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kittykatt 05-18-2014 12:35 PM

Lost your keys, wallet, phone, or laptop?
 
I've recently learned that if you're missing any of these items, especially the laptop, always check the fridge. Hope i'm not alone on this one? :helpme:helpme:1orglaugh:1orglaugh What's the strangest place you've found something you thought was stolen or lost?

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-18-2014 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20090992)

What's the strangest place you've found something you thought was stolen or lost?

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I can explain...:Oh crap :helpme

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VikingMan 05-18-2014 02:24 PM

Yeah I have put things in the fridge and have urinated in the coat closet because I thought it was the bathroom. I was a teenager when I peed in the closet but the memory is still vivid. This last year I poured cereal in the coffee grinder. I am not a sleep walker but I am not fully conscious.

Simon 05-19-2014 09:47 AM

It always makes me grin when someone finally finds something they've been looking for and then says "it's always in the last place you look" ... as if it would make any sense at all to keep looking after you find it.

:-|

Klen 05-19-2014 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20091061)
Yeah I have put things in the fridge and have urinated in the coat closet because I thought it was the bathroom. I was a teenager when I peed in the closet but the memory is still vivid. This last year I poured cereal in the coffee grinder. I am not a sleep walker but I am not fully conscious.

I never had such occurrence,and i had heavy drinks,starting from several liters of wine to 1 liter of heavy stuff which contain 30% of alcohol.Plus i dont how but i always managed to reach home,tho not always my sleeping room.

michael.kickass 05-19-2014 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 20091008)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Wilsy 05-19-2014 10:21 AM

This song is just perfect for you then


Scott McD 05-19-2014 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20090992)
What's the strangest place you've found something you thought was stolen or lost?

Does losing your virginity in a strange place count ?? :warning

kittykatt 05-19-2014 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Wilsy (Post 20091909)
This song is just perfect for you then


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 20091910)
Does losing your virginity in a strange place count ?? :warning

Are you trying to say you lost your virginity in a refrigerator????!!!

brassmonkey 05-19-2014 10:44 AM

you are hawwwtttt :)

rhon23 05-19-2014 10:52 AM

I have left my phone in the fridge before

kittykatt 05-19-2014 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 20091944)
I have left my phone in the fridge before

did mommy dearest tell you about the laptop in the mini fridge??. :helpme:helpme:helpme

bronco67 05-19-2014 11:25 AM

I do the three prong check before leaving the house. Keys--wallet--phone. Always in the same pockets.

Klen 05-19-2014 11:35 AM

Hmm almost forgot,but today is anniversary of one strangest key loses which was kind a traumatic for me- as a kid i went with my friend to amusement park and we went to some basic roller coaster.I put a key of bike lock somewhere in my pocket or pants and it was lost during driving on roller coaster.So we had to "steal"our bikes,and carry them to home,some people were shouting to us on a way how we "stole" bikes.So we went to my friend home and then with axe destroyed lock.While that shitty lock was maybe only 20 bucks worth,back then every item which i had was kind a big value to me so i didn't dare to tell parents what happened with lock.

rhon23 05-19-2014 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20091971)
did mommy dearest tell you about the laptop in the mini fridge??. :helpme:helpme:helpme

yes you big dork

Nice_Nick 05-19-2014 11:48 AM

I lost the keys for my shed. Searched for them for 2 days before deciding to replace the lock.
Took a day off work, removed the door. Bought a new lock, fitted new lock and sat down happy with my job.
Next day went to get ready for work, found the keys in my other pocket :(

VS_Jeff 05-19-2014 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20091971)
did mommy dearest tell you about the laptop in the mini fridge??. :helpme:helpme:helpme

A most excellent drunk story. :thumbsup

upforit_sarah 05-19-2014 03:47 PM

Maybe in the medicine cabinet... Maybe at a party... Maybe on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven...

kittykatt 05-19-2014 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 20092282)
A most excellent drunk story. :thumbsup

Wasn't funny at the time but now I can laugh, definitely one for the books :1orglaugh

Adam-clickpapa 05-20-2014 05:28 AM

once i was desperetaly looking for my keys for minutes. and then i found it in my... palm
don't ask what happened before :error

DerKramer 05-20-2014 05:36 AM

Can u imagine a dog eating keys, and shit em out???? :Oh crap

seeandsee 05-20-2014 08:07 AM

I was looking for my ipod for fucking 3 months, he fall into the bed at perfect angle to get in position you cant see it, or touch it, unless you fucking put all shit up...

MichaelP 05-20-2014 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SimonSays (Post 20091857)
It always makes me grin when someone finally finds something they've been looking for and then says "it's always in the last place you look" ... as if it would make any sense at all to keep looking after you find it.

:-|

LOL True Dat :) :thumbsup

adultchatpay 05-20-2014 12:51 PM

Putting my wallet at the trash bin.

SekobA 05-20-2014 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DerKramer (Post 20092964)
Can u imagine a dog eating keys, and shit em out???? :Oh crap

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Imortyl Pussycat 05-20-2014 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by VS_Jeff (Post 20092282)
A most excellent drunk story. :thumbsup

imagine my surprise when i opened the mini bar to put half a sammich in there. i dont usually save food at shows but it was just downstairs at the bar and i thought it might seem tasty at 4am. who knows if she ever would have seen it again


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