Why we shouldn't go to war:
 

Okay so we should all be out on the street protesting because if we go to war - THOUSANDS of all of our target markets will be out in the fucking desert getting SHOT AT - you think they're gonna be buying memberships from that deserted wasteland? yeah right! Sales are gonna go down, and this summer is gonna suck extra nuts because of it.

Not to mention the fact that everyone's going to be caught up watching the war unfold on tv (REMEMBER 9/11?!?) ...

personally I could give a fuck about the crisis over there - I just don't want sales to go down :-) :thumbsup

great. more well thought out foreign policy by a pornographer

hmmm touché
but then again, i believe sales won't be as bad as we expect

listen here you piece of shit, you're not more than 5 feet away from me, and my shoe's have steel fucking toes.

Most of the soldiers have allready left... Sales would have been down by now. Still plenty of college students and old perverts to feed.

they might cancel baseball

We should just get it on....WW3.....atleast get Bin or Sadam this time!

War is good for porn... expect adult sites to make more money. People will rather stay at home than go out, generally speaking.

bleh - I think people will be staying in, but they'll be tuned to CNN - not porn.com ...


by the way, who the fuck owns porn.com?

lets just hope no nukes come raining down anywhere...& i think we'll be ok

me of course.

Agreed: people will want to get their minds off a looming war -> porn is the answer.

In case anyone hasn't figured this out...... All of these guys are already over there, and I don't see sales dropping.....

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Maybe all the pornographers for Bush can petition him to bring the boys home ... I'm sure he'd want to know of their support.

Spoken like a true American. That's a great reason not to go to war:eek7

should we go to war against bad grammar?

I like it! Porn republicans unite!!!!

I say bomb the fuckers. The new government might allow internet access and then we can all make money. Think of it, www.porn.iq Ohhhhh yeah.

Only 250,000 men are going over there, they will wipe ass faster than the first gulf war. It will be a fast war and will make all the scared Americans stay home instead of flying around the world traveling, since they stay home they use the internet a whole lot more and we all get more traffic / sales / money$$$.

Americans are scared shitless of traveling when everything isn't perfect, look at September 11th, huge numbers of Americans said they were scared of flying and were staying home cause of it.

Our business is resession proof, war proof so dont' worry

alright alright - my SHOES ;-)