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Juicy D. Links · 03-06-2003, 08:05 PM

Words every man fears hearing........

"We have been going out for a while what is our situation? I feel uncertain as to what we have going"

COMMITMENT.......as I run the opposite way

BRISK · 03-06-2003, 08:06 PM

I would rather hear that than:

"I think I might be pregnant"

Juicy D. Links · 03-06-2003, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
I would rather hear that than:

"I think I might be pregnant"

true true

gothweb · 03-06-2003, 08:08 PM

Not every man fears it. Some men don't even get into a position where the poor girl has to ask. Communication... Without it, it's not a relationship.

Butrflied · 03-06-2003, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
Communication... Without it, it's not a relationship.

so true ..

asuna · 03-06-2003, 08:09 PM

My favorite words from a girl,
OW OW WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE!

GoLiaT · 03-06-2003, 08:10 PM

"thats a penis , cocks are much bigger.."

juicybucks · 03-06-2003, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
I would rather hear that than:

"I think I might be pregnant"

the only answer for that is :

"do I know you ?"

Spunky · 03-06-2003, 08:13 PM

Your Dick is too small.I need a man not a boy

Theo · 03-06-2003, 08:16 PM

all bad things coming from women start something like this:

you know I was thinking.....

NBDesign · 03-06-2003, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
I would rather hear that than:

"I think I might be pregnant"

I ahve heard both and they both suck!

MetaMan · 03-06-2003, 08:20 PM

women just want to trap u,
dunt get married, they rnt worth it!

rooster · 03-06-2003, 08:22 PM

if you want a slut, go get a hooker. Id rather have a girl saying she wants to settle down and be loyal to me, then go and fuck a bunch of other guys.

CosmicKitten · 03-06-2003, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
Not every man fears it. Some men don't even get into a position where the poor girl has to ask. Communication... Without it, it's not a relationship.

Communication = Anal Sex

Juicy D. Links · 03-06-2003, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CosmicKitten

Communication = Anal Sex

lollolololol

javok · 03-06-2003, 08:27 PM

the classic.. a lot of times suffered..
"but we are just friends!.."

MetaMan · 03-06-2003, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rooster
if you want a slut, go get a hooker. Id rather have a girl saying she wants to settle down and be loyal to me, then go and fuck a bunch of other guys.

or she just traps u and then cheats and breaks ur heart,

dum ass

Paraskass · 03-06-2003, 08:28 PM

" I've been thinking.... "

girls should never think

DamnGoodRatio · 03-06-2003, 08:37 PM

I wish "I was thinking" ended with:
...you need a BJ!
...we never have enough anal sex!
...we really need to do more three-ways!
...I was going to have my bikini area waxed!
...that I shouldn't think anymore.

CDSmith · 03-06-2003, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
Not every man fears it. Some men don't even get into a position where the poor girl has to ask. Communication... Without it, it's not a relationship.

Or how about this.....

"communication... without it, a man can watch NFL Sunday in peace"

ha ha.... huh?.....uh,... just kidding dear...... yes dear........ comming dear...........

Butrflied · 03-06-2003, 08:43 PM

GFY - great place to remind me of the reasons why I dont need a boyfriend in my life ... thanks guys!

jake2000xp · 03-06-2003, 09:21 PM

Gay comment..Unless your gona post a a picture of her, who cares if some fat biaach wants a commitment??

Next?

TheJimmy · 03-06-2003, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
all bad things coming from women start something like this:

you know I was thinking.....

dammmmm skippy!

Tala · 03-06-2003, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Your Dick is too small.I need a man not a boy

"Grow some hair on your nuts and we'll talk about it."

Spunky · 03-06-2003, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala

"Grow some hair on your nuts and we'll talk about it."

I have to keep cutting them cause they are longer than my weiner

NetRodent · 03-06-2003, 10:55 PM

"Call the plumber before you make it any worse"

Gutterboy · 03-06-2003, 10:57 PM

Just after you've taken your best shot at bruising her cervix...

"Is it in yet?"

aztecvision · 03-06-2003, 11:00 PM

Can I shit on your chest?

MattO · 03-06-2003, 11:02 PM

The worst is...

"we need to talk"

especially if she's telling you this a few hours before you're going to meet up face-to-face. Then you spend those hours thinking "what the fuck did I do?" and it drives you nuts.

"sit down, we need to talk"

AAAAHH!!!!!

detoxed · 03-06-2003, 11:02 PM

I would welcome a commited relationship. Commitment is something I look forward to when I start going out with a girl I like.

Sorry girls, I'm not a man-whore.

fantasycontent · 03-06-2003, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BRISK
I would rather hear that than:

"I think I might be pregnant"

I agree!! In high school i had girl tell me they were preg all the tme lucky none of them were!

Sarah_Jayne · 03-07-2003, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DamnGoodRatio
I wish "I was thinking" ended with:
...you need a BJ!
...we never have enough anal sex!
...we really need to do more three-ways!
...I was going to have my bikini area waxed!
...that I shouldn't think anymore.

all except the last one I have said.

LiveDose · 03-07-2003, 09:20 AM

wait till you get married... The worst thing you can hear is:

"honey I'm going shopping", (as the door slams...)

Aza · 03-07-2003, 09:23 AM

apparently they did a survey and discovered a small amount of intelligent DNA in women......
unfortunately 95% of women spit it out!!

stocktrader23 · 03-07-2003, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aza
apparently they did a survey and discovered a small amount of intelligent DNA in women......
unfortunately 95% of women spit it out!!

hahaha

Sarah_Jayne · 03-07-2003, 09:28 AM

I dred hearing a man start out with

'you know what this house needs....'

Miss Novette · 03-07-2003, 02:17 PM

Other words you should fear:

"Does this dress look good on me?"
"My mom is coming to visit for a while."
"That was great, John. Uh, I mean Mike."

FuqALot · 03-07-2003, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
My favorite words from a girl,
OW OW WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE!

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. Funny, yes.

MrPopup · 03-07-2003, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
"We have been going out for a while what is our situation? I feel uncertain as to what we have going"

you better start eating her pussy ASAP

shut her up for awhile....

Mutt · 03-07-2003, 02:26 PM

words every man fears hearing...........

"I'm sorry (insert name), we tried our best but we couldn't re-attach your penis."

The Porn Dude · 03-07-2003, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
all bad things coming from women start something like this:

you know I was thinking.....

That is so true my friend. Everytime I hear that from my wife I know it is going to cost me. I especially hate it when it starts like this.....

"You know I was watching Oprah and Dr. Phil was on and I was thinking..."

HEY DR PHIL...

asuna · 03-07-2003, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FuqALot

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. Funny, yes.

Huh?

angeleyes · 03-07-2003, 03:10 PM

WHAT A WOMEN DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR:

"What do you mean?.. It IS fully erect."

Miss Novette · 03-07-2003, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes
WHAT A WOMEN DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR:

"What do you mean?.. It IS fully erect."

Good one.

How about

"I live in my mom's basement"

If you hear these words, run, don't turn back, just run!

DamnGoodRatio · 03-07-2003, 05:51 PM

Quote:

all except the last one I have said.

sarah_webinc, this may be a little rash, but will you marry me? I think I may be in love, or lust.

FlyingIguana · 03-07-2003, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Words every man fears hearing........

"We have been going out for a while what is our situation? I feel uncertain as to what we have going"

COMMITMENT.......as I run the opposite way

thought it was gonna be 'i'm pregnant'

03-06-2003, 08:05 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Words every man fears hearing........ Words every man fears hearing........ "We have been going out for a while what is our situation? I feel uncertain as to what we have going" COMMITMENT.......as I run the opposite way

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BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	I would rather hear that than: "I think I might be pregnant" __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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DamnGoodRatio Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: USA Posts: 855	I wish "I was thinking" ended with: ...you need a BJ! ...we never have enough anal sex! ...we really need to do more three-ways! ...I was going to have my bikini area waxed! ...that I shouldn't think anymore.

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jake2000xp Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 434	Gay comment..Unless your gona post a a picture of her, who cares if some fat biaach wants a commitment?? Next?

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Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Just after you've taken your best shot at bruising her cervix... "Is it in yet?"

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MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	The worst is... "we need to talk" especially if she's telling you this a few hours before you're going to meet up face-to-face. Then you spend those hours thinking "what the fuck did I do?" and it drives you nuts. "sit down, we need to talk" AAAAHH!!!!!

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detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	I would welcome a commited relationship. Commitment is something I look forward to when I start going out with a girl I like. Sorry girls, I'm not a man-whore.

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