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kittykatt · 05-18-2014, 12:35 PM

I've recently learned that if you're missing any of these items, especially the laptop, always check the fridge. Hope i'm not alone on this one?

What's the strangest place you've found something you thought was stolen or lost?

PornDude · 05-18-2014, 12:41 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 05-18-2014, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt

What's the strangest place you've found something you thought was stolen or lost?

I can explain...

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VikingMan · 05-18-2014, 02:24 PM

Yeah I have put things in the fridge and have urinated in the coat closet because I thought it was the bathroom. I was a teenager when I peed in the closet but the memory is still vivid. This last year I poured cereal in the coffee grinder. I am not a sleep walker but I am not fully conscious.

Simon · 05-19-2014, 09:47 AM

It always makes me grin when someone finally finds something they've been looking for and then says "it's always in the last place you look" ... as if it would make any sense at all to keep looking after you find it.

:-|

Klen · 05-19-2014, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan

Yeah I have put things in the fridge and have urinated in the coat closet because I thought it was the bathroom. I was a teenager when I peed in the closet but the memory is still vivid. This last year I poured cereal in the coffee grinder. I am not a sleep walker but I am not fully conscious.

I never had such occurrence,and i had heavy drinks,starting from several liters of wine to 1 liter of heavy stuff which contain 30% of alcohol.Plus i dont how but i always managed to reach home,tho not always my sleeping room.

michael.kickass · 05-19-2014, 10:18 AM

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Wilsy · 05-19-2014, 10:21 AM

This song is just perfect for you then

Scott McD · 05-19-2014, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt

What's the strangest place you've found something you thought was stolen or lost?

Does losing your virginity in a strange place count ??

kittykatt · 05-19-2014, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Wilsy

This song is just perfect for you then

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Does losing your virginity in a strange place count ??

Are you trying to say you lost your virginity in a refrigerator????!!!

brassmonkey · 05-19-2014, 10:44 AM

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rhon23 · 05-19-2014, 10:52 AM

I have left my phone in the fridge before

kittykatt · 05-19-2014, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by rhon23

I have left my phone in the fridge before

did mommy dearest tell you about the laptop in the mini fridge??.

bronco67 · 05-19-2014, 11:25 AM

I do the three prong check before leaving the house. Keys--wallet--phone. Always in the same pockets.

Klen · 05-19-2014, 11:35 AM

Hmm almost forgot,but today is anniversary of one strangest key loses which was kind a traumatic for me- as a kid i went with my friend to amusement park and we went to some basic roller coaster.I put a key of bike lock somewhere in my pocket or pants and it was lost during driving on roller coaster.So we had to "steal"our bikes,and carry them to home,some people were shouting to us on a way how we "stole" bikes.So we went to my friend home and then with axe destroyed lock.While that shitty lock was maybe only 20 bucks worth,back then every item which i had was kind a big value to me so i didn't dare to tell parents what happened with lock.

rhon23 · 05-19-2014, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt

did mommy dearest tell you about the laptop in the mini fridge??.

yes you big dork

Nice_Nick · 05-19-2014, 11:48 AM

I lost the keys for my shed. Searched for them for 2 days before deciding to replace the lock.
Took a day off work, removed the door. Bought a new lock, fitted new lock and sat down happy with my job.
Next day went to get ready for work, found the keys in my other pocket

VS_Jeff · 05-19-2014, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt

did mommy dearest tell you about the laptop in the mini fridge??.

A most excellent drunk story.

upforit_sarah · 05-19-2014, 03:47 PM

Maybe in the medicine cabinet... Maybe at a party... Maybe on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven...

kittykatt · 05-19-2014, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

A most excellent drunk story.

Wasn't funny at the time but now I can laugh, definitely one for the books

Adam-clickpapa · 05-20-2014, 05:28 AM

once i was desperetaly looking for my keys for minutes. and then i found it in my... palm
don't ask what happened before

DerKramer · 05-20-2014, 05:36 AM

Can u imagine a dog eating keys, and shit em out????

seeandsee · 05-20-2014, 08:07 AM

I was looking for my ipod for fucking 3 months, he fall into the bed at perfect angle to get in position you cant see it, or touch it, unless you fucking put all shit up...

MichaelP · 05-20-2014, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SimonSays

It always makes me grin when someone finally finds something they've been looking for and then says "it's always in the last place you look" ... as if it would make any sense at all to keep looking after you find it.

:-|

LOL True Dat

adultchatpay · 05-20-2014, 12:51 PM

Putting my wallet at the trash bin.

SekobA · 05-20-2014, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DerKramer

Can u imagine a dog eating keys, and shit em out????

Imortyl Pussycat · 05-20-2014, 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff

A most excellent drunk story.

imagine my surprise when i opened the mini bar to put half a sammich in there. i dont usually save food at shows but it was just downstairs at the bar and i thought it might seem tasty at 4am. who knows if she ever would have seen it again

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