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American Psycho · 06-19-2014, 06:22 PM

Planning to relax for a bit , see the sites amd some beaches amd also shoot a little.

Looking for suggestions....

Where to go ?
what to see?
Best beaches , non touristy ideally?
how to arrange talent? No ladyboyssss
how to not get arrested, im too pretty for jail.

mineistaken · 06-19-2014, 06:29 PM

If you are too pretty you can hook up in US easily. That means you can hookup in Thailand 10 times as easy as in US. That means you do not need any advice on that subject.

CaptainHowdy · 06-19-2014, 06:34 PM

Enter DWB ...

DBS.US · 06-19-2014, 06:37 PM

InfoGuy · 06-19-2014, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by American Psycho

Planning to relax for a bit , see the sites amd some beaches amd also shoot a little.

Looking for suggestions....

Where to go ?
what to see?
Best beaches , non touristy ideally?
how to arrange talent? No ladyboyssss
how to not get arrested, im too pretty for jail.

Isn't Thailand still under martial law from last month?

mikesouth · 06-19-2014, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho

Planning to relax for a bit , see the sites amd some beaches amd also shoot a little.

Looking for suggestions....

Where to go ?
what to see?
Best beaches , non touristy ideally?
how to arrange talent? No ladyboyssss
how to not get arrested, im too pretty for jail.

Where to go....seriously that kind of depends on what you like If you scuba dive then Kao Lok which is the jump off point for the similan Islands arguably the worlds best scuba diving. if yer into rock climbing.... Krabi If you wanna go off the beaten path theres lots of places, if you want cheap sex and lots of it Pattaya.

what to see....again depend on your tastes I like Tiger Monastery and Temple cave Phuket was a bit touristy for my taste, James Bond island was awesome cuz we had it to ourselves.

Theres LOTS of beaches in Thailand you prolly wanna go to which ones have the clearest water which varies by time of the year

Arranging Talent BE VERY VERY CAREFUL I strongly suggest getting DirtyWhiteBoy to help you there...pay the man for his trouble it'll be very very well worth it

How to not get arrested...Use common sense and dont do ANY kind of drug period yes that includes weed, and dont go looking for sex with anyone under 18

I wrote this back in 2009 Its still very applicable

http://www.mikesouth.com/mike-south-...thailand-3027/

and finally talk to DWB if not for him my first Thailand Trip would not have been NEARLY as enjoyable....The man knows the place (as he should he lives there) but he is also a great guy as are his family and friends there....

Some thing you do for sure....get a real massage they are cheap (10 bucks for an hour) and they are amazing good...not happy ending you can get that in the 7 - 11 in Patts enjoy a good massage by a pro...

get a soapy....this should be day one thing...

main thing enjoy and take your time there its a killer long flight so stay at least a couple of weeks...a month is best then get a lonely planet book and have the time of your life doing the stuff that looks fun to you.

American Psycho · 06-19-2014, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

If you are too pretty you can hook up in US easily. That means you can hookup in Thailand 10 times as easy as in US. That means you do not need any advice on that subject.

Did you actually read the op?

mineistaken · 06-19-2014, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho

Did you actually read the op?

Yes. I did not know you were a producer and assumed you meant "how to hookup".
My mistake if you were talking about models for porn shoots. Although is that even legal there?

mineistaken · 06-19-2014, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

http://www.mikesouth.com/mike-south-...thailand-3027/

"You will find that many Thai establishments refuse admittance to middle easterners, they are NOT politically correct, deal with it."

Love it. At least one country where you are FREE to let some people and you are free to deny them entrance into your own PRIVATE establishment.

faxxaff · 06-19-2014, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

"You will find that many Thai establishments refuse admittance to middle easterners, they are NOT politically correct, deal with it."

Love it. At least one country where you are FREE to let some people and you are free to deny them entrance into your own PRIVATE establishment.

There are even more places in Thailand that will not allow any white westerners into their clubs. In some they charge you double or add a surcharge - if they decide to let you in because an Asian friend vouches for you. "Asian Only". Trust me, they have by far the best ladies, but they are a lot more expensive than normal establishments. TIT.

carpocratian · 06-19-2014, 10:52 PM

Read the link mikesouth posted. It gives excellent advice. I want to reiterate a few things about it:

Never, ever, ever say anything bad about the royal family. Don't even mess with an image of them, or tear the paper money (which has their images). The Thai tend to be a calm and polite people, but that will piss them off faster than almost anything.

Do not do ANY drug while there, not even marijuana or ecstasy. Don't even try it alone in your hotel room. Don't attempt to buy it. Don't attempt to sneak any in. Don't accept any if it is offered to you (which is highly unlikely).

Be very, very, very careful about verifying the age of the women there. They are tiny people, and it can be very difficult to guess at age. Sex workers (which would include "talent") will often misrepresent their age, often under duress from their pimps/handlers.

CurrentlySober · 06-19-2014, 10:54 PM

i cunt a4d 2 visit tieland...

Chosen · 06-19-2014, 11:28 PM

Koh Chang, Koh Kood, Koh Phangan, Koh Tao

Captain Kawaii · 06-20-2014, 04:19 AM

Enjoy your trip, its a fun place. Always wear a jimmy.

XMaster · 06-20-2014, 05:03 AM

My brother spent 3 weeks in Thiland and made a pretty good film of it

http://youtu.be/bYA1ZE9_NjE (french but english subtiltled)

Captain Kawaii · 06-20-2014, 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by faxxaff

There are even more places in Thailand that will not allow any white westerners into their clubs. In some they charge you double or add a surcharge - if they decide to let you in because an Asian friend vouches for you. "Asian Only". Trust me, they have by far the best ladies, but they are a lot more expensive than normal establishments. TIT.

True. Asian guys who can drop 500-1000k each for one or two or three of Thailand's best do not want to be hole brothers with some farang monger. Absolutely amazing women.

mineistaken · 06-20-2014, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by faxxaff

There are even more places in Thailand that will not allow any white westerners into their clubs. In some they charge you double or add a surcharge - if they decide to let you in because an Asian friend vouches for you. "Asian Only". Trust me, they have by far the best ladies, but they are a lot more expensive than normal establishments. TIT.

Interesting, why mikesouth does not speak about it in his tips?
I mean he is white + you say there are even MORE places that do not allow whites than middle eastern. Yet he did not mention this bigger thing and mentioned the smaller thing?
Strange.

Anyway, again, I respect their freedom. What would happen in US if you did not allow certain race in YOUR PRIVATE establishment? Fucking guilters and media would crucify you denying your freedom.

Ps: Although maybe you mean they deny all foreigners, not specifically discriminating only whites as a race. That would be a different thing from what mikesouth was talking about.

mineistaken · 06-20-2014, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Captain Kawaii

Absolutely amazing women.

By Thai/Asian standards

mineistaken · 06-20-2014, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by carpocratian

Never, ever, ever say anything bad about the royal family. Don't even mess with an image of them, or tear the paper money (which has their images). The Thai tend to be a calm and polite people, but that will piss them off faster than almost anything.
.

Aren't there anti royalists? After all that is what is going on there - royalists against anti royalists. So you may find those who do not like royal family and plenty of those. No?

jscott · 06-20-2014, 08:14 AM

The martial law and curfews in all provinces have been lifted.

You are good to go man!

American Psycho · 06-20-2014, 08:40 AM

wheres DWB???

jscott · 06-20-2014, 08:46 AM

Doesn't DWB like to hangout in the Danok/Songkla area?

:P

_Richard_ · 06-20-2014, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

get a soapy....this should be day one thing...

a massage??

Lichen · 06-20-2014, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by mikesouth

If you wanna go off the beaten path theres lots of places, if you want cheap sex and lots of it Pattaya.

where do you go for VIP sex? 10/10 girls?

Cause i can't get it up for regular working girls, they are too trashy.

just a punk · 06-20-2014, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by American Psycho

ladies?

MaDalton · 06-20-2014, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Interesting, why mikesouth does not speak about it in his tips?
I mean he is white + you say there are even MORE places that do not allow whites than middle eastern. Yet he did not mention this bigger thing and mentioned the smaller thing?
Strange.

Anyway, again, I respect their freedom. What would happen in US if you did not allow certain race in YOUR PRIVATE establishment? Fucking guilters and media would crucify you denying your freedom.

Ps: Although maybe you mean they deny all foreigners, not specifically discriminating only whites as a race. That would be a different thing from what mikesouth was talking about.

mikesouth · 06-20-2014, 10:32 AM

When i was there I saw no establishments that had signs that said no americans or no Caucasians or whatever I am not surprised that they exist but its unlikely I would encounter them anyway they prolly dont advertise or do business in the touristy areas.

That said I live in Atlanta and there are asian communities here that have businesses that cater only to them, sure you can go in and you will pay 100 dollars for a coca cola and nobody will say a word to you or even acknowledge your presence.

mikesouth · 06-20-2014, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

a massage??

LOL SO much more...

DWB · 06-20-2014, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Lichen

where do you go for VIP sex? 10/10 girls?

Cause i can't get it up for regular working girls, they are too trashy.

At the high end massage places on Ratchada, in their VIP areas. You can screw Penthouse, Playboy, Maxim, import and fashion models if you want (if they are there at the time you go). You can find perfect 10s who provide excellent service at these places. My personal favorite is Amsterdam, or the VIP area (upstairs via the lift) at Poseidon. VIP girls are usually double the price of the normal girls who work in the same establishments. Sometimes triple. But you get what you pay for.

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Originally Posted by jscott

The martial law and curfews in all provinces have been lifted.

You are good to go man!

Curfew has been lifted but the country is still under martial law.

If you have travel insurance, read the fine print because this may void your insurance. Most plans do not cover visits to countries under martial law.

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Originally Posted by American Psycho

wheres DWB???

He said, and I quote, "No ladyboyssss".

faxxaff · 06-20-2014, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Interesting, why mikesouth does not speak about it in his tips?
I mean he is white + you say there are even MORE places that do not allow whites than middle eastern. Yet he did not mention this bigger thing and mentioned the smaller thing?
Strange.

Anyway, again, I respect their freedom. What would happen in US if you did not allow certain race in YOUR PRIVATE establishment? Fucking guilters and media would crucify you denying your freedom.

Ps: Although maybe you mean they deny all foreigners, not specifically discriminating only whites as a race. That would be a different thing from what mikesouth was talking about.

Mike's advice is his own opinion from what he has seen - and I think he has seen very little.

Captain Peacock · 06-20-2014, 12:32 PM

Ladies? You mean hookers

xpimp · 06-20-2014, 01:23 PM

DWB · 06-20-2014, 03:54 PM

Lichen · 06-20-2014, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB

At the high end massage places on Ratchada

where's that? google says it's a hotel

jscott · 06-20-2014, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lichen

where's that? google says it's a hotel

Bookmark this site, you'll love it -> thaimassagemodel.com
It has all the "soapy" places and a LOT of those Ratchada ones, Emmanuelles, Ceasars, Colonze, etc etc, u'll most likely be very pleased

The Porn Nerd · 06-20-2014, 06:57 PM

How is the AIDS situation in Thailand these days? When I was there, WAY way back in 1989, AIDS had just appeared in Thailand. Fortunately, it really went into overdrive AFTER I left a few months later (and yes I was tested).

How is it now? Might be time for a visit but with so many sex workers and international hoondogs roaming the place I fear for my wee little dick.

bronco67 · 06-20-2014, 07:54 PM

There's a red pickup truck with a white tailgate that cruises by the strip clubs. Don't get in.

mineistaken · 06-21-2014, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by faxxaff

Mike's advice is his own opinion from what he has seen - and I think he has seen very little.

This may be true, but my point was:

You say that no white establishments are even more common than no middle easter.
How would that be possible for him to notice "no middle eastern" sports (less common) and at the same ti not to notice "no whites" spots (more common)? PLUS being white himself, which would mean more personal touch (like you tend to notice places that "touches" you more than places that "touches" other race).

Just strange.

Captain Kawaii · 06-21-2014, 11:11 AM

Its a farang hoedown.

Captain Kawaii · 06-21-2014, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

There's a red pickup truck with a white tailgate that cruises by the strip clubs. Don't get in.

How bad was it?

Ethereal · 06-21-2014, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

How is the AIDS situation in Thailand these days? When I was there, WAY way back in 1989, AIDS had just appeared in Thailand. Fortunately, it really went into overdrive AFTER I left a few months later (and yes I was tested).

How is it now? Might be time for a visit but with so many sex workers and international hoondogs roaming the place I fear for my wee little dick.

Nobody in their right mind would go bareback anyhow, so doesn't matter.

jscott · 06-21-2014, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Ethereal

Nobody in their right mind would go bareback anyhow, so doesn't matter.

Who that chick in ur avatar man? I'd bang that for days bareback!

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