You have to be kidding me, stealing client's money isn't falling on hard times. It's called theft

Unbelievable!

I see the same handful of idiots constantly crying and screaming in this thread - but not willing to actually do anything to stop the problem.

Idiots, who still believe that Zombaio, also known as Samport, is simply having financial problems, and that we should just "give them some time" and everything will be fine.

Guess what? Samport has an excellent economy. They simply decided to steal from you.

And you idiots will continue to scream on this board, but you are not willing to actually report them to the authorities - despite the fact the evidence against Samport and John Cavebring is overwhelming.

Samport Payment Services AB is doing great. Their equity in 2012 was 6.4 million USD.

http://www.allabolag.se/5566215215/bokslut

You have all the evidence right in front of your eyes, yet you continue to waste everyone's time by your meaningless rants on GFY.

I know I'm wasting my time with you guys.
Move on...

Correction:

Their equity in 2012 was 1.4 million USD.

Correction:

Are you using the combined equity and liability enterprise value? That might be the right number if you were planning an acquisition, but it is not like they can write a check against that.

The statement you linked shows a loss for net income, not massive hoarded profits.

Even if 2 vaguely related companies wanted to give each other loans, the one you linked shows nothing to loan in that statement.

I notice you don't have a sig and are posting false info and hoping a biller goes under, when every biller which fails is damaging to the industry.

You might be right about wasting your time because you either can't read financial statements (which is fine, unless you are making false claims about what they say) or you have an agenda.

Zombaio always answers my support questions within 24 hours (during working days) and have come up to date with the payouts.

I think a lot of people here need to chill and give them a chance.

Most people that complain here now are the ones who already canceled Zombaio as their billing and are waiting for final payouts and/or rebill payouts.
Zombaio probably thinks it is best to now pay the existing customers/merchants/webmasters first, so they stay and afterwards payout the webmasters that have left Zombaio and only rebill webmasters.

What are you insinuating?

Care to document this frivolous claim?

that is not true.
I'm still a active customer on zombaio and they are not willing to response on tickets, and they are not payout since two months.

I think we should report them on authorities to stop this fraudulent activities from zombaio.

Fools.

Your cheap ass gambled on a cheap processor with questionable credentials.

Your gamble did not pay off.

Stop crying and get over it.

moneymoneymoney
 

Well i check in on these Zombaio posts for the last few days like this tread is CNBC or some shit. I have been processing with Zombaio since 2008 so i am a Zombaio VET -- they were my solo processor until their issues in 2009 then i added a second biller. Yes i am behind a couple payments but they have always paid. Yes i enjoyed the great rates and late payments... At this point with the negativity in the air i have no choice but to move on and find a new second biller. Not because of zombaio but because this bad air is bound to have an effect on them and their services. Im owe a few 1000s and i hope i get it. but im just moving on. Im sure the ones pissing the most are the ones that used them as their solo processor. Here is some advice that i learned the hard way: Be sure to have at least two processors and try to rotate which is #1 and #2 every few months. Good luck to all and lets drive to pull new customers NOW and less on zombaio bashing -- because either way if they are to be or not to be we are powerless

If you quoted or read my whole post, it is quite clear. You made multiple false statements relating to the financials you linked.

If you don't have a sig, you are hiding who you are for some reason. I have no idea why you'd need to hide, but you apparently think it is awesome to attack companies anonymously, even when you are hurting the industry by doing so.

Zombaio answers my tickets. I hope they do not go under.

Your experience sounds plausible with your 5 posts and no sig :error

I am asking you again. Please document that I should have posted false info.

Are you claiming that I'm a fake nick or that I'm not part of this industry?

If so, please provide proof of this accusation.

Why do you attack the user mygov? Has it never crossed your mind that perhaps he/she told the truth?

AmeliaG, what is your agenda in this?
Please be honest, what do you gain personally/financially by sabotaging the truth?

All I said is that you feel you have reason to hide. I'm sure you know best what that reason is, but I think it is cowardly to attack a company anonymously. What do you do in online adult?

If you think a user with 5 posts (all about processing for stuff like scat or whining about billers) is having an experience representative of most people processing with Zombaio ... well, please be honest; there is no way you think that.

If you have to ask why someone who runs a program wants billers to stay in business, you don't seem like you are in this industry at all.

This was posted by "HornyBucks" in another thread:

HornyBucks
Registered User

Zombaio appears to be play money for Cawen Financial / Samport (Samport.com), some swedish dudes having fun while not paying people. Zombaio appears just some joke billing offspring that they dont give a shit about. Lately half the board appears to have gone into some just-eat.com rip off for sweden called pizza24.se - now thats adult diversification!

on a G search , it appears Michael O "retired" (rhymes with fired), and his new nemesis hasnt appeared yet but why wait, the guys are waiting to take your skypes and calls.

samport.com - holding company for zombaio and cawen
mikael hedlof
[email protected]
skype: mikaelhedlof6410

John Cavebring - appears to be the founder
Skype: samport_john
URL: samport.com
bullshit cell +19176902763

they should be delighted to help when zombaio are closed most hours of the day for you Euro guys

peace out

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I'm going to be sending them emails 3 times a day until I get an answer.

I suggest you do also.

And to answer your questions about why people just bitch here, it's because we all have the fear that if we try to shove the law up Zombaio's ass, they will shut down and everybody will lose their money. So we have to sit here and take it up our own asses because we are all helpless.

I'm going to at least swamp them with emails. If they don't answer, I'll email bomb them with thousands of emails from different addresses and servers.

I can't take much more of this.

Send your emails in Swedish, use this easy tool:

https://translate.google.com/#en/sv/

So you can tell them in Swedish:

Dra åt helvete i röven!

I am asking you again - for the third time. Please document that I should have posted false info.

(Repeating the unsubstantiated nonsense in https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=20178701&postcount=405 is not evidence).

So, AmeliaG, please provide proof of your accusations that I have posted false info or give an apology. Thank you.

I understand your frustration.

You can ask Alexandra Lundberg or Veronica Cavebring on the Swedish phone number 0046 35 12 70 70 where your money is. They know.

(Yes, they are related to this case.)

UnCutMe AB was incorporated on March 1, 2012 - With money that was embezzled from Zombaio merchants.

http://i58.tinypic.com/339qbzo.jpg
http://www.solidinfo.se/koncernstruk...ing-Holding-AB

You are ridiculous. I have only 5 posts in this board and you think I'm not in the business or I'm not allowed to share my experience with zombaio...

Well, I'm processing (not only) with zombaio and this is all you need to know. I want to share my experience with everyone in this board now, because it should warn new and/or existing zombaio merchants to be careful with zombaio.

Zombaio not pay off and no longer responds to tickets.
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Who give a shit if I have only 5 posts?! I think you know that only users in the adult business are allowed to write in this board...

You don't trust me that I'm a customer from zombaio?
h**p://s14.directupload.net/images/140803/bqybex7t.jpg

im not even asking about my money if it comes it comes it comes :/ juuuust $3500 floating in the air- does anyone know the cost associated with opening your own merchant account- if i ever get that 3,500 i will use it for that - #movingOn

Well Michael you were the one giving death threats to not only me but also my family and my two 7 years old daughters after ePassport failed.
You can try to hide but its hard on the interweb these days.

I save shit like this so thread carefully, still in Asia? can be a dangerous place to do Adult business some countries more than others. Remember the Swedish guys getting locked up for a looong time?

Want me to post the email?


Eller er en dansk version bedre?

How about you read the part about the financial statements and not just the sentence you want to whine about. Respond to the business part and there is a conversation possible. Only you know if you didn't understand what you linked or you wanted to mislead.

Someone with a low post count and no sig is less credible.

But I never questioned whether you processed with Zombaio.

Given that your only other posts are about processing for scat and such, I think it is fair to say that your experience may not be representative.

FOR FUCKS SAKE ALREADY CAN YOU BOTH GET A ROOM?

OK, so the guy has a few posts.... we all know that you require the following from any poster to be taken seriously:

1) full name
2) date of birth
3) address
4) job info
5) social security
6) what they fucking ate for dinner last night

But you know what? Some of us DON'T WANT the world to know who we are. Is that ok with you, Queen of NSA?

Just because you live your life online and feel there is something real out there, when there isn't, is your choice, but it's not the choice for everybody else.

Now stop fucking up this "We Hate Zombaio" thread and get a room already.

Now, where was I... oh, yes, I FUCKING HATE ZOMBAIO!!!!

AmeliaG,

Regardless of whether you are getting your money or not, it is more than apparent that Zombaio has done something shady, which has resulted in them not having webmaster's payout in a reasonable and timely manner.

Money doesn't evaporate, so if they don't have it all right now? Where is it? What happen to it? They are months behind on some people, and weeks behind on others. Their lame excuse never addressed "where is the money", what they want is time to payback, what they "stole, borrowed, used, etc....."

Why would any webmaster endorse a company, that has shown a blatant disregard for ethical and honest behavior?

What?!
Michael O, I am sorry if someone has threatened you or your family. Although I think you are an untruthful prick, it wasn't me. You've definitely got the wrong guy.

In Danish: Michael, jeg tror du seriøst forveksler mig med en anden person. Dødstrusler er alvorlige sager - det er at gå langt over stregen. Til din orientering har jeg aldrig sat mine ben i Asien, så det er nok en god ide at du gennemgår dine beviser/ledetråde een gang til, så du får fundet frem til den rette afsender af dødstruslen. Hvis din "hemmelige beundrer" også befinder sig i Asien, så er det nok klogest at du finder ud af hvem det er. :2 cents:

Is this a threat on my safety?

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=20094928&postcount=59

Michael O, from your language I hint that you want to threaten me physically.

You mentioned that someone in Asia had threatened your family in regards to your role in the ePassporte scam. As I told you earlier, that wasn't me. You've identified the wrong guy. You should do your homework better.

Men dine trusler imod mig må ophøre straks. Dette er ikke til debat - og jeg vil reagere hvis du fortsætter. :warning

So what's the point of this thread? All that's going to happen is someone is going to complain about Zombaio being late... ShowMe69 will respond and say how horrible they are, AmeliaG will come back and say how great they are and the original person who was complaining will come back a week later and say how they finally got their money (and I guess randomly Michael O and someone will trade threats in some other language) but is this actually going anywhere? I think we all get it, Zombaio pays late...maybe they'll go out of business maybe they won't.

Lol love the rant brother xxx

Its clear that OP is having a red letter day

http://tvrecappersanonymous.files.wo...evil.jpg?w=500



No?

The point of the thread is so that newbies or just your regular adult webmaster that comes to GFY and were contemplating using Zombaio have some info and from that they can make an informed decision whether to use this company or not.:pimp

Yes, and in the interest of balance and to ensure that they put your "valuable" opinion into perspective we should point out that you were closed down by Zombaio for illegal content so you couldn't process with them even if you wanted to.

Also, when you consider that one of the reasons that Zombaio are having cash flow issues is because they can no longer access fast settling acquiring partners, YOU and people like you that have been using them to process illegal content, could actually be a very big part of the problem.

What illegal content?

Next time do your homework before you open your mouth, but it actually shows you don't know what you are talking about https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1112161. Now click the link and read.

I know why our account was really closed and the bullshit reason was a BRAM violation, the word "sleeping" was used on 5 videos out of 40,000, which we quickly removed once notified.
The real reason was I was bitching about late payments 1 1/2 years ago, this was done after 4+ years of doing business with this company.

You can sit here and be a cheerleader for Zombaio if you like, but I am sure the majority of webmasters know that this company is shady and what they did and are doing to webmaster's money.

You really believe they are having cash flow problems because of access fast settling acquiring partners...lol...really :Oh crap
If that's what you believe keep processing with them and time will tell. My warning is for all those people who feel something is shady or just not right with Zombaio. For those people I say follow your gut and act on your intuition, NOW!!!!

Or listen to lagcam's explanation of why they are having cash flow problems :pimp

The choice is yours.

I got couple of payments but nothing for past 4 weeks so problem is worsening and not improving. No body has a right to use my money on the pretext that I will be paid eventually and meanwhile should continue to bankroll thieves. I think most folks have discontinued them and as a result they have no new funds coming in to pay ourstanding dues.
I am removing them from all my sites immediately

well i recived payment yesterday ... so things may get better we will see ..

There is a very simple difference between your posts and agenda and mine and that is that I want Zombaio to trade out of their problems and pay everybody what they are owed, and you want Zombaio to go out of business and for everybody to lose their money because you are mad at being closed down by them.... despite that probably being on the instructions of either visa or mastercard.

You have no dog in the fight so you should shut up.

I do have a dog, and his bollocks are on the line and I don't want him to lose them.

By trying to support Zombaio's efforts to recover by being more patient than I would normally be and by not constantly calling them liars, thieves and cock suckers or trying to put doubts in the mind of other people prepared to give them the benefit of the doubt, I feel that I am at least giving them a chance to try and make things right.

I appreciate that even if everybody took this calmer approach it still may not be enough as the same people that got themselves into this state are unlikely to be able to get themselves out without additional specialist help or a big cash injection, but the way I look at it is that no matter what the prize or the target, a slim chance of getting something is always better than no chance.

:thumbsup

So 'thread' carefully??? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :uhoh :disgust

uhu, I received today the payment from June. (via EU Wire Transfer)
But for some reason they deducted 0.26 cent from the full payout amount?!?!
Hopefully the rest payouts coming soon. :/

Unfortunately, since months it is also not possible to download the pdf invoices...

Davids excuses about the missing invoices are always the same "next week, shortly, forwarded the request, no response from accounting, ..."

I wonder what's going on with zombaio...

Nice post

Got one, still a few to go...

Well Just got payment from July - a month late :) - i guess i will be waiting another month for the next one -- they are paying EVENTUALLY- Glad i had that second processor or i would but fucked -

you so crazy... wow, paid... FOR REALZ?

"Only" 4 days to move money electronically to the card. You know...that is supposed to be INSTANT.

That's what really burns my ass.

They "Okey-doke" me and delay paying me. And then they have the fucking balls to pretend that the money can't be moved to my RedPass card once I FINALLY get it over to Redpass. My last "pending transfer" from Redpass to my card took 19 days! And that was after the actual payment was already behind by over a month.

They have spent the last two years blaming it on their bank (same thing they did with ACH payments...which took WEEKS to go through).

:Oh crap :Oh crap

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