Words every man fears hearing........
 

Words every man fears hearing........

"We have been going out for a while what is our situation? I feel uncertain as to what we have going"


COMMITMENT.......as I run the opposite way

I would rather hear that than:

"I think I might be pregnant"

true true

Not every man fears it. Some men don't even get into a position where the poor girl has to ask. Communication... Without it, it's not a relationship.

My favorite words from a girl,
OW OW WRONG HOLE WRONG HOLE!

"thats a penis , cocks are much bigger.."

the only answer for that is :

"do I know you ?" :glugglug

Your Dick is too small.I need a man not a boy
http://www.xxxwebcam.net/images/smalldick.jpg

all bad things coming from women start something like this:

you know I was thinking.....

I ahve heard both and they both suck!

women just want to trap u,
dunt get married, they rnt worth it!

if you want a slut, go get a hooker. Id rather have a girl saying she wants to settle down and be loyal to me, then go and fuck a bunch of other guys.

Communication = Anal Sex

lollolololol

the classic.. a lot of times suffered..
"but we are just friends!.."

or she just traps u and then cheats and breaks ur heart,

dum ass

" I've been thinking.... "

girls should never think :Graucho

I wish "I was thinking" ended with:
...you need a BJ!
...we never have enough anal sex!
...we really need to do more three-ways!
...I was going to have my bikini area waxed!
...that I shouldn't think anymore.

Or how about this.....

"communication... without it, a man can watch NFL Sunday in peace"





ha ha.... huh?.....uh,... just kidding dear...... yes dear........ comming dear...........

GFY - great place to remind me of the reasons why I dont need a boyfriend in my life ... thanks guys! :)

Gay comment..Unless your gona post a a picture of her, who cares if some fat biaach wants a commitment??

Next?

dammmmm skippy!


:thumbsup :thumbsup

"Grow some hair on your nuts and we'll talk about it."



:glugglug

I have to keep cutting them cause they are longer than my weiner :(

"Call the plumber before you make it any worse"

Just after you've taken your best shot at bruising her cervix...

"Is it in yet?"

Can I shit on your chest?

The worst is...

"we need to talk"


especially if she's telling you this a few hours before you're going to meet up face-to-face. Then you spend those hours thinking "what the fuck did I do?" and it drives you nuts.




"sit down, we need to talk"

AAAAHH!!!!!

I would welcome a commited relationship. Commitment is something I look forward to when I start going out with a girl I like.

Sorry girls, I'm not a man-whore.

I agree!! In high school i had girl tell me they were preg all the tme lucky none of them were!

all except the last one I have said.

wait till you get married... The worst thing you can hear is:

"honey I'm going shopping", (as the door slams...) :(

apparently they did a survey and discovered a small amount of intelligent DNA in women......
unfortunately 95% of women spit it out!!

:1orglaugh

hahaha

I dred hearing a man start out with

'you know what this house needs....'

Other words you should fear:

"Does this dress look good on me?"
"My mom is coming to visit for a while."
"That was great, John. Uh, I mean Mike."

:Graucho

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood. Funny, yes. :)

you better start eating her pussy ASAP


shut her up for awhile....

:1orglaugh

words every man fears hearing...........

"I'm sorry (insert name), we tried our best but we couldn't re-attach your penis."

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That is so true my friend. Everytime I hear that from my wife I know it is going to cost me. I especially hate it when it starts like this.....

"You know I was watching Oprah and Dr. Phil was on and I was thinking..."

HEY DR PHIL...
:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

Huh?

WHAT A WOMEN DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR:

"What do you mean?.. It IS fully erect."

Good one.

How about

"I live in my mom's basement"

If you hear these words, run, don't turn back, just run!

:1orglaugh

sarah_webinc, this may be a little rash, but will you marry me? I think I may be in love, or lust.

thought it was gonna be 'i'm pregnant'