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  • L-Pink
    working on my tan
    • Mar 2005
    • 39151
    #1

    I'm accepting donations for my upcoming surgery.

    Finally going in for penis-reduction surgery.

    The doctors are charging by the inch so this could get expensive.

    However not having to carry the plasma bag around for erections will be nice.

    Donations of cash, narcotics or liquor are welcome.

    Thank you.

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    • ottopottomouse
      She is ugly, bad luck.
      • Jan 2010
      • 13177
      #2
      had my penis reduced... not a big deal at all.. Ibuprofen, 600-800 mg 2-3 times a day for a week and you'll be fine
      ↑ see post ↑
      13101

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        • blackmonsters
          Making PHP work
          • Nov 2002
          • 20984
          #3
          It will be cheap silly.
          They don't charge much when removing 5 inches of genital wart from a penis tip.

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            • dyna mo
              just a fucking jerk
              • Dec 2008
              • 68184
              #4
              what about fried chicken?

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                • dyna mo
                  just a fucking jerk
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 68184
                  #5
                  Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                  had my penis reduced... not a big deal at all.. Ibuprofen, 600-800 mg 2-3 times a day for a week and you'll be fine

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                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 38323
                      #6
                      Gonna hang out with Chaz Bono?





                      Any plans for the dismembered part of your penis?



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                        • edgeprod
                          Permanently Gone
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 10019
                          #7
                          Haha you fuck, I came into this thread in a sympathetic mood. It must be my period.

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                            • Deej
                              I make pixels work
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 24386
                              #8
                              Originally posted by edgeprod
                              Haha you fuck, I came into this thread in a sympathetic mood. It must be my period.
                              Go watch the notebook, fag! Here's some tissues!

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                                • dyna mo
                                  just a fucking jerk
                                  • Dec 2008
                                  • 68184
                                  #9


                                  this thread

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                                    • L-Pink
                                      working on my tan
                                      • Mar 2005
                                      • 39151
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by edgeprod
                                      Haha you fuck, I came into this thread in a sympathetic mood. It must be my period.
                                      A case of 25 year old Macallan would help ease the pain.

                                      .

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                                        • L-Pink
                                          working on my tan
                                          • Mar 2005
                                          • 39151
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

                                          Any plans for the dismembered part of your penis?



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                                          Coming to you in a large pickle jar.

                                          Or ….

                                          I might trade it for a Chevy Volt like ********** just got.

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                                          Last edited by L-Pink; 05-15-2014, 12:26 PM.

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                                            • L-Pink
                                              working on my tan
                                              • Mar 2005
                                              • 39151
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by ottopottomouse
                                              had my penis reduced... not a big deal at all.. Ibuprofen, 600-800 mg 2-3 times a day for a week and you'll be fine
                                              I see what you did there, lol.

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                                                • L-Pink
                                                  working on my tan
                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 39151
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                  It will be cheap silly.
                                                  They don't charge much when removing 5 inches of genital wart from a penis tip.

                                                  I hear that whole black thing is a myth.

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                                                    • brassmonkey
                                                      Pay It Forward
                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                      • 77397
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by L-Pink
                                                      Finally going in for penis-reduction surgery.

                                                      The doctors are charging by the inch so this could get expensive.

                                                      However not having to carry the plasma bag around for erections will be nice.

                                                      Donations of cash, narcotics or liquor are welcome.
                                                      Thank you.

                                                      .


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                                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                          Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 38323
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by L-Pink

                                                          Coming to you in a large pickle jar.


                                                          .
                                                          Grazie!



                                                          Clearing a space for it...





                                                          Will fit in nicely next to Rasputin's cock I would imagine:





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                                                            • dyna mo
                                                              just a fucking jerk
                                                              • Dec 2008
                                                              • 68184
                                                              #16
                                                              thread got weird!

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                                                                • L-Pink
                                                                  working on my tan
                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                  • 39151
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                  thread got weird!
                                                                  I know, I thought it was cold in Russia. Imagine if Rasputin lived in Miami ?..

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                                                                    • _Richard_
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                                      • 30991
                                                                      #18
                                                                      why is Rasputins cock preserved..

                                                                      edit:

                                                                      oh, and:

                                                                      Last edited by _Richard_; 05-15-2014, 12:42 PM.

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                                                                        • InfoGuy
                                                                          80/20 Rule
                                                                          • Apr 2010
                                                                          • 3052
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Just give Lorena Bobbitt a knife. She'll do it for free.
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                                                                            • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                              Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                              • 38323
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by InfoGuy

                                                                              Just give Lorena Bobbitt a knife. She'll do it for free.
                                                                              Gave me an idea - get Vivid to pay for it as a Not FrankenPenisXXX parody...



                                                                              Steve Hirsch will probably bite (I mean to save money).



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                                                                                • mineistaken
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                                                                                  • Apr 2007
                                                                                  • 29656
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  How many inches will they remove?

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                                                                                    • Captain Kawaii
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Oct 2007
                                                                                      • 6748
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Donate it over at Lowry Park Zoo...They can always use some new wildlife in the manatee tanks. ;)

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                                                                                        • xXXtesy10
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                                                                                          • 7127
                                                                                          #23
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                                                                                            • 420
                                                                                              cuck
                                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                                              • 11571
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              You seem like a do it yourself kind of guy.
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                                                                                                • brassmonkey
                                                                                                  Pay It Forward
                                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                                  • 77397
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by xXXtesy10
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                                                                                                    • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                      Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                      • 38323
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by 420

                                                                                                      You seem like a do it yourself kind of gay.
                                                                                                      I know huh...

                                                                                                      Now this might seem kind of extreme at first, but I swear with the right amount of PCP in your system, your motherfucking penis won't be feeling a goddamn thing until you end up on your back in the back of a County provided limo ride to the hospital, where the procedure is completed by professionals (at taxpayer expense), meaning you get what's left of your junk cleaned up for free, and then all you do is you take Ibuprofen, 600-800 mg 2-3 times a day for a week and you'll be fine.











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                                                                                                      Have luck!



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                                                                                                        • nico-t
                                                                                                          emperor of my world
                                                                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                                                                          • 29903
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Deej
                                                                                                          Go watch the notebook, fag! Here's some tissues!

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                                                                                                            • PornDiscounts-V
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                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                              • 5744
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Had my nut sack reduced once by getting married. Fuck that.
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                                                                                                                • romeo22
                                                                                                                  你自己去他媽的
                                                                                                                  • Mar 2008
                                                                                                                  • 23350
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  some1 will donate aa big cock who want it

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                                                                                                                    • AllAboutCams
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                                                                                                                      • Jul 2011
                                                                                                                      • 12234
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Lucky bastard!

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                                                                                                                        • AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
                                                                                                                          Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
                                                                                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                          • 38323
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Have you considered a detachable penis?





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