Why we shouldn't go to war: - GoFuckYourself.com

TaDoW · 03-07-2003, 09:11 PM

Okay so we should all be out on the street protesting because if we go to war - THOUSANDS of all of our target markets will be out in the fucking desert getting SHOT AT - you think they're gonna be buying memberships from that deserted wasteland? yeah right! Sales are gonna go down, and this summer is gonna suck extra nuts because of it.

Not to mention the fact that everyone's going to be caught up watching the war unfold on tv (REMEMBER 9/11?!?) ...

personally I could give a fuck about the crisis over there - I just don't want sales to go down :-)

BrettJ · 03-07-2003, 09:13 PM

great. more well thought out foreign policy by a pornographer

Dildozer · 03-07-2003, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by TaDoW
Okay so we should all be out on the street protesting because if we go to war - THOUSANDS of all of our target markets will be out in the fucking desert getting SHOT AT - you think they're gonna be buying memberships from that deserted wasteland? yeah right! Sales are gonna go down, and this summer is gonna suck extra nuts because of it.

Not to mention the fact that everyone's going to be caught up watching the war unfold on tv (REMEMBER 9/11?!?) ...

personally I could give a fuck about the crisis over there - I just don't want sales to go down :-)

hmmm touché
but then again, i believe sales won't be as bad as we expect

TaDoW · 03-07-2003, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by BrettJ
great. more well thought out foreign policy by a pornographer

listen here you piece of shit, you're not more than 5 feet away from me, and my shoe's have steel fucking toes.

stevo · 03-07-2003, 09:15 PM

Most of the soldiers have allready left... Sales would have been down by now. Still plenty of college students and old perverts to feed.

Nasty D · 03-07-2003, 09:17 PM

they might cancel baseball

Nasty D · 03-07-2003, 09:17 PM

We should just get it on....WW3.....atleast get Bin or Sadam this time!

Juggernaut · 03-07-2003, 09:18 PM

War is good for porn... expect adult sites to make more money. People will rather stay at home than go out, generally speaking.

TaDoW · 03-07-2003, 09:22 PM

bleh - I think people will be staying in, but they'll be tuned to CNN - not porn.com ...

by the way, who the fuck owns porn.com?

pr0 · 03-07-2003, 09:24 PM

lets just hope no nukes come raining down anywhere...& i think we'll be ok

Hardcore J · 03-07-2003, 09:25 PM

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Originally posted by TaDoW
bleh - I think people will be staying in, but they'll be tuned to CNN - not porn.com ...

by the way, who the fuck owns porn.com?

me of course.

notion · 03-07-2003, 09:50 PM

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Originally posted by Juggernaut
War is good for porn... expect adult sites to make more money. People will rather stay at home than go out, generally speaking.

Agreed: people will want to get their minds off a looming war -> porn is the answer.

Rochard · 03-07-2003, 10:04 PM

In case anyone hasn't figured this out...... All of these guys are already over there, and I don't see sales dropping.....

DavePlays · 03-07-2003, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by BrettJ
great. more well thought out foreign policy by a pornographer

PornoDoggy · 03-07-2003, 11:36 PM

Maybe all the pornographers for Bush can petition him to bring the boys home ... I'm sure he'd want to know of their support.

J-Reel · 03-07-2003, 11:57 PM

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Originally posted by TaDoW
Okay so we should all be out on the street protesting because if we go to war - THOUSANDS of all of our target markets will be out in the fucking desert getting SHOT AT - you think they're gonna be buying memberships from that deserted wasteland? yeah right! Sales are gonna go down, and this summer is gonna suck extra nuts because of it.

Not to mention the fact that everyone's going to be caught up watching the war unfold on tv (REMEMBER 9/11?!?) ...

personally I could give a fuck about the crisis over there - I just don't want sales to go down :-)

Spoken like a true American. That's a great reason not to go to war

iroc409 · 03-08-2003, 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by TaDoW

listen here you piece of shit, you're not more than 5 feet away from me, and my shoe's have steel fucking toes.

should we go to war against bad grammar?

Snapper · 03-08-2003, 12:12 AM

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Originally posted by PornoDoggy
Maybe all the pornographers for Bush can petition him to bring the boys home ... I'm sure he'd want to know of their support.

I like it! Porn republicans unite!!!!

I say bomb the fuckers. The new government might allow internet access and then we can all make money. Think of it, www.porn.iq Ohhhhh yeah.

Matt_WildCash · 03-08-2003, 12:12 AM

Only 250,000 men are going over there, they will wipe ass faster than the first gulf war. It will be a fast war and will make all the scared Americans stay home instead of flying around the world traveling, since they stay home they use the internet a whole lot more and we all get more traffic / sales / money$$$.

Americans are scared shitless of traveling when everything isn't perfect, look at September 11th, huge numbers of Americans said they were scared of flying and were staying home cause of it.

Our business is resession proof, war proof so dont' worry

TaDoW · 03-08-2003, 01:21 AM

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Originally posted by iroc409

should we go to war against bad grammar?

alright alright - my SHOES ;-)

03-07-2003, 09:11 PM	#1
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	Why we shouldn't go to war: Okay so we should all be out on the street protesting because if we go to war - THOUSANDS of all of our target markets will be out in the fucking desert getting SHOT AT - you think they're gonna be buying memberships from that deserted wasteland? yeah right! Sales are gonna go down, and this summer is gonna suck extra nuts because of it. Not to mention the fact that everyone's going to be caught up watching the war unfold on tv (REMEMBER 9/11?!?) ... personally I could give a fuck about the crisis over there - I just don't want sales to go down :-) __________________ -TaDoW I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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Nasty D Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: P-Town Posts: 2,563	We should just get it on....WW3.....atleast get Bin or Sadam this time! __________________ Pimp Mandy Mayhem, Tabatha Sweet, Kristi Montana and Lexy Lohan @ Hawt Money Last edited by Nasty D; 03-07-2003 at 09:19 PM..

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TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	bleh - I think people will be staying in, but they'll be tuned to CNN - not porn.com ... by the way, who the fuck owns porn.com? __________________ -TaDoW I've Upped My Standards, Up Yours!

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pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	lets just hope no nukes come raining down anywhere...& i think we'll be ok __________________ __________ Loadedca$h - get sum! - Revengebucks - mmm rebills! - webair (gotz sErVrz)

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BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	great. more well thought out foreign policy by a pornographer

03-07-2003, 09:15 PM	#5
stevo Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 2,051	Most of the soldiers have allready left... Sales would have been down by now. Still plenty of college students and old perverts to feed.

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Juggernaut Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 753	War is good for porn... expect adult sites to make more money. People will rather stay at home than go out, generally speaking.

03-07-2003, 10:04 PM	#13
Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 74,050	In case anyone hasn't figured this out...... All of these guys are already over there, and I don't see sales dropping..... __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL \| THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION

03-07-2003, 11:36 PM	#15
PornoDoggy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,053	Maybe all the pornographers for Bush can petition him to bring the boys home ... I'm sure he'd want to know of their support.

03-08-2003, 12:12 AM	#19
Matt_WildCash Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,699	Only 250,000 men are going over there, they will wipe ass faster than the first gulf war. It will be a fast war and will make all the scared Americans stay home instead of flying around the world traveling, since they stay home they use the internet a whole lot more and we all get more traffic / sales / money$$$. Americans are scared shitless of traveling when everything isn't perfect, look at September 11th, huge numbers of Americans said they were scared of flying and were staying home cause of it. Our business is resession proof, war proof so dont' worry