pimp keeps 100% of the money. In turn the pimp provides shelter, education, food, and keeps the hoe freshly fitted (nice clothes, hair done, nails done).

If the hoe keeps half the money, she'll soon want whole
A smart man would look at your situation and say that the best option would have been to put her into the porngame by setting up a site featuring content you shoot with her.

It would be an extension of your portfolio, and could marketed as a reality site.

I'm valuable

I would take all of it but I have a new babygirl and I can't spend all the time to drive her around and get her food during the day. So I'll let her keep a little change to use for herself. Believe me, if it was more than 80 dollars, I would have taken more and left her a token amount for daily expenses...

Anyway, she called me from the stripclub and she's trying to come back....it hasn't even been 24 hours and she's coming back......

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah... she loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah...

I would have to agree, its more of a mental game keeping her in line.