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Old 03-08-2003, 11:31 AM   #1
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I am the killer of trolls

Sun goes down and trolls crawl out of their holes
I am waiting the fuckers with my blow-torch

I am the killer of trolls, I show the fuckers no remorse
I execute trolls by burning down the fucking fjords
Sun goes down - execution time
Time has arrived for mayhem, destruction and extinction!


Name the band
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Old 03-08-2003, 11:32 AM   #2
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Originally posted by punkworld
Sun goes down and trolls crawl out of their holes
I am waiting the fuckers with my blow-torch

I am the killer of trolls, I show the fuckers no remorse
I execute trolls by burning down the fucking fjords
Sun goes down - execution time
Time has arrived for mayhem, destruction and extinction!


Name the band
New Kids On The Block
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Old 03-08-2003, 11:37 AM   #3
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Impaled Nazarene
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Old 03-08-2003, 11:38 AM   #4
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Originally posted by xanx


New Kids On The Block
Close, but not quite.

Here's another song:
(I am laughing my ass off right now because of the absurdity of this shit)


THE LOST ART OF GOAT SACRIFICING

Master Belial, I summon thee from north
Bestow your power upon me
Fulfil my desires, make me invisible
So that my enemies cannot see
Lord Lucifer, plague this world with fire
Bring forth total destruction

For the glory of Satan, master Lucifer
Accept this goat, our offering
For the four crown princes of hell

My master Satan, hear my brave call
I pray for hell on earth
Let the locust attack, let it rain blood
Give me finally my Armageddon
Lord Leviathan, let loose the seas
So that weaklings will drown

For the glory of Satan, master Lucifer
Let there be darkness forever

And thus skies burst open
And terror was in their eyes
We could smell their fear of death
When they saw the shining blades
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Old 03-08-2003, 11:39 AM   #5
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Drat. You got it.
Now, for round 2: do you actually listen to it?
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Old 03-08-2003, 11:40 AM   #6
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Then kill p00p already.
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Old 03-08-2003, 11:40 AM   #7
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Drat. You got it.
Now, for round 2: do you actually listen to it?


No, but my friend google does...
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Old 03-08-2003, 11:44 AM   #8
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Now, what I wonder about is if they do it for fun, or if they just really, really dislike trolls. I mean, isn't that racism or something?
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Old 03-08-2003, 11:54 AM   #9
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Trolls? Here at GFY? I strongly suspect that the first troll was born 2 minutes after the first message board.

Good trolling takes actual intelligence and attention to detail. And lots of taking yourself too seriously. For good examples check out the fuckedcompany.com boards. Hilarious. For lamer examples just go to Yahoo's messageboards.
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Old 03-08-2003, 12:01 PM   #10
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i still see many alive

please reload
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Old 03-08-2003, 12:38 PM   #11
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Trolls are stout fuckers! I hit one once with my truck and it tore off the oil pan
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