I am the killer of trolls
 

Sun goes down and trolls crawl out of their holes
I am waiting the fuckers with my blow-torch

I am the killer of trolls, I show the fuckers no remorse
I execute trolls by burning down the fucking fjords
Sun goes down - execution time
Time has arrived for mayhem, destruction and extinction!


Name the band :glugglug

New Kids On The Block :winkwink:

Impaled Nazarene

Close, but not quite.

Here's another song:
(I am laughing my ass off right now because of the absurdity of this shit)


THE LOST ART OF GOAT SACRIFICING

Master Belial, I summon thee from north
Bestow your power upon me
Fulfil my desires, make me invisible
So that my enemies cannot see
Lord Lucifer, plague this world with fire
Bring forth total destruction

For the glory of Satan, master Lucifer
Accept this goat, our offering
For the four crown princes of hell

My master Satan, hear my brave call
I pray for hell on earth
Let the locust attack, let it rain blood
Give me finally my Armageddon
Lord Leviathan, let loose the seas
So that weaklings will drown

For the glory of Satan, master Lucifer
Let there be darkness forever

And thus skies burst open
And terror was in their eyes
We could smell their fear of death
When they saw the shining blades

Drat. You got it.
Now, for round 2: do you actually listen to it? :glugglug

Then kill p00p already.

No, but my friend google does... :Graucho

Now, what I wonder about is if they do it for fun, or if they just really, really dislike trolls. I mean, isn't that racism or something?

Trolls? Here at GFY? I strongly suspect that the first troll was born 2 minutes after the first message board. :1orglaugh

Good trolling takes actual intelligence and attention to detail. And lots of taking yourself too seriously. For good examples check out the fuckedcompany.com boards. Hilarious. For lamer examples just go to Yahoo's messageboards.

i still see many alive

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Trolls are stout fuckers! I hit one once with my truck and it tore off the oil pan :thumbsup