Celebrity sex crimes go unpunished - GoFuckYourself.com

fpcgary · 04-26-2014, 10:13 AM

With Vivid releasing a new celebrity sex tape this week, I thought it important that we take a moment to remember that these videos have REAL victims.

We must remember there are real victims when a celebrity sex tape is stolen. Think about the case of MTV Teen Mom Farrah Abraham. This poor young lady had just dropped her child off to whoever would take the kid, then she forgot to put panties on, which would normally be no big deal except it was a Wednesday and on Wednesday's she always has a male porn star spend the day at her house, that week it was James Deen (Yes THAT Jemes Deen). Some sort of charity thing I believe.

She has needs and since a porn star was there, she thought maybe he would make a good father for her child so she suggested they make love to see if they were compatible. Now this fine young lady is not a whore and does not let just anyone hit that vagina, so she apologized to porn star James Deen and said it would have to be in the ass because she doesn't have vaginal sex on the first date.

He kindly agreed and they made hot passionate butt love, she thought maybe her child would have a new daddy and they would be a family, it was because of all this thinking about family that she didn't notice a film crew had broken into her home. Boom mics have gotten smaller over the years, so it can happen to anyone. These bastards broke in, 2 cameramen, sound guy, lighting crew, director, they not only broke into her one day rental home and filmed this poor girl during her most intimate of moments, but to this day they continue to escape justice.

Farrah Abraham was so distraught that she accidentally signed over the rights for the video to Vivid Cash <-- WARNING! That's my referral link, so please go to your address bar and type in the address manually so you don't risk signing up under me. That's how STD's are caught.

Now that her second video is out, I ask everyone that when you are watching her take that cock in a sex swing, just please remember that she did not ask for this. She may have set up the deal, hired the porn star, promoted the tape, cashed the checks, etc, but she did not ask for this.

freecartoonporn · 04-26-2014, 10:45 AM

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dyna mo · 04-26-2014, 11:02 AM

well fucking played.

Can you write tweets the same way? I have business.

fpcgary · 04-26-2014, 11:04 AM

I used to tweet during sex with my ex-wife. That's how much I enjoy tweeting. Don't know why she left me, but I still got Twitter, so fuck her.

Send me email or something, we can take care of anything you need.

dyna mo · 04-26-2014, 11:14 AM

email sent.

blackmonsters · 04-26-2014, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by fpcgary

With Vivid releasing a new celebrity sex tape this week, I thought it important that we take a moment to remember that these videos have REAL victims.

We must remember there are real victims when a celebrity sex tape is stolen. Think about the case of MTV Teen Mom Farrah Abraham. This poor young lady had just dropped her child off to whoever would take the kid, then she forgot to put panties on, which would normally be no big deal except it was a Wednesday and on Wednesday's she always has a male porn star spend the day at her house, that week it was James Deen (Yes THAT Jemes Deen). Some sort of charity thing I believe.

She has needs and since a porn star was there, she thought maybe he would make a good father for her child so she suggested they make love to see if they were compatible. Now this fine young lady is not a whore and does not let just anyone hit that vagina, so she apologized to porn star James Deen and said it would have to be in the ass because she doesn't have vaginal sex on the first date.

He kindly agreed and they made hot passionate butt love, she thought maybe her child would have a new daddy and they would be a family, it was because of all this thinking about family that she didn't notice a film crew had broken into her home. Boom mics have gotten smaller over the years, so it can happen to anyone. These bastards broke in, 2 cameramen, sound guy, lighting crew, director, they not only broke into her one day rental home and filmed this poor girl during her most intimate of moments, but to this day they continue to escape justice.

Farrah Abraham was so distraught that she accidentally signed over the rights for the video to Vivid Cash <-- WARNING! That's my referral link, so please go to your address bar and type in the address manually so you don't risk signing up under me. That's how STD's are caught.

Now that her second video is out, I ask everyone that when you are watching her take that cock in a sex swing, just please remember that she did not ask for this. She may have set up the deal, hired the porn star, promoted the tape, cashed the checks, etc, but she did not ask for this.

Matt 26z · 04-26-2014, 12:27 PM

fpcgary · 04-26-2014, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

email sent.

Emailed you back. Love the idea. Very cool

dyna mo · 04-26-2014, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by fpcgary

Emailed you back. Love the idea. Very cool

cool, thx! I've been writing the tweets for this but struggling for ideas for them.

Jel · 04-26-2014, 03:10 PM

lol, nice work

fpcgary · 04-26-2014, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

cool, thx! I've been writing the tweets for this but struggling for ideas for them.

Sounds like a fun project, my partner and I often play make believe anyway. I play a hooker with a heart of gold, he plays a guys who wonders why his business partner has lost his mind.

fpcgary · 04-27-2014, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

dude , i got boner.
lets start sex story site.

I would like to start a sex story site, but from checking out similar sites it seems like they require a little more r*pe by d*g stories than I got in me.

JuicyBunny · 04-27-2014, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by fpcgary

I would like to start a sex story site, but from checking out similar sites it seems like they require a little more r*pe by d*g stories than I got in me.

Hey...Dogs gotta eat too.

Nice piece about the sad life of Farrah.

seeandsee · 04-27-2014, 01:53 PM

She could be good porn star, she should make more videos

John-ACWM · 04-28-2014, 04:03 AM

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Mediamix · 04-28-2014, 04:40 AM

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pornguy · 04-28-2014, 06:38 AM

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fpcgary · 04-28-2014, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM

nice job there

Thank you *bows*

I can listen to Farrah talk about her sex tape all day. How she was tricked into it, the tape was stolen, she didn't realize she was banging a porn star, and so on. Masterful

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fpcgary Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 96	Celebrity sex crimes go unpunished With Vivid releasing a new celebrity sex tape this week, I thought it important that we take a moment to remember that these videos have REAL victims. We must remember there are real victims when a celebrity sex tape is stolen. Think about the case of MTV Teen Mom Farrah Abraham. This poor young lady had just dropped her child off to whoever would take the kid, then she forgot to put panties on, which would normally be no big deal except it was a Wednesday and on Wednesday's she always has a male porn star spend the day at her house, that week it was James Deen (Yes THAT Jemes Deen). Some sort of charity thing I believe. She has needs and since a porn star was there, she thought maybe he would make a good father for her child so she suggested they make love to see if they were compatible. Now this fine young lady is not a whore and does not let just anyone hit that vagina, so she apologized to porn star James Deen and said it would have to be in the ass because she doesn't have vaginal sex on the first date. He kindly agreed and they made hot passionate butt love, she thought maybe her child would have a new daddy and they would be a family, it was because of all this thinking about family that she didn't notice a film crew had broken into her home. Boom mics have gotten smaller over the years, so it can happen to anyone. These bastards broke in, 2 cameramen, sound guy, lighting crew, director, they not only broke into her one day rental home and filmed this poor girl during her most intimate of moments, but to this day they continue to escape justice. Farrah Abraham was so distraught that she accidentally signed over the rights for the video to Vivid Cash <-- WARNING! That's my referral link, so please go to your address bar and type in the address manually so you don't risk signing up under me. That's how STD's are caught. Now that her second video is out, I ask everyone that when you are watching her take that cock in a sex swing, just please remember that she did not ask for this. She may have set up the deal, hired the porn star, promoted the tape, cashed the checks, etc, but she did not ask for this. __________________ Writing services. Blog posts, descriptions, articles, etc $1/100 words. Drop me a line for special deals Managed twitter accounts. Great for promoting cam girls. Drop me a line ICQ - 495714597 email – [email protected]

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