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fpcgary 04-26-2014 10:13 AM

Celebrity sex crimes go unpunished
 
With Vivid releasing a new celebrity sex tape this week, I thought it important that we take a moment to remember that these videos have REAL victims.

We must remember there are real victims when a celebrity sex tape is stolen. Think about the case of MTV Teen Mom Farrah Abraham. This poor young lady had just dropped her child off to whoever would take the kid, then she forgot to put panties on, which would normally be no big deal except it was a Wednesday and on Wednesday's she always has a male porn star spend the day at her house, that week it was James Deen (Yes THAT Jemes Deen). Some sort of charity thing I believe.

She has needs and since a porn star was there, she thought maybe he would make a good father for her child so she suggested they make love to see if they were compatible. Now this fine young lady is not a whore and does not let just anyone hit that vagina, so she apologized to porn star James Deen and said it would have to be in the ass because she doesn't have vaginal sex on the first date.

He kindly agreed and they made hot passionate butt love, she thought maybe her child would have a new daddy and they would be a family, it was because of all this thinking about family that she didn't notice a film crew had broken into her home. Boom mics have gotten smaller over the years, so it can happen to anyone. These bastards broke in, 2 cameramen, sound guy, lighting crew, director, they not only broke into her one day rental home and filmed this poor girl during her most intimate of moments, but to this day they continue to escape justice.

Farrah Abraham was so distraught that she accidentally signed over the rights for the video to Vivid Cash <-- WARNING! That's my referral link, so please go to your address bar and type in the address manually so you don't risk signing up under me. That's how STD's are caught.

Now that her second video is out, I ask everyone that when you are watching her take that cock in a sex swing, just please remember that she did not ask for this. She may have set up the deal, hired the porn star, promoted the tape, cashed the checks, etc, but she did not ask for this.

freecartoonporn 04-26-2014 10:45 AM

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dyna mo 04-26-2014 11:02 AM

well fucking played.

Can you write tweets the same way? I have business.

fpcgary 04-26-2014 11:04 AM

I used to tweet during sex with my ex-wife. That's how much I enjoy tweeting. Don't know why she left me, but I still got Twitter, so fuck her.

Send me email or something, we can take care of anything you need.

dyna mo 04-26-2014 11:14 AM

email sent.

blackmonsters 04-26-2014 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fpcgary (Post 20063769)
With Vivid releasing a new celebrity sex tape this week, I thought it important that we take a moment to remember that these videos have REAL victims.

We must remember there are real victims when a celebrity sex tape is stolen. Think about the case of MTV Teen Mom Farrah Abraham. This poor young lady had just dropped her child off to whoever would take the kid, then she forgot to put panties on, which would normally be no big deal except it was a Wednesday and on Wednesday's she always has a male porn star spend the day at her house, that week it was James Deen (Yes THAT Jemes Deen). Some sort of charity thing I believe.

She has needs and since a porn star was there, she thought maybe he would make a good father for her child so she suggested they make love to see if they were compatible. Now this fine young lady is not a whore and does not let just anyone hit that vagina, so she apologized to porn star James Deen and said it would have to be in the ass because she doesn't have vaginal sex on the first date.

He kindly agreed and they made hot passionate butt love, she thought maybe her child would have a new daddy and they would be a family, it was because of all this thinking about family that she didn't notice a film crew had broken into her home. Boom mics have gotten smaller over the years, so it can happen to anyone. These bastards broke in, 2 cameramen, sound guy, lighting crew, director, they not only broke into her one day rental home and filmed this poor girl during her most intimate of moments, but to this day they continue to escape justice.

Farrah Abraham was so distraught that she accidentally signed over the rights for the video to Vivid Cash <-- WARNING! That's my referral link, so please go to your address bar and type in the address manually so you don't risk signing up under me. That's how STD's are caught.

Now that her second video is out, I ask everyone that when you are watching her take that cock in a sex swing, just please remember that she did not ask for this. She may have set up the deal, hired the porn star, promoted the tape, cashed the checks, etc, but she did not ask for this.

:1orglaugh

Matt 26z 04-26-2014 12:27 PM

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fpcgary 04-26-2014 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20063822)
email sent.


Emailed you back. Love the idea. Very cool

dyna mo 04-26-2014 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fpcgary (Post 20063957)
Emailed you back. Love the idea. Very cool

cool, thx! I've been writing the tweets for this but struggling for ideas for them.

:thumbsup

Jel 04-26-2014 03:10 PM

lol, nice work :thumbsup

fpcgary 04-26-2014 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20063973)
cool, thx! I've been writing the tweets for this but struggling for ideas for them.

:thumbsup

Sounds like a fun project, my partner and I often play make believe anyway. I play a hooker with a heart of gold, he plays a guys who wonders why his business partner has lost his mind.

fpcgary 04-27-2014 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn (Post 20063801)
dude , i got boner.
lets start sex story site.

I would like to start a sex story site, but from checking out similar sites it seems like they require a little more r*pe by d*g stories than I got in me.

JuicyBunny 04-27-2014 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fpcgary (Post 20064926)
I would like to start a sex story site, but from checking out similar sites it seems like they require a little more r*pe by d*g stories than I got in me.

Hey...Dogs gotta eat too.


Nice piece about the sad life of Farrah.

seeandsee 04-27-2014 01:53 PM

She could be good porn star, she should make more videos

John-ACWM 04-28-2014 04:03 AM

:1orglaugh nice job there :thumbsup

Mediamix 04-28-2014 04:40 AM

Well..... This was funny... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

pornguy 04-28-2014 06:38 AM

Well written advertisement.

fpcgary 04-28-2014 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM (Post 20065551)
:1orglaugh nice job there :thumbsup


Thank you *bows*

I can listen to Farrah talk about her sex tape all day. How she was tricked into it, the tape was stolen, she didn't realize she was banging a porn star, and so on. Masterful


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