I just got a summons . . .
 

for Jury Duty. i guess it is time to server my civic duty :) Could you picture me on a jury?

This is not true.

Plugger has been served for child support for a child he never knew he had. This will teach him to keep his damn pee pee in his pants!

Now that would REALLY suck, jusr duty is looking pretty good!

Just write DECEASED on it.. they'll never bother you again

I was summoned for jury duty a couple years ago, since I was self-employed I got out of it by saying I could not take the time off work. They asked for a couple phone numbers of companies I worked with to verify I was self-employed and that was it.

I've always wanted to serve on a jury, but have never been called. I'm a registered voter, I've got a driver license, it's not like they don't know I'm here.

Wonder if it's a height thing? (I'm only 4'11") :)

are you sure it's not one of those sting operations like when they send out registered mail for people to come to a certain location to pick up their prize from a sweepstakes. Would be too funny to show up and it be a big bust . . .

Just tell them you are an PORNOGRAPHER...... And you will never hear from them again.

theres a term you could say during the juror interview thing, something along the lines that you dont believe anyone is guilty. usually the prosuector would dismiss you. ill try looking up the word for ya.

I want to serve on a jury for a webmaster that is being charged with obscenity. Can you say mistrial!

Or go with Homer Simpson's excuse:
"I'm prejudice against ALL races!"