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dchottie · 03-07-2003, 10:46 AM

OK, how does a person in this industry go about getting a remote position with one of the adult industry companies? I do not want to do the sex side of it (i.e. phone sex, cam sex erotic writing or anything) I want to use my education and intelligence to better my bank account. I am tired of the 9 to 5 with my internet ventures being limited to evening and days off. But, I can't quit the 9 to 5 unless I find something else with a steady check. I have 3 beautiful rugrats that need their Nike's. I've tried some of the adult job posting boards but have mainly seen ads for the sex side of the biz. And those that weren't were so sketchy i'd be afraid to rely on them for my main source of income. I mean my main goal in life is to completely submerge myself in the online porn industry, raise my kids, and when they have moved out on their own I want to move to Vegas, sit in front of the slots all day and become a lush. Any help on this would be greatly appreciated.

Juicy D. Links · 03-07-2003, 10:49 AM

post a pic of yourself so we can better assess your goods

Jer · 03-07-2003, 10:50 AM

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Originally posted by dchottie
... I want to move to Vegas, sit in front of the slots all day and become a lush.

So you want to make money then lost money.

dchottie · 03-07-2003, 10:57 AM

lol . . I want to make enough money that sitting in front of the slots has no impact whatsoever on my bank account. It's just a relaxing sort of thing to do. And I never keep a pic of myself on the computer just in case it should fall into the wrong hands and end up being edited and reused somewhere. The only picture I have access to via the computer is my wedding picture. I'm sure that would do nothing for you porn lords

EscortBiz · 03-07-2003, 10:59 AM

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Originally posted by dchottie
lol . . I want to make enough money that sitting in front of the slots has no impact whatsoever on my bank account. It's just a relaxing sort of thing to do. And I never keep a pic of myself on the computer just in case it should fall into the wrong hands and end up being edited and reused somewhere. The only picture I have access to via the computer is my wedding picture. I'm sure that would do nothing for you porn lords

Remember the rule guys

NO PIC = BBW

Jer · 03-07-2003, 11:00 AM

I would just insert Travolta's face in your husband.

CDSmith · 03-07-2003, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by dchottie
I mean my main goal in life is to completely submerge myself in the online porn industry, I want to move to Vegas, sit in front of the slots all day and become a lush.

My God....... finally after all these years,... is this a woman after my own heart with the SAME goals as me??

Can it........ be?

dchottie · 03-07-2003, 11:06 AM

I may regret this but . . Like I said it's my wedding picture and it was at a bed & breakfast just the two of us . . so no trick photography, no audience and no high priced person to do my hair and makeup. It's just me the way I look every day. Well, except for the dress . . . http://www.groovythumbs.com/images/wedding.gif

dchottie · 03-07-2003, 11:08 AM

nah my hubby is way hotter than Travolta . . . of course I could have inserted Travolta's face in place of "Frankie the Fairie" that did the ceremony . . . lol

Jer · 03-07-2003, 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by dchottie
nah my hubby is way hotter than Travolta . . . of course I could have inserted Travolta's face in place of "Frankie the Fairie" that did the ceremony . . . lol

So I would insert your husband face into a pic of some guy wearing a SpongeBob Squarepants costume.

dchottie · 03-07-2003, 01:12 PM

Spongebob is hot. Funny enough though spongebobsquarepants.com was being offered for sale for $20 hmmmm wonder what could be done with that domain. lol But seriously anyone have any suggestions on my job hunting?

DamnGoodRatio · 03-07-2003, 04:54 PM

Take it like a woman and get on a cam site. Or become a vegas escort. With skills or a connection, you aren't going to get a remote five-figure position.

dchottie · 03-07-2003, 07:58 PM

sorry neither or those options appeal to me. And I do have the skills required to do any web operations successfully by remote

NetRodent · 03-07-2003, 08:19 PM

Don't just say that you have the skills. Show people what you can do. In the context of the boards, make it a point to answer questions that you are knowlegeable about. Try to become an authority on something.

At the same time start networking. If possible attend the shows, atleast the ones that are local for you. Spend a little time on the boards, but don't let that interfere with work that is actually making you money.

Keep scanning the help-wanted ads, but don't limit yourself to adult oriented ads. Those tend to be more for content than webmasters/programmers. I can't speak for other companies but everyone we hire, we either already know or came from Monster.

Also, if you're not aspiring to be content you might want to choose a more business sounding name.

Juicy D. Links · 03-07-2003, 08:25 PM

Juicy D. Links · 03-07-2003, 08:26 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz

Remember the rule guys

NO PIC = BBW

that should be one of the golden rules of life to live by

dchottie · 03-07-2003, 11:35 PM

thanks net for the advice . . btw all of the professional names I could think of were taken. I didn't think brainybitch would get me far either . . lol

LiveCam · 03-07-2003, 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by Jer

So you want to make money then lost money.

03-07-2003, 10:46 AM	#1
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	How do I? OK, how does a person in this industry go about getting a remote position with one of the adult industry companies? I do not want to do the sex side of it (i.e. phone sex, cam sex erotic writing or anything) I want to use my education and intelligence to better my bank account. I am tired of the 9 to 5 with my internet ventures being limited to evening and days off. But, I can't quit the 9 to 5 unless I find something else with a steady check. I have 3 beautiful rugrats that need their Nike's. I've tried some of the adult job posting boards but have mainly seen ads for the sex side of the biz. And those that weren't were so sketchy i'd be afraid to rely on them for my main source of income. I mean my main goal in life is to completely submerge myself in the online porn industry, raise my kids, and when they have moved out on their own I want to move to Vegas, sit in front of the slots all day and become a lush. Any help on this would be greatly appreciated. __________________

03-07-2003, 10:57 AM	#4
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	lol . . I want to make enough money that sitting in front of the slots has no impact whatsoever on my bank account. It's just a relaxing sort of thing to do. And I never keep a pic of myself on the computer just in case it should fall into the wrong hands and end up being edited and reused somewhere. The only picture I have access to via the computer is my wedding picture. I'm sure that would do nothing for you porn lords __________________

03-07-2003, 11:06 AM	#8
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	I may regret this but . . Like I said it's my wedding picture and it was at a bed & breakfast just the two of us . . so no trick photography, no audience and no high priced person to do my hair and makeup. It's just me the way I look every day. Well, except for the dress . . . http://www.groovythumbs.com/images/wedding.gif __________________

03-07-2003, 11:08 AM	#9
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	nah my hubby is way hotter than Travolta . . . of course I could have inserted Travolta's face in place of "Frankie the Fairie" that did the ceremony . . . lol __________________

03-07-2003, 01:12 PM	#11
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	Spongebob is hot. Funny enough though spongebobsquarepants.com was being offered for sale for $20 hmmmm wonder what could be done with that domain. lol But seriously anyone have any suggestions on my job hunting? __________________

03-07-2003, 10:49 AM	#2
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	post a pic of yourself so we can better assess your goods

03-07-2003, 11:00 AM	#6
Jer God is Brazilian Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Brazil Posts: 10,601	I would just insert Travolta's face in your husband.

03-07-2003, 04:54 PM	#12
DamnGoodRatio Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: USA Posts: 855	Take it like a woman and get on a cam site. Or become a vegas escort. With skills or a connection, you aren't going to get a remote five-figure position.

03-07-2003, 07:58 PM	#13
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	sorry neither or those options appeal to me. And I do have the skills required to do any web operations successfully by remote __________________

03-07-2003, 08:19 PM	#14
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	Don't just say that you have the skills. Show people what you can do. In the context of the boards, make it a point to answer questions that you are knowlegeable about. Try to become an authority on something. At the same time start networking. If possible attend the shows, atleast the ones that are local for you. Spend a little time on the boards, but don't let that interfere with work that is actually making you money. Keep scanning the help-wanted ads, but don't limit yourself to adult oriented ads. Those tend to be more for content than webmasters/programmers. I can't speak for other companies but everyone we hire, we either already know or came from Monster. Also, if you're not aspiring to be content you might want to choose a more business sounding name. __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

03-07-2003, 08:25 PM	#15
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992

03-07-2003, 11:35 PM	#17
dchottie Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 894	thanks net for the advice . . btw all of the professional names I could think of were taken. I didn't think brainybitch would get me far either . . lol __________________