Maybe you can supplement your income by rubbing one out and getting paid at your local sperm bank or fertility clinic, provided your medical condition isn't hereditary and you're otherwise reasonably healthy.

Time to stick up on yogurt with active cultures.

Even when I go to see a doctor I do my research, sometimes you need to help guide a doctor to make the right choice.

this thread is

:offtopic :Oh crap

Active yoghurts can really fuck some people up as if you've started a war between the yoghurt bacteria and what remained of your own.

Good luck Mike. Respect for getting off your arse and doing something - a job is a job no matter what level you're at :)

In that case do a thorough enema and then eat those sausage baby turds. :)

I'm not into anything holistic as I think it's hocus. If you have MS or some other disease indigestion of parasites can reduce autoimmune diseases sometimes.

This is a good listen: http://www.econtalk.org/archives/201...uez-manof.html

Have you tried - and I'm not even fucking joking about this - a fecal transplant? I.e. having a doctor inject a healthy person's poop up your ass to re-colonize it with the microorganisms you lack. It's worked miracles for some people and is now even acknowledged as a potential cure by mainstream medicine. I recently read a couple pieces about doctors who thought it was totally nuts (and kinda disgusting) until their patients started recovering from lifelong crippling bowel disorders after trying it.

It has to be done over and over, it's not a cure plus I don't have any type of insurance right now.

Are you sure? I coulda sworn some people are helped dramatically after one application, if the new microorganisms can get a foothold they can colonize (pun intended) your system permanently. You probably have done more research than I, but make sure you triple check that.

Also I am pretty sure you can find something better than McDonalds of all places. Have you tried a few temp agencies that might be able to place you with office/computer jobs, maybe even temp-to-hire? You prolly can make 2x the money with that, at least.

Congrats!

Nothing wrong with doing what you need to do to get by in life (Provided its legal, which it is)

Give it a really good try, and you should rise through the ranks pretty quick :thumbsup

Supersize me?

Hey Mike, if I come in there with a GFY t-shirt on can I get a discount? Like two apple pies for a buck? Oh wait....

BTW: Went into McDonalds the other day to get a chocolate shake. WTF?? I get some fucking Cafe McFuckFaceWhatever with whipped cream on top! WTF man seriously?

Fix that shit Mike FIX IT!!

Hey if you can build some blogs send me an email.

Mistervegas
At
Gmail

Maybe I can throw you some work

Congrats on the new job. Hope you rise to CEO :D

:1orglaugh thanks for the laughs!

good luck bro

Sign here: Aries

Was the funniest part of that.

Had a buddy who went down with IBD after a live Measles jab :2 cents:

"These findings suggest that measles virus may play a part in the development not only of Crohn's disease but also of ulcerative colitis."

http://www.thelancet.com/journals/la...816-1/abstract

More power to you, Mike.

Ignore all the asshats, especially the ones that cry about minimum wages being raised that would make their hamburgers cost 25¢ more.

Respect to you Mike, don't ever give up.

better any job to earn money, then to be a broke ass

You have such big experience as AWM and went to work in McD? Why not to work for someone online - blog writing and all related things? Not the 2$ per 100 words, but kinda salary person, say 1,000$ per month for traffic trading manager /adding articles etc? No one offers anything here?

I really need to pay more attention - I thought WOW everyone is taking this calmly - I thought GFY would be crucifying him...

Then I realised it isn't MikeSouth!....

Anyway - Good luck to you - I used to wipe old ladies asses for a living - Remember that it could always be worse...

liar and off topic, very nice.

Good luck Mike, job is a job

I know a couple studios in Tokyo who might donate free of charge. I am sure they have insertion equipment available.

I just stepped on someone's religious beliefs, oops :1orglaugh

Take all the skills you learned in Adult, and start writing blogs on "How to get a job at MacDonald's", if your on any meds.. write a blog for each med, continue on that path and you will throw away the job before you know it.. stick with adult and enjoy the fries.

Good luck with the new job mikesinner, props for being real. Maybe you can bang some McSluts!

Also look into the GMO food connection, intestinal leakage "leaky gut" theory.

Basically Genetically Modified food is supposed to cause intestinal leakage because that is exactly what it is designed to do to insects.

"One of the most common genetic modifications is the addition of a gene from the bacteria Bacillus thuringiensis (Bt) that produces a toxin which, essentially, causes insects stomachs to explode by making the gut hyperpermeable. By inserting the gene into the plant's DNA, the plant makes its own Bt toxin--causing it to be fatal to insects that dare to take a bite. (The Bt toxin is also isolated and used as a pesticide spray.) It was initially determined that Bt toxin is not harmful to humans, but more recent evidence says otherwise, suggesting that the Bt toxin adversely affects human membrane integrity as well. (1) (That test was on the kidneys; reference 1a below shows Bt binding to the small intestine of mice.) This would be consistent with the rise of food allergies and inflammatory gastrointestinal diseases since the introduction of Bt-containing crops into the food supply."

http://www.sunrisenaturalmedicine.co...ould-care.html

PR_Glen's "religious beliefs"?? I hope you see the irony of that statement when you've been repeating the same crap over and over again like a religious mantra for years :helpme

Bump for a kind offer! :thumbsup

Good luck buddy!

There aren't really "programming degrees" except those offered by for profit/shady "schools" and IT degrees are generally not related to programming. Individuals who work as programmers/software developers will most commonly have a computer science/software engineering degree (from an ABET accredited program).

Fuck it my nigga, I respect your hustle. Everybody gots to start somewhere, and your path is god damn honorable compared to these other dick nuggets around here who try/succeed to scam niggas out of some start up cash. Flip them mutha fuckin burgers with a passion, invest in your dream and one day you can dance along with Drake to this:



:thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

How has anyone not suggested this might be an April's Fool prank?!?!

That ain't mikesinner's style. This kinda is.

Congrats i guess !

exactly, not to mention the fact he brings his bs to a thread that is FULL of honesty and inspiring humility otherwise. It's shameful really.

Mike, everyone here wishes you the best and if you need some guidance with anything you got running sites wise always feel free to hit me up.

How would you monetize one of the mainstream blogs you mention above?

Same way as adult, look for relevant sponsors, target your traffic to products they sell collect emails if you can. Small targeted email lists on profitable topics.. are gold.

A blog on how to clean a deep fryer, and affiliate links to the products used to do that will make you a fuck load more than any porn blog, porn now is about getting as much traffic as you can, throw shit at walls and see what sticks.

Also I find people still by books, and Amazon which I convert at 1/7 despite there fucked payouts can make you heaps more than say adsense, simply cos there brand recognition is so awesome.

Find a lil niche, sit on it, become an expert in it. shut the fuck up and make bank.

Glen worships at the Church of Big Pharma :1orglaugh

There is pride in taking whatever honest work you need to take to survive. Congrats and don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

Thanks ... I've been thinking about doing just that but man ... need more time :)

+1

Mikesinner, I'd probably just throw out what you used to do and start on some things which are completely new. See what works and go with it. It's just not the same as the old days in the industry. You have to do things different. Sometimes what seems ridiculous actually works very well I've found.

:2 cents::2 cents:

furthermore, so much time wasted at these jobs..

how long till your stable?

Agreed, rinse and repeat isn't always the best way, we have to allocate some of her time to exploring and trying out new methods/traffic/sponsors :2 cents:

Great that everyone's supportive of Mike's initiative here.

Kudos to ya', Mike. A job's a job...gotta make ends meet and pay the bills.



Always remember - according to the hypocritical GFY rocket scientists - it could be worse.

You could be a meter maid. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Probiotics perhaps?

He's one of the more realistic and entertaining GFY-Bots, credit where it's due :thumbsup

I'm going to be working 3rd shift with a closed dining room so maybe it will be pretty laid back.